zanderd

20405 pts · October 15, 2013


CGI/Video/Image specialist just kinda wingin' it at this point. Seen my Photoshop skills around? Need something shooped no matter how stupid, weird or crazy it may be? HIRE ME! I accept Paypal, Bitcoin, and awkwardly long nights of spooning as payment.

You Americans will really do anything to avoid metric..

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Comments 28
Views 1147

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Let us pray. Today is the day.

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Comments 166
Views 31723

Opening Rare Cheese Packs *I PULLED IT*

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Views 135

Perspectives..

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Views 647

Fake News site posts fake article for even faker candidate.

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Views 237

Hold up fam I got this.

Points 52
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Views 265

When the bar is stacked with pussy..

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Views 3133

Oh snap!

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Views 724

When someone farts in the mosh-pit.

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Views 7013

This Lemonade is bitter..

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Views 8844

Taylor Swift & Lorde looking AMAZING at the Grammys.

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Views 14596

"According to my source, the end of the world will be on Februrary 14th in the year 2016." "Valentines Day, bummer.."

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Views 1528

How to Block Game of Thrones Spoilers Every Sunday (A Guide)

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Am I too late for RHM?

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Comments 4
Views 237

Secret Santa 2015! w00t!

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Views 490

Do you guys want the best, the most intelligent, the classiest, & the most luxurious wallpaper of all time?

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Views 350

Fans these days are crazy..

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Views 206

Don't Stop Deceiving!

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Views 1072

Tales from a former Blockbuster Employee

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Just another victim of the D.E.N.N.I.S system.

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Views 1263

Drake just got a taste of all the other famous male artists since '83.

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Views 332

White-America got so roasted tonight it'll be wiping char of its skin for weeks.

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Bitch better have my honey!

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Views 1008

That's it. It was fun while it lasted but.. Shut it down.

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Views 803

Round that shit up!

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Views 116

Perfect. Now set it on fire!

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Views 420

Is Bush hot enough to melt steel beams? You decide.

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Views 220

Hitler can't make it to the Front Page

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Views 2581

Barkskin: An eco-watch that gives back.

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Views 848

Dear DC Comics: I fixed your Supergirl costume. Where do I pick up my paycheck?

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Views 201

Anyone for some Doritos Nacho Cheese Spicy Fried Chik'n

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Views 1670

Wizards of the Coast sent Kenny McCormick a tournament invitation after the Cock-Magic episode of South Park.

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Views 319

What us outside of the USA think of US Politics.

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Views 51834

Engineering Level = >9000

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Views 172

What a shot!

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After studying Journalism for 4 years I realized that I hate it. So I write fake Onion articles & see how many people I can ruse for shits & giggles.

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Views 108

MRW I don't wait for the pizza rolls to cool off..

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Views 614

My imgur Secret Santa got here early! Holy crap!

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No RAM was harmed in the making of this wreath. None that wasn't busted anyway.

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Views 429

Unethical Lifehack Confession #339

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Views 181

Well.. This is awkward.

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Meanwhile, at the iPhone 6 press-conference.

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Views 103

The Onion weighs-in on 'ShirtGate'

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Views 684

01100100 01101001 01100011 01101011 01100010 01110101 01110100 01110100

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Just keep running to the light.. For the night is dark and full of terrors.

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Picture unrelated.

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Know what you are eating. Find the truth!

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Views 9195

Who else is excited about Battle Bots returning?

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Views 149

George RR Martin wasn't kidding about killing off Peter Dinklage if he lost that Best Supporting Actor Emmy..

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Views 643

10/10 Would slap together with a 2-way SLI

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Views 280

The Princess is in another castle, but trust me, she's just fine. 

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Views 259

I'm just gonna keep pumping out these fake Onion articles until I either get recruited or sued by them.

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Views 236

I. Am. Groot.

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Views 56

This accurately represents how I feel when I realize i've put my new wardrobe together and find 7 extra screws..

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Views 760

Who ordered the extra large sausage?

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Views 1607

Fixed Your Rube Dickburg Machine GIF

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Views 183

Tales from the Commonwealth

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Views 619
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