78719 pts ยท January 20, 2013
Buncha bullshit.
As someone who's been homeless on and off for three years, fuck yeah, this guy. Also how'd he do the teeth thing
Oh, is this still a thing? Good.
As a fellow former unarmed security guard, this.
that kid draws better than i do and i aint even mad about it
No.
I think you mean, rigid air ship.
He's not listing his priorities, he's making the point that he doesn't waste his money on drugs or alcohol and still can't make ends meet.
That's not humor. That's being an attention-seeking douche.
Most people have had some pretty fucked up childhoods. Why the fuck do you feel the need to throw it in others' faces?
Ugh all the time. Found out my childhood was a lot more fucked up than previously thought. I don't talk about it anymore haha
Not with that attitude.
You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Don't tell me what to do.
Maybe just a simple "hello"?
I don't know what girls you guys are used to (none?) but if you haven't been woken up by a bj, you're seeing the wrong girls.
, motherflocker.
Why the hell not?
I'd go back to school just for a reason to use this.
What I would give for Daryl to sniff my hair.
Again, all credit goes to my favorite (and strangest) sister. I have no idea where she finds this shit.
More like extinguis-HER, amirite? I'm right.
Except the NSA
Tiny hippo is my spirit animal, ain't no one can tell me any different.
As a 100lbs girl with a 95lbs German Shepherd who likes to sleep on her chest, fair's fair.
my sister's Doberman would do this all day if you let him. they're such cuddle bugs.
Not safe for a sunny day at 9:30 in the morning, either.
I'm upvoting solely your username, clever bastard.
Well, you're gonna put it that way... wanna outlaw the use of cars, planes, boats and trains in public too?
You might want to consider raising your standards.
As someone who's been homeless on and off for three years, fuck yeah, this guy. Also how'd he do the teeth thing
Oh, is this still a thing? Good.
As a fellow former unarmed security guard, this.
that kid draws better than i do and i aint even mad about it
No.
I think you mean, rigid air ship.
He's not listing his priorities, he's making the point that he doesn't waste his money on drugs or alcohol and still can't make ends meet.
That's not humor. That's being an attention-seeking douche.
Most people have had some pretty fucked up childhoods. Why the fuck do you feel the need to throw it in others' faces?
Ugh all the time. Found out my childhood was a lot more fucked up than previously thought. I don't talk about it anymore haha
Not with that attitude.
You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Don't tell me what to do.
Maybe just a simple "hello"?
I don't know what girls you guys are used to (none?) but if you haven't been woken up by a bj, you're seeing the wrong girls.
, motherflocker.
Why the hell not?
I'd go back to school just for a reason to use this.
What I would give for Daryl to sniff my hair.
Again, all credit goes to my favorite (and strangest) sister. I have no idea where she finds this shit.
More like extinguis-HER, amirite? I'm right.
Except the NSA
Tiny hippo is my spirit animal, ain't no one can tell me any different.
As a 100lbs girl with a 95lbs German Shepherd who likes to sleep on her chest, fair's fair.
my sister's Doberman would do this all day if you let him. they're such cuddle bugs.
Not safe for a sunny day at 9:30 in the morning, either.
I'm upvoting solely your username, clever bastard.
Well, you're gonna put it that way... wanna outlaw the use of cars, planes, boats and trains in public too?
You might want to consider raising your standards.