tittywizard

78719 pts ยท January 20, 2013


Buncha bullshit.

As someone who's been homeless on and off for three years, fuck yeah, this guy. Also how'd he do the teeth thing

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, is this still a thing? Good.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a fellow former unarmed security guard, this.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that kid draws better than i do and i aint even mad about it

12 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 11

No.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I think you mean, rigid air ship.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He's not listing his priorities, he's making the point that he doesn't waste his money on drugs or alcohol and still can't make ends meet.

13 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That's not humor. That's being an attention-seeking douche.

13 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

Most people have had some pretty fucked up childhoods. Why the fuck do you feel the need to throw it in others' faces?

13 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

Ugh all the time. Found out my childhood was a lot more fucked up than previously thought. I don't talk about it anymore haha

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Not with that attitude.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.

13 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

13 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 1

Don't tell me what to do.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe just a simple "hello"?

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I don't know what girls you guys are used to (none?) but if you haven't been woken up by a bj, you're seeing the wrong girls.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

, motherflocker.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why the hell not?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd go back to school just for a reason to use this.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What I would give for Daryl to sniff my hair.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Again, all credit goes to my favorite (and strangest) sister. I have no idea where she finds this shit.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

More like extinguis-HER, amirite? I'm right.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Except the NSA

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tiny hippo is my spirit animal, ain't no one can tell me any different.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a 100lbs girl with a 95lbs German Shepherd who likes to sleep on her chest, fair's fair.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

my sister's Doberman would do this all day if you let him. they're such cuddle bugs.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not safe for a sunny day at 9:30 in the morning, either.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm upvoting solely your username, clever bastard.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, you're gonna put it that way... wanna outlaw the use of cars, planes, boats and trains in public too?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You might want to consider raising your standards.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0