timothyaolson2000

23758 pts ยท March 18, 2020


I think I have it figured out where the web comes out of.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A John Cage composition?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Chimps typically go for the ball sack of their opponent and rip it off as soon as they can. There are very few web sites that would post the actual "combat". How are these so-called alpha males so frickin' ignorant?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glass ceiling?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He got the bear necessities, the simple bear necessities.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He probably does drink his own bile with a side of Fava beans.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sendin' out an SOS, sendin' out an SOS.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weekend at Bernie's.

2 weeks ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 3

It is difficult to have a comeback for this. Like, maybe yes? Or no? Tell us what you want, oh mysterious woman child.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Clutching your burrow tight.

2 weeks ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

But he did not shoot the deputy.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Like, they just let you grab 'em by the pussy.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy cow! Will the secret service have enough resources to protect him when he is no longer president?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Ole smurf pump.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From Zillow listing in Hollywod Hills.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad to see your homework is paying off.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Makes me want to stack firewood.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ukrainian drone would probably be more effective, but ok.

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Do I see a group of Scott's Engineers setting up one of their number to drink the planetary seed potion in the background?

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Data centers are the new Bastille.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jeepers Creepers part 5.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Finally got the teletubbies out in the open.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same thing with tattoos, mate.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He should have earned enough to have those ladybugs laser zapped off his taint. What was he spending all that money on?

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The glasses threw me off for a second.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does she have lady bugs, too? Asking for a friend.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine, South Carolina, Mississippi, and West Virginia did not make this list. That is saying a whole lot.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh Christ. Boomers don't tell that shit. They scream and howl over Cheech and Chong and Robin Williams routines. Made up boomerland is just ageism. You think we won't get there someday?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus, I was primed for violence. I am so jaded.

1 month ago | Likes 359 Dislikes 1