i write music and get paid to care for people. i also like the simple things in life like green tea, real ales and imgur. 9/10 doctors recommend you don't try all 3 at the same time.
i write music and get paid to care for people. i also like the simple things in life like green tea, real ales and imgur. 9/10 doctors recommend you don't try all 3 at the same time.
Currently residing in The East of The Midlands, Nottingham, United Kingdom and it is far too bloody hot outside.
Can you imagine some Christian saying "Oh yeah, I'd totally suck your cock for Jesus. Let's go" I Can...
"I'm glad I gathered you all here today"
As rad as a cat in a wrap.
Good work, N. Sanquilly.
Will someone please remove these cutleries from my knees?
No. Women fart and they can stink.
Awesome show, Josh.
You're writing a question and before you even wait for peoples responses you answer it for them. Slow down.
No not like this.
As an English person, I know more about Guinness than an Irish person. Can you not tell by the head that it is not Guinness?!
i think i'm on the 7th or 8th now. goddamn imgur.
This is really good!
These are pretty great and all but judging by some other comments, these aren't yours?! Unfair, dude, unfair.
I'm beginning to think the only reason i'm alive is the 10 cups of Tea I have a day...
Simon & Garfunkel <3
MAN OVERBOARD! WE MUST SAVE HIM! ... oh....
You know nothing Dracowrath.
Nearly 26 and i'm still at home. Shit's good y'all!
Surely not all the Elephants would die of suffocation. We have oxygen on Earth right?
Next.
Excuse the comma.
My dad used to read me these when I was a child. Never, have I been so scared in my life.
Become the troll.
Looking outside now (UK) - It's bloody sunny old chap!!! Blimey.
Then it's not an achievement... :P
Send this to 4chan. They'll hunt that dick down.
Anal C*nt
You Mr Leprechaun, are right on so many levels.
I've never wanted to punch someone so hard in the face.