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1269 pts ยท January 11, 2012


I have family members who moved from Colorado to Florida to "get away from all the drugs" They are not, what you call, smart.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't tell me how to live. I get my best sleep in 9 minute intervals.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Prefer astroglide

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've only ever heard white girls say "bae"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Canada negotiates their rates, bruh. We'd pay less too if we had any ability to collectively bargain.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ungh

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been using that one for so long I thought I made it up. Glad to see someone else bust out that epic burn.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

Naw not if you're American

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude. Light experiences time. c is measured as a velocity, in meters/second.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that's why I always tip cash.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was my point. I think we have a miscommunication. The tax tips on credit cards because those are trackable by the IRS. They HAVE to.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mad respect for the people who still do them, though, and I tip gloriously because I know how rough it is.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's actually because of the law they do that. (tax tips) Tipped professions suck, I'm glad those days are long behind me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But was he ever called an asshole?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True story. I took a large but indeterminate amount a long time ago and fought it hard and I was never quite right since then

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Raising my teenage daughter would been hella simple if I had the Secret Service watching her 24/7

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hear you. I've been married about as long as he has been president and aged proportionally.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guessing you haven't had a smallpox vaccine tho

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't wait to see him get curbstomped by Aldo in UFC194

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uriah Faber seems like a super nice dude, too. Watching him this season in TUF compared to the prick that is Connor McGregor is interesting

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I'd rather sit around than be brainwashed into thinking it's impossible for me to be sober without a "higher power"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

AA. Haha hahaha. Do you know low their success rates are? Especially if you're not religious?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The kind of shit head vegan morons that would give a cat a vegan diet really don't know that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah they don't really get much of a choice in many cases

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah they don't really get much of a choice

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet you're a blast at parties

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh he's definitely not. That kid will down some chocolate milk. He just won't eat anything of substance which is why he's a twig.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awesome. To the grocery store! *woosh*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ironically, the person who did this to ME was a Brian. The circle is complete.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did it work pretty well? My son is in like the 3rd percentile for weight at 6. I need to chunk him out a little.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0