watergap

978 pts · April 10, 2017


“Play something tragic, Ton Ton.”

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Live tiny. Die never.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m 51, but got really sick like 5yrs ago, I’m an old man now

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could be Lonette in Cool World, too

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As large as a screaming man’s face

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a beard bc in high school I took a notch out of my lip with a Bic disposable razor while shaving and was all, “Yeah, fnck this.”

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yep, maniraptoran theropod dinosaur

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get pickles every Christmas. My son gets Spam. My daughter gets something to do with eggs. My wife gets cheese. It’s just become a thing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m fncking crying laughing!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fncking. Awesome.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably about life size for a giant griffin-fly (Meganisoptera)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Real easy to be the bigger person when you’re not starving to death.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That stool…!!

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The rocks are quiet because the trees are listening.

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“The penitent man is humble before God. The penitent man kneels before… KNEEL!!”

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+20,000 years of cohabitation with dogs… Humans and dogs are supposed to be together. We need each other. I’m stuck at my office and my lab’s at home. This clip makes want to snuggle my dog so bad… I might leave early today.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They have few predators, too, because their stingers are so long. Roadrunners can manage them, tho.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know it’s chemicals, but for a split second, at the very-very beginning, I thought it was fire

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What’s weird is how surprisingly tough those containers are.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOL—just smacking them!? I treat my monitors like they’re made of spun glass! You mean I can handle them that roughly!?

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

That’s alright. I barely knew her. She died like 9yrs ago. I got curious and looked her up on Google, “Surely she’s not still alive, right? She’d be like 100yo!!” Lived to be 104yo.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

lol—my grandmother was a mean spirited, hateful woman, that wouldn’t leave a card game across the street for her own sisters funeral, and attempted to poison my mother to cause her to miscarry me before I was born. She also lived to 104.

3 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

309k on muh Jeep. /thumbs/

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read somewhere a long time ago, what will replace us doesn’t even have a name yet.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Is it big, or is it close?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a zen garden

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

‘Tis a fine barn, but sure it is no pool, English.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

“Yeah… Thanks for having us. I think we’re going to call it a night.”

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