I'm sick of all the posts about the Chicago kidnapping...

10

5

433

Go home library. You're drunk.

16

0

112

Great advice during flu season

5

1

256

Now this is a church I can get behind!

16

7

65

Boobs

-4

3

47

Hottest guy in the galaxy.

0

1

268

I need this show back in my life.

25

6

69

Any time my friends tell me they can't hang because they have dates.

29

1

64

Having to go into work on a Saturday like...

8

2

336

Happy Birthday to the legend that is John Williams.

2082

77

103501

Best day of my life

6

9

73

Stupid sexy Flanders!

10

4

305

A building in a building.

25

8

58

*Car tips Fedora*

0

2

242

What exactly do you want me to do in this sink?

9

2

64

If Disney is looking for a movie idea, this would be great! Plus, they already have all the toys and video games made.

-1

4

412

Sea turtle getting its first breath of air for the day.

19

3

85

To one of my 7th grade students who asked for extra school work over summer break to "grow".

87

17

3120

Does anyone remember this bastard and all the prizes he promised us if we found him?

27

8

86

Springfield PD: Springfield's Finest

1414

173

76038

Saw in a bathroom stall at an Asian restaurant. Seems appropriate.

6

1

74

I got a promotion at work, and this is how I feel.

15

6

72

Death Sticks

76

2

3085

Requiescat in pace

23

2

68

I just found out my fiancé is married to another man...

46

16

1795

My burger just killed the Jedi...

10

13

398

Give her the D

16

3

58

Scrubs at its finest.

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1

65