I write the herp derp that makes the wheels behind websites turn. Just (not so much any longer) recently passed my 20th solar cycle. Once in a blue moon I'm rather funny.
I write the herp derp that makes the wheels behind websites turn. Just (not so much any longer) recently passed my 20th solar cycle. Once in a blue moon I'm rather funny.
people have started to realize that this is an issue and are working to fix it. (2/2)
Sweden just recently banned all phone activity while driving, including headset-calls I believe. Just thought you'd like to know that (1)
I saw you joint-in-hand last Friday so I'm afraid we'll have to let you go" - fuck people. (3/3)
The fact that some people don't go by this is beyond me. "Oh, hey, Dave, this software you developed really made this company blow, but (2)
As long as I handle my job and do what I'm supposed to at the office, no employer should give two shits about what I do in my free time (1)
This is more environmentally friendly as well. Costs quite a bit of extra gas to frequently decelerate > accelerate at road-crossings.
The thought struck me, but with the way I look that's not possible. (not posting a pic due to privacy reasons)
common). Turns out she's lesbian. I got hit on by a lesbian. I still have no idea what was going on. (3/3)
eyes off me for what felt like an age and a half. Couple of days later she appears as a suggested friend on Facebook (3 friends in (2)
This happened to me last Saturday, altho reverse genders, and when I looked at her she gave me this big, warm smile, and didn't take her (1)
That pic didn't exactly prove anything, because the shit kept asking me questions. But I've not once, in years, seen cleverbot miss a .
than mine, me being a dude. Don't make a hasty decision, lest you be left with a regretful incision! Heh. No but really, think it through.
yourself. *However*, also know that most guys don't care if they're small. Personally I wouldn't give two shits if yours were smaller (3)
through the procedure & recovery, with the risks attached, then go ahead. Do what you think you need to, nobody know you better than (2)
If your breasts give you serious confidence issues & you've thought it through thoroughly, and you're sure that you're willing to go (1)
Folded steel != Damascus steel. Nobody knows how to make authentic Damascus steel anymore, it's a lost art.
HOLD THE FUCK UP. THE PIECE OF SHIT CUT MY STORY OFF. SON OF A BITCH. :(
It's scripted to end sentences with a period if it has none. The lil' shit was keen on questions today, tho:
I'm 6'4, I don't remember my last bath.
Cleverbot always punctuates, though.
"Heart worms"? Damn, that's a.. nasty way to go. Sorry for your loss, though, the pain of losing pets is horrible :(
If I were high enough I could do this.
Aaaaaand fake. Period after "*Kisses*", no period after, and misspelling in, "*Kisses pasionately*"
who are content with less, and those who always want more. There cannot be true equal distribution of wealth among mankind, and that's sad.
No, it wouldn't. Communism cannot exist because greed is, unfortunately, a fundamental part of human nature. There will ALWAYS be those (1)
Bingo. All drugs are highly individual, seeing as they alter our minds which are well.. our individual, personal minds.
Wait, what? Denver as in Denver, Colorado? But.. it's legal there now.
But they do like to feed on plants & live in soil.
imgur is the love child of Reddit & Tumblr
Currently 3pm in Sweden. 2 hours until I get off work, wohoo!