tinyfootprints

98917 pts · July 25, 2013


I actually like waking up around 4:30 or 5:00. And my wife is a night owl, so going to bed extra early helps me avoid her while still getting plenty of sleep.

8 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There is nothing in Sharia law about rejecting science in favor of religious doctrine.

8 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The year was 1961. It was a propellor-driven plane. We were in the air 19 hours between Munich and Gander.

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We need a method of punishing DOJ for its failure to indict and punish those it should.

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On a flight from Munich to NYC, the plane ran low on fuel because of headwinds. We were able to land and refuel at Gander, Newfoundland. It was nice of the Canadians to let us do that.

14 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I suspect that the Orange Turd holds some kind of record for unprosecuted crimes.

14 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had classes right down the hall from Dr. Sagan's office during his tenure. I'm sad that I never met him.

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now draw the rest of the owl.

16 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When my nephew transitioned, she was surprised that her wife divorced her. But it didn't take her long to find a new girlfriend, who is also trans. They have been together for over ten years now.

16 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Put your cardiac surgeon's kids through college.

16 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's illegal for convicted felons to vote in Florida. He should be arrested for voter fraud.

16 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

English like the US Midwest, French like a Parisian, idk about German, Arabic primarily using the Khaleej dialect, and Newari I learned in Kathmandu.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Native speakers tell me that I speak English, French, German, Arabic, and Newari with no detectable accent. But I've been studying Dutch for over ten years and still have terrible stumblemouth whenever I try to speak it. I'm not even close to getting the accent right.

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I found my first skin cancer tumor in 2000. Since then, I've had 18 more of them. Three were melanomas. I'm getting covered with surgery scars, but it beats letting the tumors grow. Cancer sucks. Fortunately for me, skin cancer is the only kind of cancer I've had.

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#32 I did exactly this for a whole summer. I was a bit disappointed that after capturing more than fifty farts, I had less than 2 cm of gas in the glass mayonnaise jar I was using. Worse, I had always assumed that farts could be stored for later use, but when I finally opened the jar, I found that my entire summer's worth of gas was completely odorless.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For me, the way to get the world's best potato is to go to Saskatchewan to get it. Nothing beats the freshness of locally grown food.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

None of these keep better time than my smartphone does.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I doubt that we have been waiting over 125 years for this abomination.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was taught in school that convicted felons lose the right to vote.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I got ice cream cones for my dogs. One would take the whole cone in a single bite. Another would gently and neatly lick it until it was finished. And the third one took small bites.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nepal has over 500 holidays a year. They aren't all non-working holidays though.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I enjoy appliqués from time to time, but I change my mind about style far too often to get a tattoo. They are far too permanent for me. That said, I do like your tats. They are pretty.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#9 This may be why my dad taught me to actually drive a car when I was 6. But I didn't learn how to use an automatic transmission until much later.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Suck it, Machiavelli!

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did she ever bite your sister?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice use of color.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I like Jimmy.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Don't skip leg day.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen a video showing Gal Gadot speaking against the genocide. And she is an Israeli citizen.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

I remember reading that Maryland cops are taught to immediately kill any animals on any property that they enter for any reason, just as a "safety precaution."

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0