Waylon Jennings
On your knees, bitch...
Just told him we're having another baby.
Cat camel toe.
The Man, The Myth, The Legend
That awkward moment when you realize that girl you brought home is still in your bed.your one
We wanted to get our sitter a little Christmas gift to show we appreciate her.
All we want for Christmas is our dignity.
I'm not good at giving sappy feeling gifts.
Hey Waylon, wanna go to the front page?
When you struggling over whether you want that last piece of pie.
Got my kid's book nook set up.
Happy Dog Day!
well it is