thisisjunk

322763 pts ยท July 2, 2013


The Mounties aren't fucking around.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ship should be exploring the near-vacuum of AIR.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Right? Someone asked if my tin of sour candy was a specific brand of nicotine pouch. And now I'm getting ads for that.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's interesting that AI knows that it definitely was Moses who lead the Isrealites out of the Flood.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You may ask how they heard him. You may also ask if her phone is always recording audio.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just call them all flock. Trademark erosion is fun and easy. When we demand de-flocking, we don't mean just one specific brand of flock camera.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...why is he named after the oily puddle of pure evil that killed Tasha Yar?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, brother. We all started out shit. With practice, I've gone from trash to passably mediocre. The other thing to do is hold the mini at arms length to see how it'll look on the tabletop. And, having your army look cohesive is a big part of the goal.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Funny. Just a 'tool', huh? I have a hammer. When I use it, it doesn't drive up the cost of electricity for everyone around where it was made. Nor does using it require fresh water in ridiculous quantities. My hammer doesn't automatically track millions of people around the country. And not one cop has ever used my hammer to stalk their ex. Also, has my hammer ever been used to generate CSAM. Even more weirdly, my hammer has never tried to get me to kill myself.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

#6 #26 ...looks that way

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Important question: is Sly Marbo the version from "If the Emperor Had a Text to Speech Device"? If yes, then I choose Dr. Doom and Sly Marbo. If no, then Dr. Doom and Doomslayer.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey @OP, where did you get the huge chainlink panel and pigeon?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one I remember. (which is a good thing, considering)

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...I have no memory of that segment. Also, those two questions in the description.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am informed that they will yell at you.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I assure u, I did not paint that.

2 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Christian philosophers worked out the logical conclusions of omniscience centuries ago. It's Predestination. If god is omniscient, then he knows whether you will go to Heaven or Hell. Nothing you do at any moment can change that. Either the sum total of your 'goodness' or a last second choice will put you in one or the other. Your awareness of this does not matter.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That argument requires putting limits on omniscience.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No AI.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Welp. Can't fault the Biblical accuracy of these.

3 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

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It's pretty similar in the winter, except the people in the lower frame are sitting inside the building instead.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oof. He forgot the part where the mumble marbles fall out of his mouth.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Won't you be my neighbor?

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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It's like there's an AI font. I miss the old days when someone would've downloaded an image of a tank and an image of a billboard and slap that shit together in GIMP. Sure, it would look like shit, but it would be real shit.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guess the glass outshone the bars.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From the (AI generated) menu of a burger place near me:

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