15839 pts ยท June 12, 2013
Feel so old, so hard to keep up with a four year old @ forty one.
You're excited...feel my panties.
Unless you're hot and or rich.
One day late.
That baster getting filled, not sure if I'm horny, need a fix or hungry.
Put it on the food tray sticking out my car window and it flipped my fucking car over.
Bowl or a cup?
You must first be seduced by preporn.
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
You may be cool but you're not, guy riding a beach cruiser with a parrot on his shoulder cool.
That armor's too strong for blasters.
Diet food, yuck.
Am I wearing enough flair for you now?
Keep out, not girls allowed.
L2P noob, ronflmderpo. MORE HOTPOCKETS MOM!
Beer, whippits, blow and pizza. This is a fucking party!
Throwupinmymouthhhoooo.
This bothers my urethra and prostrate.
Better dead than red.
Turtle: "another fucking selfie".
Silicon rotating = torn skin, make a gyrating one ftw.
Time to cut off your skin, stretch it over a canvas, sell it and stop being a starving artist...if it doesn't sell eat it.
It's not my browser history honey, see I have proof.
Future taco stand.
First came love for Fanta, I guess we all saw this coming.
Empty bottle of patron, now I'm sad and turned on...
My pork belly always tastes gamy does stuffing and covering a loin help?
Better to go on a Monday than a Sunday imho.
Gateway drug.
My kids remark on the road, "Speed, that's what I'm talking about."
You're excited...feel my panties.
Unless you're hot and or rich.
One day late.
That baster getting filled, not sure if I'm horny, need a fix or hungry.
Put it on the food tray sticking out my car window and it flipped my fucking car over.
Bowl or a cup?
You must first be seduced by preporn.
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
You may be cool but you're not, guy riding a beach cruiser with a parrot on his shoulder cool.
That armor's too strong for blasters.
Diet food, yuck.
Am I wearing enough flair for you now?
Keep out, not girls allowed.
L2P noob, ronflmderpo. MORE HOTPOCKETS MOM!
Beer, whippits, blow and pizza. This is a fucking party!
Throwupinmymouthhhoooo.
This bothers my urethra and prostrate.
Better dead than red.
Turtle: "another fucking selfie".
Silicon rotating = torn skin, make a gyrating one ftw.
Time to cut off your skin, stretch it over a canvas, sell it and stop being a starving artist...if it doesn't sell eat it.
It's not my browser history honey, see I have proof.
Future taco stand.
First came love for Fanta, I guess we all saw this coming.
Empty bottle of patron, now I'm sad and turned on...
My pork belly always tastes gamy does stuffing and covering a loin help?
Better to go on a Monday than a Sunday imho.
Gateway drug.
My kids remark on the road, "Speed, that's what I'm talking about."