I don't like cats, they scare me. I have dogs, sneks, rabbits, chickens, budgies and a pond fulla fish. i like to go off in my caravan when I am able to find a pet sitter. I try to find 1 thing to make me laugh and learn 1 new fact every day.
I don't like cats, they scare me. I have dogs, sneks, rabbits, chickens, budgies and a pond fulla fish. i like to go off in my caravan when I am able to find a pet sitter. I try to find 1 thing to make me laugh and learn 1 new fact every day.
Yeah, but does it taste like the real thing?
Not if you're in the UK.
So i'm not gay then?
This was funny after Google explained it to me.
Did you drop it off a bridge?
I'm halfway there.
*You're
Was the book stuck to his bottle then fell off?
I don't get it. I am I going to heaven?
I watched this 3 times with a straight face, then saw the title :)
Time to upgrade, this is ancient tech.
Smackaknack
You don't actually smoke a cigarette. The cigarette does all the smoking, you are just the sucker.
We've ran out of bacon.
Here is a desktop version
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TIL people never learn.
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
Must be hot, looks like the're melting.
That 3rd one is like "You need help bro? nope? OK let's find a kebab shop"
This should be confession bear.
Nom nom nom
Witchcraft!
Said the gorilla to the blonde.
It's probably eveloving into a cow.
You spelled chap's dick wrong
That might work too.
Nice car, but hope they ditch the matt paintwork for next season.
She knew what she was doing.
Nails