this is where the cookie crumbles. ( I do not share pics of myself in this account - I also don't share pics of a platypus riding a moose, but that's just cause I haven't found one)
this is where the cookie crumbles. ( I do not share pics of myself in this account - I also don't share pics of a platypus riding a moose, but that's just cause I haven't found one)
well, sometimes you just have to build a space porn dungeon, you know what I mean?
I own one, and can confirm it does all of the above, and more!
It's easy when the ghost of Patrick Swayze hugs you from behind and does all the work for you.
aren't the elephants just limousines for the wicked thoughts of menstruation? I beg to differ.
quite.
You stowa watch? Give it back, it's a crime.
Me at class.
Like, as my butt.
I wish I had her butt
so that's where you've buried the bodies.
Ron Swanson?
That's what the government wants you to think!
MAD magazine?
The swaying of human kind is a myth perpetrated by those in power to hide the simple fact that we're all living in chernobyl. /s
They just have tremors cause of the radiation! They would sit still if they could! /s
Chernobyl based photographer?
*you're.
And if you fart into a fire it produces a beautiful flame. Also, oceans are just salt water and microbes. Both still gorgeous, IMO.
No T.Hanks.
Fucking Kelly smith, at it again.
So hold your horses lava! I'm setting my vibrator to max, and I'll make you erupt like never before! (is this how we do this?)
Pokemon went
I haven't got a dick. But I guess I could put...my vibrator on it?
All that beauty below ground, and what does humanity do with it? Lamps. Sad.
Oh, was I being sarcastic? I didn't notice.
*You're. I never knew you were the one that made that decision! What an honor it must be! Please, can I be a feminist? Pleaaaaase.
That's not a zeppelin though... it's an airplane. And I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's made of led at all.
I'd wear the shit out of those.
Yes yes, I'm very hateful. Spewing it a lot of it indeed. Must be cause I'm a woman.
Guys, guys, did you hear him? He will never visit Austin! We can't let that happen! I guess we have to cancel feminism. /s