tinybartender

14893 pts ยท September 17, 2015


tweeted @tinybartender (past tense) Not tiny, nor a bartender. Cake Day Sep 16 Birthday June 17

something something gamer Georg outlier, shouldn't count

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 looks like a pride flag I cannot identify

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's also true

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That performs the function of dehumidifying also.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the first ingredient in my favorite soft drink is water, does that count?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it partly because gas and plasma are distinct and different states of matter?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a big fuckin' yikes from me, is what.

6 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

2016 was *rough*

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zeppelin is restrictive about licensing their music for use in movie soundtracks, you don't need permission to perform their songs yourself.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe it more apt to rape the judge instead. Something about "cruel and unusual punishment" in the Constitution.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest."

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the reference paragraph the protagonist lady breasts boobily *to* the stairs, and tits downward.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't do that and not name the other two so people can be mad.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not if you get a vasectomy.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...but as a sounding rod

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

either way, .gif is technically a "file extension." Pronounceable or not, you can ignore the rules differentiating initialism and acronym.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

George Zimmerman was acquitted, so make sure the fetus is black, I guess? /s

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you're a cunt by yourself and don't tell anyone, are you really a cunt?

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

on the other hand, lotion

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No, Russia interfered the first time.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 Dumb In the Ass and Dumber

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You're saying I should use force? That seems wrong, Broda."

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's also telling when they do those "perp" walks which people are wearing flak jackets.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

fun fact: many animals have sex-specific nouns, for example: chicken=hen, fox=vixen, goose=gander

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Sacred Texts!

4 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Only time I've been able to have voted for the candidate I wanted to be president, instead of against who should never be.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a third of the voting population has very low cognitive ability.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably the same as Air Force One, with the ineligible guy right now.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That looks like a good way to burn the hell out of your tongue.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's just called gender fluid

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0