I found this on my old teacher's facebook page... unironicaly
When my wife leaves the house
Good luck sleeping ;)
The greatest gif ever made
My favourite green texts
Omg Steve!
MRW I forgot my muffins were in the oven
Sliding into those DMs like
This...
#justgirlythings
Hope you guys are high enough for this
When a girl comes past my open garage while I'm working on something and smiles when I look at her. But then she keeps on walking and hugs her boyfriend and he flips me off but I get on my contraption and go get that booty
Great ways to say no like a cool kid
Like a glove!
The never ending war
MRW the persuasion option fails in an rpg
When people say the Star Wars prequels are better than the originals
Wassup Usersub?
Too early for LNI? Time for bed kids
I'll see you sleeping ;)
a 13 year old was approached by a...
Why I Otter!
When you find the perfect porn for the night
For those of you who haven't seen these legendary posts
When you goto bed at 11pm, wake up at 2am, thinking it's 7am, then you realise you still have 5 hours of orgasmic sleep left