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3572 pts ยท November 5, 2012


#33 any Bill Bailley fans online? "I got ham, but I'm not a hamster"

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of course we'll believe your Pravda

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ICE SS should have been fed to the fire

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Liz Truss needs to pay him a visit.

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She'd have done well on Eurotrash

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& not waking up for the "I meant to do that" wash

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don't worry, they're OK

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When you're the last Pringle

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Except, to an extent, you can. If you're on the coast & watch a ship sail off into the distance, the the hull vanishes before the tips of the masts.

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Callum's got a good channel

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When you take a week off work & spend most of it doing this

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#3 a Soviet iPhone - sorry, OurPhone

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Would not be surprised if they drove a handful of buses up to the US prison and said "Fill These"

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had my eyes tested at the weekend & still thought that was Steve Tyler

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The Nutcracker, or?

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Alleges? It's only them & Mastercard splitting the market between them.

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Of course, cat activating their extra mass mode, a move familiar to cat owners.

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How is that cat so securely attached? :)

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ah yes, Knomes

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First time? It's regular cat behaviour to need treats whenever you're near the cupboard. Even if you saw them asleep in another timezone, they'll appear.

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Finally, a search engine that doesn't invent knowledge

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I know, it's weird, right?

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#3 "whats the matter, you never taken a shortcut?"

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"turned him into a pez dispenser" - can't remember the film

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have they turned down the draw distance too?

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