One time I was looking at imgur at work, it was a picture of a guy eating cereal but the title read something like "when I realize my girlfriend is a squirter" or something. My boss came up behind me and was like, what's that? I freaked out because it seemed inapprorpiate but when I thought about it, it was just a guy eating cereal, no big deal. But the title made it so inappropriate, I felt like I just got caught watching porn. My boss said, "What's squirreling?" I think he may have actually seen the title, I'm embarrassed and it's all because of a guy eating cereal.
As an arizonan I'm like what about the drought?
I thought it was going to be a joke about the movie.
Hey boner!
1130 am? God dang.
I'm going at the end of October, send me some tips!!
Why are there so many landmines
Thanks! I was not looking at the right person at all.
(Lever girl
No...May 11-17 is my birthday week
How do so many people have lower mileage in older cars? My car is 7 years old and has almost 200k miles :(
I cried. My family thinks it's funny, but I was traumatized.
I like seeing the good the bad and the ugly under foreign movies.
I was like...why do we need a tl;dr for this?
I like that there's a tl;dr for two sentences
I just don't want to clean it up
old spice
Gfs
They say it will be one of the most habitable places left when global warming really takes an effect (within the next 50 years)
When it's quiet you know they're making a mess
I love Laurence fishburne, especially in driving miss daisy
I hated how they didn't keep the ages of the children in order
Exactly
Lieutenant Dan, ice cream!!
I say, "do you like that? huh? do you?", then I pretend to cum.
I love food so much I don't care what I'm celebrating
I do, I like food a lot
I'm still eating parmesan I bought 4 months ago. I only get diarrhea half the time.
lol
It's so weird how a lot of younger people don't know how popular Lisa Frank used to be, I still have a bunch of stickers.
we ain't found shit!