I'm Jess and I like Jack Daniels and video games. I look like this http://i.imgur.com/aSDfIOU.jpg http://imgur.com/dg7bhin I'm a really big Disney geek, also quite a big fan of toast. I tweet here: http://twitter.com/jxssmoore I tumblr here: http://frosteddoll.tumblr.com
I'm so glad I've had your penis in me
You are dating the wrong girls, PSA though I would totally claim that Yu-Gi-Oh card collection as my own in front of mutual friends
These made me feel squishy good
As a Jessica, do not worry, we are aware
you got a little something on the shower curtain there
this is awesome, i can chop down trees and hit slimes and that's about it
I am a Jessica. I have personally never met a Jessica who wasn't up for a good time. We the party people.
Not gonna lie I'd be pretty fuckin' stoked if a boy gave me this
*anxiety intensifies*
This satisfied me beyond any human being and their many uses
You would have swayed me had it been FFIX
I've got a level 70 Charizard if you're interested? Not willing to give up my level 80 Dragonite sorry
Man that should not have been as satisfying as it was 10/10 would wank to this if desperate
same but men instead of ladies, but still same, same friend
Man this would cost £14,9765 in the UK. Exactly that amount.
I'm personally absolutely furious that it doesn't make a perfect Windows 95 logo
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I've never come across something I relate to quite as much as this wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man twerking and suckin dick
As a female with a boyfriend can confirm accuracy, @cnr543 is an excellent charger
I'm confused as to why Niall from One Direction was used in the background of one of them, to be fair if I was him I'd shout my own name too
or they were charged because the inquest was finished and they found something was wrong with the situation
"get a dog up ya" same
I am 19 years old and I watch this film pretty much once a week. BARNEY IS LOVE.
I UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE
The amount of times I got caught doing this in my teenage years is too damn high
Thank you very much kind Imgurian! I am 100%positive you are a fine human being
Confidence issues etc etc etc - all the usual sympathetic bullshit hahaha
I'm not generally! But when it comes to sex stuff with strangers I puff up into a big ball of embarassment
I'm waaaaay too awkward for that!
Fortunately, this dude happens to be my best friend, so it's a little less awkward than sexting a stranger!