2471 pts ยท May 8, 2011
Time to get a dog
What the hell is a "Zooey"?
Y no zoom?
"Destiny"?
For some reason the words "Tit Willow" won't leave my head
Word!
A GIF of a GF. How quaint.
Is it me, or does the guy on the left look like Ian McDiarmid (Palpatine)?
TIL: "Not like"="Hate"
Tell the truth and fear no evil.
Give me Liberty or give me something else...
Next up: Three people want to get married. Then a chimp, cos they share 95% Human DNA they should have "human" rights. And it goes on...
deviantdevil: 10th amendment. "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution... are reserved to the States... Booyah.
Time to get a new cat. This one's broken.
Your cat is broken. Throw it out and get a new one.
OORAH!
Are those donuts?
THE LARGE PRINT GIVETH (the small print taketh away)
Finish this nursery rhyme: "Christmas is coming, the ______ is getting fat."
I just bought one on eBay. Best four bucks I ever spent.
Like a... Boss?
TIL: Jesus is white
Yours.
Cat. The other other white meat.
Suddenly... harassment lawsuit
Easy. NO.
Someone missed out an "of"
+5 for M&S
Time to get a dog
What the hell is a "Zooey"?
Y no zoom?
"Destiny"?
For some reason the words "Tit Willow" won't leave my head
Word!
A GIF of a GF. How quaint.
Is it me, or does the guy on the left look like Ian McDiarmid (Palpatine)?
TIL: "Not like"="Hate"
Tell the truth and fear no evil.
Give me Liberty or give me something else...
Next up: Three people want to get married. Then a chimp, cos they share 95% Human DNA they should have "human" rights. And it goes on...
deviantdevil: 10th amendment. "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution... are reserved to the States... Booyah.
Time to get a new cat. This one's broken.
Time to get a new cat. This one's broken.
Your cat is broken. Throw it out and get a new one.
OORAH!
Are those donuts?
THE LARGE PRINT GIVETH (the small print taketh away)
Finish this nursery rhyme: "Christmas is coming, the ______ is getting fat."
I just bought one on eBay. Best four bucks I ever spent.
Like a... Boss?
Like a... Boss?
TIL: Jesus is white
Yours.
Cat. The other other white meat.
Suddenly... harassment lawsuit
Easy. NO.
Someone missed out an "of"
+5 for M&S