Christmas selfie bandwagon (I'm the dude)
I would much rather not have herpes than have lemonade.
I recently visited a few bourbon distilleries.
My dad is fostering this Yorkie pup.
Just realized today is my cakeday, so I thought I would share this with you all.
I should be working right now. But I'm not. So here.
My GF recently went to New Orleans and decided to go to a strip club. Then I got these texts.
Some of the best motivation I've seen.
My Descent Into Alcoholism
I'm supposed to be writing a paper, so here's something I found in the bowels of my computers whilst not doing that.
My fellow free runners will understand.
In honor of browsing with you schmucks for the past year, I give you a piece of advice that has served me very well.
So, I recently ate a bag of dicks.
I'm curious, anybody in user sub like hookah?
MRW my friend asks me to go drinking and I have 2 exams and a paper due this week
Today is my best friend's birthday. Party tonight. Couldn't help but send him this.
My Locks of Love Donation
Lesson Learned from The Last Airbender
MRW I see tonight's episode of Supernatural.
My latest piece is mostly healed. Really excited about it. Props to Crystal at Rising Tide in Newark, OH
MRW I finished an exam in less than half an hour.
Dafuq Google?
My friend's advice when I told him I ended things with the girl I was seeing.
This should be made into a novel or a movie.
MRW my ex (who cheated on me) tells me she misses me
My friend's birthday is today. Knowing she's a big SVU fan, I sent her this.
The Real Reason Why I Like The Onion
House sat for my mom last weekend. This little sausage cried when I closed the door.
Something to remember this holiday season
Went through a folder with a bunch of old pics I forgot about and found this gem. I laughed way to hard.
MRW I realize, thanks to a ton of downvotes, how 'clever' my post really was.
A recent post reminded me of this. Most of you have probably seen it already, but just in case you haven't...
I need to write a paper, but then I open Imgur and...
I think my favorite thing about this is the voice I read it in my head.
I love my family, but...
Bring on the downvotes
Meet the man who inspired my interest in photography.
This will die in User Sub. I just need to tell someone.
I think it's time t stop running.
Asked my cousin how he can work out so hard (he's vomited mid workout on several occasions). He sent me this.
MRW my comment goes from -2 to -1, then back down to -2
MRW I hear there are tons of sexy singles in my area who want to chat.
Realized this today after seeing the post about her and the Victoria's Secret thing
Saw something on the front page I submitted a while ago with little success.
MRW I have to stop the guy my friends and I kidnapped from escaping by punching him in the face.
My friend asked me to make him internet famous. Let's not disappoint him.
Apparently, I'm bad at rhyming.
MRW I got paid so I decide to order a pizza and my housemate asks me for some.
MRW someone asks a legitimate question, I respond with a legitimate answer, and I get called a fucking moron.
Apparently my sister's kitten likes the Christmas tree.
Womenfolk of Imgur...
MRW I get top comment on a post in User Sub and ride it all the way to the Front Page