You Americans will really do anything to avoid metric..
Let us pray. Today is the day.
Opening Rare Cheese Packs *I PULLED IT*
Perspectives..
Fake News site posts fake article for even faker candidate.
Hold up fam I got this.
When the bar is stacked with pussy..
Oh snap!
When someone farts in the mosh-pit.
This Lemonade is bitter..
Taylor Swift & Lorde looking AMAZING at the Grammys.
"According to my source, the end of the world will be on Februrary 14th in the year 2016." "Valentines Day, bummer.."
How to Block Game of Thrones Spoilers Every Sunday (A Guide)
Am I too late for RHM?
Secret Santa 2015! w00t!
Do you guys want the best, the most intelligent, the classiest, & the most luxurious wallpaper of all time?
Fans these days are crazy..
Don't Stop Deceiving!
Tales from a former Blockbuster Employee
Just another victim of the D.E.N.N.I.S system.
Drake just got a taste of all the other famous male artists since '83.
White-America got so roasted tonight it'll be wiping char of its skin for weeks.
Bitch better have my honey!
That's it. It was fun while it lasted but.. Shut it down.
Round that shit up!
Perfect. Now set it on fire!
Is Bush hot enough to melt steel beams? You decide.
Hitler can't make it to the Front Page
Barkskin: An eco-watch that gives back.
Dear DC Comics: I fixed your Supergirl costume. Where do I pick up my paycheck?
Anyone for some Doritos Nacho Cheese Spicy Fried Chik'n
Wizards of the Coast sent Kenny McCormick a tournament invitation after the Cock-Magic episode of South Park.
What us outside of the USA think of US Politics.
Engineering Level = >9000
What a shot!
After studying Journalism for 4 years I realized that I hate it. So I write fake Onion articles & see how many people I can ruse for shits & giggles.
MRW I don't wait for the pizza rolls to cool off..
My imgur Secret Santa got here early! Holy crap!
No RAM was harmed in the making of this wreath. None that wasn't busted anyway.
Unethical Lifehack Confession #339
Well.. This is awkward.
Meanwhile, at the iPhone 6 press-conference.
The Onion weighs-in on 'ShirtGate'
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Just keep running to the light.. For the night is dark and full of terrors.
Picture unrelated.
Know what you are eating. Find the truth!
Who else is excited about Battle Bots returning?
George RR Martin wasn't kidding about killing off Peter Dinklage if he lost that Best Supporting Actor Emmy..
10/10 Would slap together with a 2-way SLI
The Princess is in another castle, but trust me, she's just fine.
I'm just gonna keep pumping out these fake Onion articles until I either get recruited or sued by them.
I. Am. Groot.
This accurately represents how I feel when I realize i've put my new wardrobe together and find 7 extra screws..
Who ordered the extra large sausage?
Fixed Your Rube Dickburg Machine GIF
Tales from the Commonwealth