vampire49

11137 pts ยท January 13, 2022


Oh god, this is an actual quote from the UN representative of the country whose leader keeps changing maps with his sharpie while he drives his country and her people into bankruptcy.

10 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It bothers me more than it should that the words are a different color than the color the word describes.

12 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It feels like it ended too soon.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Maybe he got shot in his miracle ear.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wildlife when humans hit the end of their run.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh I love this, the colors, the subject ... beautiful! I'd love to have that hanging on my wall ... or to live in that house!

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like ... well, not so much the mushroom cloud but several of these really speak to me.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know, the tuba sounds good.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

If you decide to eat it be sure to take notes about preparation, taste and reactions.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, good catch!

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Related but not the same ...

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is no confusion, only data.

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

With a sharpie.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, a burger so big it takes 3 pieces of pie to wash it down. Well, it appears there is nothing else to wash it down.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Interesting that Earth, Mars, Saturn and Neptune have such similar tilts.
Venus, you're not even trying.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Secret ballot? The current administration is demanding to know how everyone voted ... withholding services until the states comply.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

About halfway through I thought knife guy was going to get nutted.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a room that needs to be sheet rocked. I would hire this guy then stand around filming him.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Back in the day, all those AOL CDs met the same fate. CD plus Dremel tool equals shenanigans.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welp, guess I know what I'll be doing tomorrow.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how she moves her feet out of the way, she has experience with smashed toes.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So, remove dust, building falls down. Thanks, this is going to simplify my cleaning.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not to take away from his talent but dogs got lips.

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Umm, those are first names.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those two dogs behind the coyote aren't protecting squat.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I saw an ad for a similar vehicle and this was touted as a selling point ... back it in and it will fit in a normal parking space.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eight ... that is the weight limit of that walkway, eight fully load police officers. Not nine, eight. It was on the lease.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0