wantedTwo

61934 pts · June 6, 2017


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Happy birthday!

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1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just put this into perspective, in the last 365 days, my house used 9,283 kWh. This thing can produce all of that energy is less than 2.5 hours.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Poor bunny :(

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I did not need to know this existed.

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Try their catfish, it’s really good

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Congrats man, It’ll go by quick. I retired 1 Apr 25 after 22 years in EOD, body is wrecked but getting a paycheck every month and basically free healthcare for the rest of my life is pretty sweet. Sorry you have to be “associated” with the Cheeto in chief but at least he won’t sign your retirement cert. (been trying to get a new one signed by Obama.)

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That is absolutely stunning. Are you selling it? Legit question. PM me if you are.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Don’t you dare diminish school pizza. That shit smacked.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They’re all good pylons.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I’m not arguing your last point. I like some weird bands.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My controversial add is corn. Adds a pop of sweetness to the spice.

3 weeks ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 7

Honest question, how do you see past the ramp when it’s up?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Having spent 22 years in the military, ideology is not why most join. Family tradition, guaranteed job/pay/housing, education benefits, healthcare (especially for a new family) and the need to get the hell out of where they are (my reason).

As another noted, hard times is the top recruiting tool.

Please don’t lump the military and veterans as automatic magats. All are individuals with their own reasons for joining.

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The real gem of this one is the nut adjustment mid spew.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Agreed

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May God have mercy on your mower blades.

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All women are crazy and all men are assholes. You just have to find your brand.

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Those jiggly murder beans 🥰

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Would…. Flip her to face me.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The burden of proof lies with the party making the accusation or claim. Cite your sources.

1 month ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

#2

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bean counter.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m sorry, a fucking what?! Why?!

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Thanks. Now my cats are franticly searching for the kittens. Worth it.

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