waitwhut

24616 pts ยท January 9, 2013


I came to eat popcorn and waste company time and I'm all out of popcorn..

I ran the streets a lot in the 90's. I somehow met a guy who was "affiliated" if you know what I mean. He swore pig farms will disappear a body for good.

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I remember an article that made a big deal about how tall the cast was. Almost everyone was over 6ft.

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Traveled 'round the world "Trump is back" you jested..

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We need the anti-Trump. The person that wants to take us in new direction but in a good way.

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Been managing accounts for my company for 13 years. 5 years or so ago I got asked to monitor the phone queue every day. No extra money or anything. So I check it every couple weeks. Weak money, weak effort.

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My brain was still so stuck in the "before times" I thought "grab them by the pu$$y" was the final straw. Boy was I wrong.

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Washington State University Cougars

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And looked directly at a solar eclipse?

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Ohio!

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I had a gf that would pull an imaginary string and make one jump when I needed cheering up. Good times.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sang it 5 times. Thank you.

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It's $5 for a $1.50 Sharpie all over again.

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Thank you for noticing. I thought I was tripping. He looks a far sight pastier when he's away from his in-house makeup artist.

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Them some zesty moves.

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"Big Sale" made me lol. This dude can hangout any day.

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Thank you! I was hoping somebody did that!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for that. I only saw 2. You made me realize that #2 was something to do as well. I thought #3 was sneaking up on someone doing regular swimming.

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KOKE-KOKKO!

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You know it's funny when it rains it pours / They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor,". - Tupac 1993

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I made that catch in a little league game when I was 12. The single most amazing sports thing I ever did in my whole life. Oddly, my teammates acted like it happens everyday and said nothing.

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Give it to us raw and wriggling!

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They were a little more expensive but so worth it.

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The way she said "I wish you push me back" was creepy af. Like she wanted a reason to kill.

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Catfish LOVE them a nice stanky thang to gobble up.

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