twinning

18145 pts ยท March 17, 2011


I have a visitor! Sit down, make yourself at home! Would you like some tea? Too bad. I hate tea. Get out.

Friendly reminder that avocadoes are TOXIC TO DOGS AND CATS

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Idk if this even is a spoiler. No one who hasn't seen this episode knows who said this or why. I'll allow it.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

No, this is Patrick

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That crumb shot tho

9 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 0

This is awesome OP! I'm going to wait to see how tonight goes, but tomorrow I'll probably be getting the Cersei tank!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Peace be the journey

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally Naked is the best

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... KInky...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

April, 2024!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Burst water main in Indy?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You CAN use soap, you just have to season it again. Otherwise just wipe it down with a paper towel. (Also, seasoning is super easy)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The paper towel looks like a fat husky looking over his shoulder

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone else remember the snowy one that played Greensleeves?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The other worst night of my life was forgetting I'm lactose intolerant, eating a whole box of Mac'n'cheese then walking 2 mi back to my dorm

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh dang! One of the worst nights of my life was being a little too inebriated in Bangkok and finding out that all the bars only had sprayers

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok but do they have TP, or the traumatic spray gun?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's because its morrowind, not skyrim

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't "evacuate" in a tornado. You get in the basement or under the stairs. It's not like a hurricane with a charted path. They show up.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yo I work on cruise ships and fuck the officers. I can't imagine what the crew went through, and I hope I never find out.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The marshmallows are gone. They are not the same!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know those pants anywhere. #Cheflife

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ship Life?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think the best part is how Massachusetts can't spell Massachusetts

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Sir, could you keep it down?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's bamboo...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That fence is there to keep you OFF the lawn. I legitimately saw the guards running off a family.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I brought an entire box over for my sister and no one said shit, sooooo...

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Apparently Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is. Yeah, the one with Johnny Depp.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

SELLING Kinder eggs in the us is illegal. Consuming them is not.

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

He's clearly done his research on her, and it's all fun and games until he shows up at your work and threatens you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2