From the law offices of Woofstein, Woofstein, and Woofstein (no relation)
Happy Holidays from NY! ❤
Lighten up, asshole.
Under intense pressure Uranus produces diamonds.
Better known as an "oh gosh" pit.
Dillon's in a bit of a pickle.
While I'm sad that I couldn't watch this movie, I'm happy to have such an empathetic Bro in my corner. Thanks Cablevision.
A photo Finnish
McDonald
A unicorn horn forlornly adorned...
Fences by Poseidon™
What a purrdicament.
Dragon Bill Cosby
The biggest rock ever seen at a wedding
It's tradition.
Just do it incorrectly
Steal at your butthole's peril.
A five dollar bill? Something about this seems fake.
Lovely
Legend of Williams
McSadness
Will?
It's-a me! Manuel!
His owner will never see this...
Harry Farter
I guess Piglet's not with them because he squealed.
Drug tests? Since When? My memory is a bit froggy.
I have questions, and fan mail to write.
Even Thor's hammer can't move that mighty, untoppleable lawn chair.
Carl is all.
My mouth has never yearned so deeply for something to fill it.
Bazinga
Neat.
Where friendships go to die
... Or the sharks have moved inland.
That shit-eating grin
"Are you the keymeowster?"
That face, oh dear god that face.
I laughed at this. I am a child.
*Ginja*
1, 2... 4?
It's a think piece... I think. Hey! It's working!
Every. Single. Night.
"PROPAGATE, DO NOT. PREQUELS, I FEAR."
Jurassic Purr'ld
Why must you forsake Jake?
Started from the bottom and still there *sobs accordingly*
Animals + Hot Car = The opposite of cool
Talk nerdy to me.
Mastodon Presents: Mastocat
HNNNNNNG *gasps* HNNNNNNG...
Bromine Ununhexium
I'll take a high speed test drive through the forest moon of Endor just to see.