vlang18

1651 pts ยท March 25, 2013


I want to put something clever in here, but I'm not very witty. I'm a ballerina, and that basically just sums up my life.

100% accurate. Since most of us are not allowed to have pets in our dorms/houses, or we don't have the time for them, this is what happens.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's amazing how college students are both of these. It's the most entertaining thing to see

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a Mac and I still use an anti virus...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loved The Road! It was the best book I had to read in high school by a long shot

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for Suits being on the FP. Such a good show

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'VE BEEN THERE DAMMIT IT I COULD'VE MADE THE FRONT PAGE WITH THE EXACT SAME PHOTO

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I personally think the drummer is the best part of the band, but that's just me

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've learned at college (laundry is expensive so I don't do it that often) that hydrogen peroxide and OxyClean work really well on stains

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, how could I forget about Geoff.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This looks like something Clarkson, James, and May would use on a trip or something and they would royally fuck it up and it would be great

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohio: Come for the- oh who am I kidding nobody comes to Ohio unless you already live here.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of my dogs loves being pampered so much that when we take her to the groomers she falls asleep in the bath tub when they give her a bath

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I got a runt and I had to bottle feed him for a while after I got him, and even now he tries to suck on my toe whenever he wants food.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As someone in a city with a suit, I can confirm this is what it's like.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

330 in da house

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Soon." -Sophie in the Zane Bunny's photo

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for the name Oxnard and Fluffy the Python

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CLEVELAND INDIANS REPRESENT (however I do not condone the behavior of the asshole kid)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I jumped about a foot and then started laughing because shit was indeed scared out of me

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THIS BIRD LOOKS LIKE THE BIG BIRD IN THE PIXAR SKIT WITH ALL OF THE LITTLE BIRDS ON THE POWER LINE

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I ALWAYS rent my books. Those business books can be fucking expensive even when they're used.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "how long of a drive is it from Miami to Florida" is a valid question. Miami, Ohio to Florida. Unlikely, but it's a possibility.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I absolutely hate stockings. I have to wear them to work and garter belts never sit smoothly and I'm always fixing shit. So damn annoying.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what's in North Virginia that would look like this?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like Cotton Eyed Joe would be a good song to listen to with this

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I read "Rat King" I immediately thought of The Nutcracker. Spent too many years taking ballet I guess.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god this song! It makes me giggle just thinking about it

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

needs more James May and Jeremy Clarkson

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 19 and I've never seen Bambi because my mom would never let me watch it because it's too sad

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ah shoot, I screwed up. Whatever, Altivo can be in the sexy disney guys picture too

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0