Do ladies get a free shocker with each visit?

13 years ago | 3 0

Oh good. I was just before my time 10 years ago when I did this with velcro hands monkeys

13 years ago | 1 0

She looks like she is queefing out stars

13 years ago | 2 0

I feel like people from the Capital in the Hunger Games invented this.

13 years ago | 1 1

Is it LNI in Japan?

13 years ago | 2 0

My robe is falling off, and my interview got cancelled. Soooo I'm here.

13 years ago | 3 0

Or you could've just bought a non-pointy one at IKEA

13 years ago | 4 0

Ferrrrrrrrrie!!!

13 years ago | 3 0

*can afford and drinks in moderation or at least has a constant stock

13 years ago | 4 0

Imgur Giraffe is always waiting for you

13 years ago | 17 1

I'm broke. I get none of that yums.

13 years ago | 1 0

but I'd wear the Celtic ones

13 years ago | 1 0

Not enough zoom

13 years ago | 6 0

no offense was accepted on my part. lol

13 years ago | 1 0

Also I lack a penis, so I am no man. lol.

13 years ago | 1 0

oh hot damn that sounds good.

13 years ago | 1 0

damn that place is adorable!

13 years ago | 2 0

I speak the truth. :)

13 years ago | 1 0

I like your gun...

13 years ago | 2 0

Your pretty...

13 years ago | 3 1

you're adorable. but you have shitty potato quality.

13 years ago | 2 0

I approve of your humor.

13 years ago | 4 0

But seriously though. Where did you get that dress?!?

13 years ago | 2 1