thirteenorphans

1247 pts ยท June 13, 2015


Why the hell are you reading this? How did you even find my profile? I rarely post!

I have many secrets.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

For sure, that thing was there the entire time I worked there and it never had a problem.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Even worse for me, I had to hold back insane laughter when I worked in a hospital kitchen because Cleveland is the name of a kitchen equipment company. They make steamers.

9 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

When my dad went to Krispy Kreme, he'd order a dozen originals for himself and put them away before he got home.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then why are they happier than me?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Iirc, he dated a lot of 17 year olds...

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I believe that was post war. There's a btb on it.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Homth

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Honse.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

He has like 12 kids.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooof, that's a mood.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Delivered to my workplace on the weekend when it was closed - easily visible from the street, gone within an hour when I checked the security cam on Monday.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh hey, a friend of mine made that little frog comic. Neat.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@abbiistabbii Reverse Doom might just be Bayonetta

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds fun, what about me?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an American, pineapple on pizza is still good. They're just bitches.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kane fists in death.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but picking that is the obvious choice. Gotta make it hard.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have done suicide linux before, btw. It was pretty fun in the lab. Kept me on my toes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Judging by all the kids he keeps having...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For every fired employee, Elon will get a ball removed from him via hammer.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's when you're autistic and have autism at the same time.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The CEO of Raytheon wants a new yacht.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It might be the pot, but I just assumed it was the spirit of Halloween needing more control over the fall.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got bitched at in a performance review last year because I'd leave at 5 and I'm salaried.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Top of the line in utility sports. Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Mood @OP. I just got laid off on Friday. Sounded like they had a purge. It took me a few days to start getting things back together, for me. Now starts the terrible job hunt.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0