xanza

4613 pts ยท November 3, 2010


They also 'killed off' lois -- why does no one remember this?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or sperm jacking/lying.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All proper smartphones created after the original iPhone have the ability to activate visual voicemail. Dolt. :)

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Activate visual voicemail you dolt.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This guy, this guy right here. Android 4 life.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meth-ception.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This has been a thing since the early 90s. Either that, or I invented it. (never put it where anyone would get hurt). Explosions are cool.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MY GOD, GARY OLDMAN IS BATMAN!

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Anon, we need to cook -- cookies for your grandmother, you know how much she loves them.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good for Brianna. Islip cops are dicks.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because I was drunk and didn't read it clearly enough. :P haha

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I spent 28 minutes and 45 seconds looking for the perfect reaction gif:

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fak

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To save on energy. If you have 2,100 students all using air conditioners, that could be millions in electric costs per month.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvote for you, good sir.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't care what it's called, I'd sexually assault you in just about any position. I'm easy to please.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I really hope this man meets an unfortunate end.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because of this post, it's totally gonna happen now. Do you even know how to Imgur?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop thinking about my penis. God, you're so indecent.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Step 1) Immediately throw whatever this is in the trash.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't it Global Thermonuclear War in the movie?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kat Dennings will always get two upvotes from me (if you get my meaning).

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"We accept cash, credit, and meaty-treats."

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In protest of this post, using my dual monitors, I turned on porn really loud on one then fapped to this image. Your move seaborgiumgirl.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

This is why, in China, the first birthday you celebrate is your 2nd birthday, not your first.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Natural selection.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

am I the only one that read the caption wrong the first time and laughed at 'short bus'?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Actually, the theorem involved subjects of both space and time, but it's actually about space-time which are two very different things......

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is akin to not shopping at walmart because the Waltons don't support gay marriage. I'm sure they'll go out of business. Right?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0