This is Floyd. After his "operation", he was feeling a bit groggy. Don't worry, he's fine. Also, this was four years ago.
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When I sit down to poop at work and the seat is warm.
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It was always Lando.
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Zelda
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My wife is an expert pint glass thief. This is her latest grab. I wifed the right girl.
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A recycling container @ work. Or, my preference in music.
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Cincinnati sees ya, Cincinnati don't care.
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Some things just never go out of style.
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Everyone always says The Natural, or Field of Dreams is their favorite baseball movie. This is mine.
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This chart would be much different after a night of heavy drinking.
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I always get a weird look from coworkers.
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...because fuck the paperboy.
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Why can't I think of a title?
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Fucking Terry.
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sorry, man.
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Easily the most racist thing sent to my phone today.
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Good guy landlord
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MAD
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So, my junk got caught in my zipper today...
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scariest looking dude I've seen in a while
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The name says it all.
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Reading the comments in /r/interestingasfuck
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My mother in-law's "my year" facebook post.
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This insanity brought to you by Crystal Pepsi?
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Might be my favorite .gif ever.
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MRW my buddy tells me he's getting a divorce.
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I find stuff like this and I'm instantly reminded of how awesome my childhood was.
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a friend posted this on fb today. hoping this was as close as he got.
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Hey, gang. Meet my dog, Floyd.
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Nice try, iHeartRadio.
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