ztun

2323 pts ยท March 7, 2012


Say titty sprinkles in Morgan Freeman's voice without laughing.

"STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOOOOOOLE"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

If only my father hugging me like that as a child...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I LOVE SNACK BAR!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He did but apparently he was in a fight and the cops probably isolated him to the corner to get his side of the story but he wanted to go

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think he's trying to say cops cannot give benefit of the doubt to anyone or they could be killed. Precautionary measure of the unknown.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't matter if hes 14 or 30. If you touch a person without consent it's actually assault... ESPECIALLY if its a cop lol.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Actually putting a hand on someone without consent is assault. Cop was pretty forward but it's not like the kid was standing there quietly.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

I'm a 5'8 male with a functional penis. If you wear 6 inch heels on our date; I'd hope you hold my hand and walk me across the street.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whoa.... settle down there Andrea Yates.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The real crime here is someone wearing those skinny blue pants of gay.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

What if I send you cupcakes for your nudes?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Holy shit OP. Let's make babies.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I would rethink the verbiage....it's more than a few but I agree with you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ya, but that's part of the flirting.... If i were 85 and my wife of 50 years could still tickle me and make me giggle... I'd have a winner.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

omg stfu. this shit is so stupid..... quit your bitching ya big bitch and let the idiots be idiots without giving them recognition.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

inbox me. we'll continue this privately...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too bad #BlackLivesMatter can't be as respectful as the gays.

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 15

Thatta girl.... Also, you should show me nudes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well poo.... I don't know what to tell ya buddy. O well, nose clip that bitch and do a cannonball!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't literally blow all the air out of your nose. All you have to do is just exhale through your nose at the moment of impact.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*inserts fist*

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*inserts fist*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just to be dicks... or they are CAP letter haters.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FOR THE WATCH!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Ohhhh Oklahoma eh? Not too far away....*licks lips*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what "few hoops" could you possibly jump through? It's internet.... ya big kiss-ass

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the only step.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Lets order pizza tonight! Wait..... FUCK"

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Because I'm thuper duper smart. And you are not denying my claim.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1