And my name is Brian, so...

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"Have a good day, sir."

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I just downvoted a three-year-old comment that'd already been sent to Oblivion

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If you're having a hard time...

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MRW I changed my About Me from "Twenty-something" to "Thirty-something"

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Don't be a phony

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MRW my comment gets immediately downvoted then recovers nicely

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