wombescapee

9499 pts · April 8, 2015


From the law offices of Woofstein, Woofstein, and Woofstein (no relation)

Points 1178
Comments 23
Views 27904

Happy Holidays from NY! ❤

Points 10
Comments 4
Views 143

Lighten up, asshole.

Points 12
Comments 10
Views 49

Under intense pressure Uranus produces diamonds.

Points 10
Comments 7
Views 76

Better known as an "oh gosh" pit.

Points 16
Comments 4
Views 50

Dillon's in a bit of a pickle.

Points 17
Comments 4
Views 40

While I'm sad that I couldn't watch this movie, I'm happy to have such an empathetic Bro in my corner. Thanks Cablevision.

Points 6
Comments 4
Views 99

A photo Finnish

Points 84
Comments 16
Views 4169

McDonald

Points 24
Comments 12
Views 110

A unicorn horn forlornly adorned...

Points 131
Comments 11
Views 621

Fences by Poseidon™

Points 9
Comments 7
Views 56

What a purrdicament.

Points 19
Comments 12
Views 32

Dragon Bill Cosby

Points 50
Comments 23
Views 158

The biggest rock ever seen at a wedding

Points 77
Comments 15
Views 54

It's tradition.

Points 17
Comments 8
Views 24

Just do it incorrectly

Points 21
Comments 10
Views 42

Steal at your butthole's peril.

Points 519
Comments 27
Views 329

A five dollar bill? Something about this seems fake.

Points 18
Comments 2
Views 54

Lovely

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Comments 2
Views 47

Legend of Williams

Points 24
Comments 8
Views 40

McSadness

Points 47
Comments 9
Views 42

Will?

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 27

It's-a me! Manuel!

Points 10
Comments 4
Views 48

His owner will never see this...

Points 61
Comments 1
Views 43

Harry Farter

Points 220
Comments 14
Views 106

I guess Piglet's not with them because he squealed.

Points 28
Comments 4
Views 49

Drug tests? Since When? My memory is a bit froggy.

Points 105
Comments 5
Views 94

I have questions, and fan mail to write.

Points 20
Comments 4
Views 52

Even Thor's hammer can't move that mighty, untoppleable lawn chair.

Points 9
Comments 1
Views 128

Carl is all.

Points 61
Comments 2
Views 1751

My mouth has never yearned so deeply for something to fill it.

Points 8
Comments 14
Views 82

Bazinga

Points 82
Comments 9
Views 132

Neat.

Points 93
Comments 22
Views 440

Where friendships go to die

Points 18
Comments 5
Views 33

... Or the sharks have moved inland.

Points 15
Comments 7
Views 64

That shit-eating grin

Points 19
Comments 5
Views 56

"Are you the keymeowster?"

Points 36
Comments 7
Views 40

That face, oh dear god that face.

Points 103
Comments 13
Views 464

I laughed at this. I am a child.

Points 22
Comments 7
Views 71

*Ginja*

Points 31
Comments 5
Views 29

1, 2... 4?

Points 18
Comments 2
Views 49

It's a think piece... I think. Hey! It's working!

Points 9
Comments 15
Views 60

Every. Single. Night.

Points 12
Comments 3
Views 47

"PROPAGATE, DO NOT. PREQUELS, I FEAR."

Points 2
Comments 5
Views 254

Jurassic Purr'ld

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 8

Why must you forsake Jake?

Points 15
Comments 1
Views 44

Started from the bottom and still there *sobs accordingly*

Points 55
Comments 9
Views 59

Animals + Hot Car = The opposite of cool

Points 9
Comments 3
Views 62

Talk nerdy to me.

Points 29
Comments 31
Views 52

Mastodon Presents: Mastocat

Points 10
Comments 0
Views 71

HNNNNNNG *gasps* HNNNNNNG...

Points 8
Comments 10
Views 109

Bromine Ununhexium

Points 20
Comments 9
Views 1848

I'll take a high speed test drive through the forest moon of Endor just to see.

Points 87
Comments 3
Views 222
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