Does this picture hurt anyone else's eyes?
Algorithms do not take humanity into account
My life in a nutshell
I've been laughing at this for over an hour
She just wanted a ride
When you have to stay home with a sick three year old
Eini mini
Happy National Dog Day... Here's my old lady resting on a mini trampoline
I see this sticker every day on my way to work and it makes me cringe so much
I can't even find the will to get through the red tape of my insurance to get help
This is my life right now...
My brother and his wife had to put down their dog today. I can't imagine going to see them and her not being there, or her spending weekends at my place playing with my dog and toddler.
Those darn weed needles
Our daughter's due in 3 days and we've narrowed it down to these two choices.
He only had himself to blame
I have a kid and i still feel this way
Happy Tuesday assholes
Awesome little horsey looking dude
The permanent roommate is trolling me... Right?!?!?
See you later alligator
Pretty much sums it up
Look closely
The older I get, the truer these words get
Best Christmas present I've ever made
I'm watching my sisters in-law's dog for the week, I may just keep her.
I have to leave for my flight in an hour and my dog has just been sitting by my suitcase glaring at me
I think her trip to the beach wore her out
I'm so ashamed of this country
My boss keeps telling me how bitchy my texts sound
Seems legit
I'll take 3 sets
My dog likes to dig holes in the sand to sleep in at the beach
This kid is awesome, also I'd take a campfire candle any day
They're bad
Futurama will always be my favorite
It's my sons 3rd birthday tomorrow and I just found a train themed restaurant a few miles away from my house
Built in earmuffs... When you can't hide your road rage, but you don't want the kids to hear
So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact and remember that life's a Great Balancing Act.
I need these in my life
I just happily quit my boss
Being an adult is expensive
I wish my murder dog wasn't scared of everything that moves
Aren't girls supposed to have dream weddings?
This made me tear up a little
At least they don't shoot people at the rallies in the name of their beliefs
I still don't think he'd let me sleep
My long search for a primary care provider is over
This has everything to do with character and integrity and not politics
I would like this
Just a little kinder
The last month of my domesticated life
Good morning anxiety, I see you're all packed up to tag along with me today
I would like to be a happy little sushi in any mental state