twonames

119 pts · June 3, 2013


He's on third, we're not talking about him.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No no, who's on first, what's on second.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else get to #2 and think '...I should check the username.'?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First world problems.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No! Stay!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is no way to behayve.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvoted for 'Ma'am, I'm doing everything I can.'

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

woah

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TIL golf balls are squishy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ask Hex

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Hoopy froods? Who really know where their respective towels are?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the little dragonfly-riding pixie assassins from The Amber Spyglass. Wicked cool.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It does now.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Que"... ¿Que?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let people off before you get on. The rule everyone wants everyone ELSE to follow, apparently.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Beautiful music.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bo Burnam?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do ants make chutney? Do earwigs make tiramisu?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, Ord-lay, iveus-gay or-yay essings-blay. Aaaameeenaaayyy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kindly leave by the drain.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

#6 looks like she's saying 'cuppa tea' in a cockney accent.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*waves hand* that is what he said.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Non-stick bottle"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The point is that most of the glass is hard to see through, except for the bit where the Windex is being sprayed. It's just not worded well.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's an out-of-focus monster roaming the woods.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"This is a bus shack now. You hooligans don't deserve a bus stop."

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because shesaidshewaslevel18 is pretty?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you ever...felt a breast before, man?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

150% times. Hmm.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0