umbrellamaker

121367 pts · July 31, 2014


_K_S _ _AT T_ _ F_ _K ...I'd like to buy a U

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we can dig it

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Dammit NO ONE has an excuse to skip leg day

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At least you waited 😔

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I'm sure they'll have plenty to do with their 50¢

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roll tide

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she asked him to say something crazy, like he's wearing women's underwear

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Nobody seems willing to do a good, tight 90 anymore

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It's still way less than a comparable ticket today

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$6?!

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She looks like she's looking to try on Peter Weller

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turns out we were never supposed to shake polaroids...or blow in the game cartriges. HOW MANY MORE LIES IN OUR CHILDHOODS?!

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Every now and then, I get a little bit lonely
And you never coming ′round

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the dowel must remain undamaged

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I think they're Pickles's actual family, you're the side family

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soooo, which one got into the catnip?

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RIP Bonnie Tyler

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Or cursed

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hang on, is that Pete?

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*looks around* honestly I'll take my chances with the ocean

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i see Jimmy goes down

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