zb2000

1871 pts · December 14, 2014


One of the most popular screenwriting books is called Save the Cat - the principle is that the audience needs to see the protagonist do something kind in the first few minutes so they'll be rooting for him. It's usually not something literal like saving an actual cat. You can look for the moment in movies you watch, as many screenwriters use the technique. I noticed in Thunderbolts she actually saves a guinea pig...

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ironically, the bar where he got liquored up before his incident also burned down.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The government said that it was deporting aliens and non-aliens. We have another word for non-aliens in the modern era. We call them citizens.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“We’re sensitive to the dangerous misinformation campaign from these insincere evil douchebags, and it’s literally my job to correct their lies.”

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m a Cubs fan who is old enough to remember trolling Stubby Clap with chants of “Stubby has the 👏”

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was born in the early 1980s and was along for the friends ride. As an elder millennial, I can tell you: that show sucks.

2 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 23

Would be the only reason to ever go to Missouri.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

More proof that Missouri is among the dumbest states in the nation.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can be there in 20 minutes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So good in WIN WIN

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m quitting tomorrow. Wish me luck!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What is this, a dump for ants?

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I’m Italian. That’s water.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

They may be huge Johnny Karate fans

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Banana for scale

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Bizarro George

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh it’s Che fate. - what are you doing?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

words like girls, devil, Jesus. sounds like che palle (what balls or that sucks) but she must be saying something else or it’s a dialect.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Legit thought they were going to invoice you for the tithes you missed.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My shower door does the magic effect. It’s weird.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how the same people who call everything Marxist complain whenever someone calls a Nazi a Nazi.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I bought this at the $.99 cent store and overpaid by a dollar.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does left hand mean right hand in Switzerland or is that guy just dumb?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are there a lot of gay and trans newborns asking to be baptized?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guess you haven’t heard he has a stutter.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Literally one of the most annoying Christmas traditions of all.

4 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 6

#3 - funny...but fake.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0