213 pts ยท March 3, 2015
Takes me 5 minutes to walk to the bar, and a half hour to walk home. The difference is staggering.
Get off my jawn.
$30/mo. Google Fi
That color! [Chef's Kiss]
Inspirational! I am that before photo, and want to be that after photo.
Ripped jeans, for one.
All part of the Ukrainian Foreign Legion's tactical kneecapping.
Travel? That's a waste of money.
Everything you feel is valid, and none of it should affect your own feelings about yourself. Embrace the sadness, but don't let it overwhelm
He's hoping to get a sleeve of scars to impress the ladies.
Did I hand you zero dollars? I'm still expecting change!
The inspiration for modern-day 'Karens'
You monster. Do it again.
What do you store in it?
They allow cock shots on Imgur?
Bucket List Addition!
Do attend.
How long have I been watching this endless destroying of sledgehammers?
Chill out room at the Rave.
I have rectumfied the problem.
Pete Davidson?
Never read the Constitution, bitch?
Didn't realize that Ireland, Dublin, London, and Isle of Man were also 'dirty' sounding.
How does it feel to be 17 points behind Fetterman? Oprah wants to know, Oz.
No more hiring Texans. You heard me, Elon.
So gross.
That's Scotland. Irn Bru is their national soda.
Takes me 5 minutes to walk to the bar, and a half hour to walk home. The difference is staggering.
Get off my jawn.
$30/mo. Google Fi
That color! [Chef's Kiss]
Inspirational! I am that before photo, and want to be that after photo.
Ripped jeans, for one.
All part of the Ukrainian Foreign Legion's tactical kneecapping.
Travel? That's a waste of money.
Everything you feel is valid, and none of it should affect your own feelings about yourself. Embrace the sadness, but don't let it overwhelm
He's hoping to get a sleeve of scars to impress the ladies.
Did I hand you zero dollars? I'm still expecting change!
The inspiration for modern-day 'Karens'
You monster. Do it again.
What do you store in it?
They allow cock shots on Imgur?
Bucket List Addition!
Do attend.
How long have I been watching this endless destroying of sledgehammers?
Chill out room at the Rave.
I have rectumfied the problem.
Pete Davidson?
Never read the Constitution, bitch?
Didn't realize that Ireland, Dublin, London, and Isle of Man were also 'dirty' sounding.
How does it feel to be 17 points behind Fetterman? Oprah wants to know, Oz.
No more hiring Texans. You heard me, Elon.
So gross.
That's Scotland. Irn Bru is their national soda.