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SorryThisUsernameHasAlreadyBeenTaken
You forgot the flip phone
RedStarBeograd
So... 9gag huh?
surroundedbytwits
https://i.imgur.com/xMPk2rM
FutureKingOfTheWorld
or, you know... games
ZaphodsFriend
Oh, my sweet summer child
flamingchickens
Via 9GAG
Dontdrinkandthink
notmycat
"Mobiltelefonens evolution"
RogerExplosion
Couldn't you have fixed the awful use of the English language whilst you were at it?
Mrdefenestrate
Fuck 9gag
outdoorsman
.
Kecoey
*on
BauceTrader
Am I the only one that doesnt watch porn on their phone? I can wait to get home.
HaveGinWillBabble
I can't. Also I'm in the car right now with multiple tabs open.
Henrythewoodenspoon
A wise man once said, "Porn pushes the evolution of technology." That wise man was Jesse Cox.
TheWheatOne
The seething rage I feel when I see that logo on the side is enough to make me downvote.
urbanpopsiclesticks
And here in 2015, everyone else can see our porn too.
MRWBenstillerhifivesme
AT&T knows what they're doing.
TheBigGay
Porn has changed the size of several things, not just phone screens...
FXTPD
Fixed: http://imgur.com/z8y1Lat
ComradePutinCCCP1917
much fix
So better
ImMrbulldops
fuckin 9gag
donorkort
Shut the fuck up.
UvaroviteKing
SuperSaiyanRubberDucky
http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/cFoHq1o.gif
bonsaitree
Does anyone else wish the newer phones would have a smaller screen option? I hate carrying around a tiny tv.
CatsandUnicorns
Yes!! My hands are too small to hold the big phones properly!!
DrunkGermanGuy
Yep. Pretty much all high-end smartphones come with a 5" or bigger screen. It annoys the shit out of me.
joshkosh
The ipod touch had a huge impact on how much more porn was watched. No more having to carry your laptop to the restroom.
ECwithTwoUnderlines
FIXED:
MisterGod
You have my eternal blessing my child.
RetailCat
I legitimately didn't realize that 9gag thing was there since my brain blocks out their bullshit.
JigglePhysicsIRL
csragan13
...what was wrong with it?
Apollogize
Well it says "in" the mobile instead of "on" the mobile, but apparently all the police are sick today.
ionathusincensor
Found it: 9gag mark. I'm sorry people disapproved of an honest question.
TheMentelgen
9gag is the evilest shit on the web.
TexanScrubLord
there was a cancerous thing called 9gag on the side
cfb362
fuck 9gag, that's what
SteveCraft
GiantCrustaceanFromThePaleolithicEra
A true hero.
YellowBaron
fuck 9gag.
wavinggrass
You the real MVP.
ThaMoofinMane
The one situation nobody gives a shit about cutting the watermark off.
TheRealData
You're doing god's work, son.
Awkward moment when I tell you I'm an atheist...
starcksjoen
How do you recognise the atheist, the vegan and the crossdresser in the bar? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Awkward moment when you just ousted yourself for being one of "those" athiests
OH, NO! Not one of "those", please tell me you were kidding!
3654798521
Enjoy your hell!
radxz
What is the problem with 9gag posts?
xenoraptor
And you only removed the watermark no one cared about instead of the fact that it says "in the mobile" or "Mobiltelefonens"?
Averdian
It's a Danish. It's from a comic called Truth Facts.
Swinee
Favorited the original image. Saw your link. Favorited the original image. Favorited yours.
Helios12991
You deserve to be the OP!
Edemlama
imgurgud
AxelBeingCivil
As soon as I saw that, I thought "Alright, how far down the comment chain will the Jack Sparrow gif be?". We should make a game of that.
Countercheck
I already do!
mathwiz99
Kinda new here. What exactly is the 9Gag joke?
TheWaylander89
Tis a silly place, best avoided is all.
mikekearn
9GAG is a content aggregator site, which is fine, as that happens a lot on Imgur as well, but 9GAG watermarks everything, which is shady.
monochrony
you should read this: http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/zacju/9gag_repost_machine_explained
Yeah, I would have gotten into all that, but that's really hard to do with only 140 characters.
Shamorza
As a 63 years old Imgurian I am appalled by today's generation who think of nothing unless it is defined in a sexual context. Moreover 1of 2
A1Matt
Take my upvote.
2 of 2 I banged your mom BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
[deleted]
wam3483
That's what your mom said.
ShakeDogResurrected
My mother is a sain't, a Saint Bernard. Haha! Naw. But she's a lovely women. You'd like her.
TakeMeToYourTrashCan
I clicked for that? It was good. +1
TommyCreo
AngryAndConfused
Listen here you big shit
xmsbeanx
Lmao! I was about to be like "hey now, dont judge!"
andraste
Go home Dad, you're drunk
megaepicllama
No! Don't go home Dad, mom is there!
IvanYackinOff
Well played
backtobackpanicattack
Catdragon713
You sir, I like you
Speldrawng
Kids these days with their Internet porn. I remember walking 10 miles, in chest-deep snow, uphill both ways, for pictures of a girl's ankle.
I read that as "pictures of a girl's name."
SteakNotCake
haha...I startled my daughter with my laugh from that statement.
GBWI
Uphill both ways - and worth it!
flowseeker
I was preparing to be triggered
squallau
Y'see, the kids, they watch the porn, which gives them the brain damage. Y'see??
ProbablyNotMegatron
LOL what's porn right guys?
Limpdidit
Right
WhyDidntYouDodge
Porn, what por... oh pornography?
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Indeed, I have never heard of this porn you speak of. Is that a type of dish?
I don't even internet
ArabianSandstorm
When a pizza delivery guy and a married lady meet ... Sh. Does not tip.
LightsCamerasAction
http://imgur.com/96Mffaj
IShouldBeStudyingRightNowInsteadOfBrowsingImgur
years of searching has brought me no closer to watching
Sauce: http://anysex.com/31768/
JapaneseGeneticists
Tessa Taylor.
AbnerDoon
Bookmarker
Raxiam
I go on namethatporn.com. They are usually helpful.
wellnoshit
Well....when a boy and a girl or whatever love eachother very much for money they...
...fuck like wild mice...
GuyPurson
They hire a camera crew to watch them have sex, put it out on the market, and hope to become famous.
legend5459
well, when a boy or a girl or whatever is frustrated and likes another boy or a girl or whatever, that person...
eetsumkaus
...goes to /r/doppelbangers
._.
that's a thing? neat.
SweetBabyYeezus
Sasha who?
seasonsgreetings
Probably not Megatron
SioulSeRef
I see you there 9gag
Helliam69
I'm pretty sure that it's actually from a dansih website called ''Helt Normalt'' / ''completely normal''
FuckThisThingInParticular
InvalidUserAccount
Still not as annoying as imgur's "promoted posts"
InDogsWeThrust
how observant of you
CocktailGaming
Do you also see the red arrow?
BloodDonor
has anyone sued 9gag for putting their logo on their stuff?
someone should
iThoughtSheWasLvl18
What language is this where everything is English except "mobiltelefonens"?
CarolineJaquelinee
Danish + English = Danglish
AngryArmour
Danish
Totallybadassusername
Danish. Means "The evolution of the mobile phone"
ElBandidoBurro
Swedish
AsADane
Danish confirmed..
GnomeDeGuerre
"Mobiltelefonens evolution" is perfectly acceptable danish.
motzgogh
Also perfectly acceptable swedish.
Why do we not lift the borders and form the grand nation of "Scandinavia", inviting Norway, Finland and Scotland (for the entertainment)
Ragnos
Because DANSKJÄVLAR!!!
OMGScandinavia
This is Danish. This is a Truth Fact by Danish comedy duo Wulffmorgenthaler. Somebody just translated half of it.
burthie
Not OC then?
AtokNiiro
The white text isn't in the original and 'evolution' is not unique to English. This chart is from fremtidensbusiness.dk, a Danish website.
corgiman
Swedish or Danish
AngelDescent
Norwegian
cbotce
manlyfish
SVENSKA!! :D
MyPenisGrantsWishes
"Mobiltelefonen" equals Nordic, as in Norwegian/Danish/Swedish. "Evolution" sounds Danish. Not Norwegian, thats for sure.
gurragurra
Evolution is the Swedish and Danish spelling. In Norwegian it's 'evolusjon'.
I know. Source: Im Norwegian :p
Nabelmon
NORDIC LANGUAGE!
SkrufFromNorway
Could be Norwegian aswell
itsnotstrangeatall
Whenever there's a group of words that looks Nordic but has, to you, weird placements of English words, it's Danish.
paddythelion
Probably because Danish is more related to Swedish and Norwegian than Nor & Swe are related to each other.
krauraurgg
Swedish does the same thing. 90% of the time it's because English and Swedish both stole the same Latin word. Like here, Latin "evolutio".
Oh
Vi skriver ikke "Evolution" :p
Nei faen, det har du rett i. Hehe
:p
nnovetljlde
Dudes walkin around with 20in flat screens in their pockets by next year.
jonnnney
That's not his phone.
kmikl
"... Oh, it's just a phone."
gamerguy47120
Hey from 5 yrs in the future..ur pretty much spot on..we have something called phablets now..lol
Azonar
Hey, I love my Galaxy Note 4, buzz off!
SaucyDisses
Or contact lens... POV will literally be redefined lol.
measterl
and the next year, one that folds up to allow that
katoninetales
Well, that's what he says, but you know a dude who says he's got a 20-inch in his pocket is really rockin' 5, max.
Krakencrotch
Rollable screens in walking sticks
womanisaxdevil
Reminds me of this.http://www9.pcmag.com/media/images/376344-fuhu-nabi-big-tab-hd-24-size-comparison.jpg
Skiafluff
I keep seeing the commercials, those things are so fucking impractical.
I shat myself when I came into work and someone explained that was an actual tablet we sell. This thing is bigger than my first tv.
AwesomeName
No, but they are working on BUILT-IN BEAMERS!
i81u812
They have been working on Pico p projectors for a long time. I invested in microvision (MVIS) for that reason.
Yummyyummytacoz
I went to Taiwan last holiday season and my girlfriend and I came up with the game; Phone or tablet
drenix
I dont know how to make a jif, so have the source I was gon use instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEwvcqe0SPU
AUselessPieceOfMentallyChallengedMeat
Who remembers the 80's ghetto blasters? Soon people will be walking around with laptops on their shoulders....
ZacMuerte
Wait, we don't do that now? Oh...
LiquidPoo
My friend, let me show you the future. http://www.samsung.com/us/mobile/wearable-tech/SM-R320NPWSXAR
Stumbleine
That's how it is in Japan already!
Nomadical
and that's only the size of the penis
Myboobssmelllikepeaches
There's a commercial for this already
ac112
That trend's already started in Baltimore.
iatha
reminds me of
StarrryNight
I really wanted one of those VAIO things. Thank fuck I didn't. One of the few times I didn't piss my money away
pgdave
PC Master Race
redic
was VAIO actually pushing that?!
relicen
Is that a tower in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Summersky
Where's that imgurian who put flat screens and laptops in his ass cheeks?
RelativelyRelevantRelative
I'VE GOT A LAPTOP IN MY BACK-POCKET
Anonyfurb
My pen'll go off when I half cock it?
FenyxKnight
http://imgur.com/zBjHule
DarthFutuza
It's like one of those cliche'd oversized swords the main character carries around on his back.
Popyseed11
I used to walk around with my kindle in my pocket. My shorts have massive pockets for some reason
UpDownLeftRyan
When they figure out this folding screen shit, you better believe it!
RBCG
Oh boy. Flip Phones are coming back!
Ruqayya
Then we will have full motion video clothing.....mostly pepsi ads
But when are we getting 3d holograms?
VelvetHorror
Something like that is outside our lifetimes. However, augmented reality using glasses could be here in the next 10-15 years.
Cheomesh
How well do they handle creases?
TwoToneeRebel
Extremely well Graphene is something that is extremely flexible and strong!
brokensteps
You wouldn't fold a phone
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
U wot m8 https://tecnoblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/motorola-razr-v3-2.jpg
Look up graphene. We've pretty much have the concept down. So soon enough we actually will!
TheRealFireFrenzy
That and there is no reason you cannot make OLED screens flexible, nor do they have any real size limitations. Source: Am Chemistry Major
PTKrieg
I'm not committing to this until I get a second opinion from a FM Chemistry Major.
Google "flexible oled screen" they have a bunch of good pictures... And you can basically "print" them at any size, kinda like an inkjet
Graphene would be incredibly difficult to manufacture into a screen. It would require a technological revolution to make it viable
That's kind of the point. Cx
what I'm saying is that things would have to be COMPLETELY different to make graphene an option. so "soon enough" is not soon at all
burnbuster
I actually want flip phones to make a comeback, fused with smartphones. I mean, there's that Chinese Samsung model, but...
SuperDuperAsian
But it's like $3000 USD lol. Tried one before, top notch specs and dual screen is really sweet.
ThatLemonStealingHorse
Wasn't there a smartphone with two screens that can flip into one big one or something?
Twisterhawk66
http://youtu.be/O-0f4-FM95Q You mean this?
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-11-2015/Hmprl8.gif
Not accurate: he's using it to talk, and not text.
He's talking into it to text: http://24.media.tumblr.com/74e6faa44adf2a006591521dafb3f87e/tumblr_miaq1nhrVs1qjbsm8o1_500.gif
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
do people still text ?
Do people still call each other? I have unlimited mins and I only use like ten of them per month to tell telemarketers to fuck off
I like to keep my conversation to people personal, that is, i wanna hear them :)
Am I really that old? Have I hit the point in my life where catchy communication methods are no longer catchy?
i use, email, skype, (fb)messenger and call people. i havent gotten a sms from a person in like 2 years
WizardsStick
Porn determines a lot of things in life, whether we realize it or not.
intooblv
I definitely didn't know what kind of porn I liked until I discovered porn.
silentgeorge
And I bet DVDA didn't exist before porn.
RecentlyvotedtheWorstDressedSentientBeingintheKnownUniverse
To shave or not to shave...
HBK3317
Gf or her mother!
InfinitusEquitas
Inevitably the answer is both with a very fun lesson involved. I uhm, read about that... somewhere.
operationcwal
Evolution of Internet speed over the years. Want better quality? Need faster internet.
Tacos or hotdogs for dinner.
mysterion599
Go on...
jrau18
HD streaming, home video, video rental stores, etc.
TheHasegawaEffect
Online credit card payments, video streaming, all pioneered by porn.
jsktrogdor
Nothing like being really horny and kind of drunk to make you forget all you concerns of giving that .ru weird fetish site your credit card.
SarcasticComment
npr had a guy say, that technology in space will be fueled by the need for the desire for "sex and drugs" in zero gravity.
Yoshiru
sex**
somethingsomethingpmmenudes
The first printing press printed a bible and then a book of erotica. I'm pretty sure. Might have been the other way
Where to put it
LimitDoesNotExist
Whether I am gonna be late to work today.
IFuckOnTheSecondDate
They should seriously do a documentary on how the porn industry has shaped certain area of our lives without the general public knowing
HackerJacker
Walk around for a day, thats pretty much it.
MelfsAcidArrow
I actually did a paper on how technology has evolved thanks to porn industry. It was pretty amazing to see all the consumer products
I would love to learn more about it.
ThePowerOf42
Well.. http://www.cracked.com/article_18888_5-ways-porn-created-modern-world.html and
and http://www.enterprisefeatures.com/ten-indispensable-technologies-built-by-the-pornography-industry/
Gonna try find some video for you too
FreshCaviar
A lot of the streaming features we take for granted today (eg, the mouse over video bar to get preview thumbnail) originated with porn.
makemepancakes
God bless that thumbnail. So much time saved when masturbating.
How much time can you really save off of 30 seconds though?
DasOgre
27 seconds
That's deep, son.
ddspill
The "industry" has some of the best coders working to keep their websites high tech.
The streaming quality of pay for porn sites is incredible. Download speeds are some of the fastest I have ever achieved.
Warranty
Profound.
thescarydude
We need porn to give us better internet.
Ilovemakingusernames
Porn dictates what we get. It doesn't necessarily choose the best option. Beta was better than VHS.
Rengii
Porn Fiber?
Oogle Fiber
slushietee14
yup, still a reason why 3D TV's werent a hit
VHS vs BETAMAX
notirrelevant
Now, if they'd called it BEATOFFMAX...
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
Eeeeexcept Beta had a way shorter playtime, the players cost way more. And with VHS they had the rental market cornered.
VS laserdisc vs CED
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Beta died because their VCRs costed more (though better built) and the tapes had smaller capacities (though the image quality was better).
And VHS had the rental market cornered.
SeanVsInternet
They also wouldn't publish porn, VHS would, massive disparity in sales was due to porn.
Or to VCR sales. More people with VHS players means more sales of media.
Dearslay
Goddamit Lambtucky, I ain't reprogramming no VCR!
Bluray vs HD-DVD
While porn was a big part of this, so was the PS3.
Energon cubes vs Solar beams
ImmortalAzrael
Trannies vs Midgets
ChangedMyName
Concrete beams vs steel beams
IAmNotASkeleton
Jet fuel vs steel beams.
Beelsebooob
Actually, that was decided mostly based on Sony/Paramount switching from exclusively HD-DVD to exclusively bluray.
nflgeneric
That was Warner Bros actually. Sony was always Blu-ray (they developed the technology, after all).
Porn would go with whichever format won.
ImInuk
But porn decided the format, for most parts
hyperdistortion
I give it 10 years until phones stop having screens, and we have Microsoft Hololens or Google Glass type things... life-size porn, anyone?
ligence
iPhone Shuffle, new and magical and changes everything?
dubee
And, without the need for the physical screen, the full physical keyboard will come back with the glorious, satisfying tactile feedback.
TravDrinksBeer
We will all have implants that display feedback about our environment and avionics that we can interact with.
Malkiot
I'd prefer a phone/internet implant.
AgamemnonsMemes
That sounds terrifying...
Yeah this will basically be a real life triangle sex except you will not be able to participate only wank and dream about direct neural int.
foxracing254
Come help me make a life - size porn. We can watch it on my bedroom mirror.
That's a flattering offer, but unless you're into balding straight guys with a bit to lose round the middle, I'll have to pass...
I don't discriminate.
ireadyouremailz
you should try watching stereoscopic porn through a VR helmet, shit was so real that i couldn't get an erection
Vedar
Do you have a link to any of that? For research purposes of course...
i downloaded some of those few years ago from rustorka.com, not sure if it still has language switch.
rustorka.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135487 this sort of thing.
theobod
What.
I shall commence research immediately!
SorryThisUsernameHasAlreadyBeenTaken
You forgot the flip phone
RedStarBeograd
So... 9gag huh?
surroundedbytwits
https://i.imgur.com/xMPk2rM
FutureKingOfTheWorld
or, you know... games
ZaphodsFriend
Oh, my sweet summer child
flamingchickens
Via 9GAG
Dontdrinkandthink
notmycat
"Mobiltelefonens evolution"
RogerExplosion
Couldn't you have fixed the awful use of the English language whilst you were at it?
Mrdefenestrate
Fuck 9gag
outdoorsman
.
Kecoey
*on
BauceTrader
Am I the only one that doesnt watch porn on their phone? I can wait to get home.
HaveGinWillBabble
I can't. Also I'm in the car right now with multiple tabs open.
Henrythewoodenspoon
A wise man once said, "Porn pushes the evolution of technology." That wise man was Jesse Cox.
TheWheatOne
The seething rage I feel when I see that logo on the side is enough to make me downvote.
urbanpopsiclesticks
And here in 2015, everyone else can see our porn too.
MRWBenstillerhifivesme
AT&T knows what they're doing.
TheBigGay
Porn has changed the size of several things, not just phone screens...
FXTPD
Fixed: http://imgur.com/z8y1Lat
ComradePutinCCCP1917
much fix
flamingchickens
So better
flamingchickens
So better
ImMrbulldops
fuckin 9gag
donorkort
Shut the fuck up.
UvaroviteKing
SuperSaiyanRubberDucky
http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/cFoHq1o.gif
bonsaitree
Does anyone else wish the newer phones would have a smaller screen option? I hate carrying around a tiny tv.
CatsandUnicorns
Yes!! My hands are too small to hold the big phones properly!!
DrunkGermanGuy
Yep. Pretty much all high-end smartphones come with a 5" or bigger screen. It annoys the shit out of me.
joshkosh
The ipod touch had a huge impact on how much more porn was watched. No more having to carry your laptop to the restroom.
ECwithTwoUnderlines
FIXED:
MisterGod
You have my eternal blessing my child.
RetailCat
I legitimately didn't realize that 9gag thing was there since my brain blocks out their bullshit.
JigglePhysicsIRL
csragan13
...what was wrong with it?
Apollogize
Well it says "in" the mobile instead of "on" the mobile, but apparently all the police are sick today.
ionathusincensor
Found it: 9gag mark. I'm sorry people disapproved of an honest question.
TheMentelgen
9gag is the evilest shit on the web.
TexanScrubLord
there was a cancerous thing called 9gag on the side
cfb362
fuck 9gag, that's what
SteveCraft
GiantCrustaceanFromThePaleolithicEra
A true hero.
YellowBaron
fuck 9gag.
wavinggrass
You the real MVP.
ThaMoofinMane
The one situation nobody gives a shit about cutting the watermark off.
TheRealData
You're doing god's work, son.
ECwithTwoUnderlines
Awkward moment when I tell you I'm an atheist...
starcksjoen
How do you recognise the atheist, the vegan and the crossdresser in the bar? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Awkward moment when you just ousted yourself for being one of "those" athiests
ECwithTwoUnderlines
OH, NO! Not one of "those", please tell me you were kidding!
3654798521
Enjoy your hell!
radxz
What is the problem with 9gag posts?
xenoraptor
And you only removed the watermark no one cared about instead of the fact that it says "in the mobile" or "Mobiltelefonens"?
Averdian
It's a Danish. It's from a comic called Truth Facts.
Swinee
Favorited the original image. Saw your link. Favorited the original image. Favorited yours.
Helios12991
You deserve to be the OP!
Edemlama
imgurgud
AxelBeingCivil
As soon as I saw that, I thought "Alright, how far down the comment chain will the Jack Sparrow gif be?". We should make a game of that.
Countercheck
I already do!
mathwiz99
Kinda new here. What exactly is the 9Gag joke?
TheWaylander89
Tis a silly place, best avoided is all.
mikekearn
9GAG is a content aggregator site, which is fine, as that happens a lot on Imgur as well, but 9GAG watermarks everything, which is shady.
monochrony
you should read this: http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/zacju/9gag_repost_machine_explained
mikekearn
Yeah, I would have gotten into all that, but that's really hard to do with only 140 characters.
Shamorza
As a 63 years old Imgurian I am appalled by today's generation who think of nothing unless it is defined in a sexual context. Moreover 1of 2
A1Matt
Take my upvote.
Shamorza
2 of 2 I banged your mom BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
[deleted]
[deleted]
wam3483
That's what your mom said.
ShakeDogResurrected
My mother is a sain't, a Saint Bernard. Haha! Naw. But she's a lovely women. You'd like her.
TakeMeToYourTrashCan
I clicked for that? It was good. +1
TommyCreo
AngryAndConfused
Listen here you big shit
xmsbeanx
Lmao! I was about to be like "hey now, dont judge!"
andraste
Go home Dad, you're drunk
megaepicllama
No! Don't go home Dad, mom is there!
IvanYackinOff
Well played
backtobackpanicattack
Catdragon713
You sir, I like you
Speldrawng
Kids these days with their Internet porn. I remember walking 10 miles, in chest-deep snow, uphill both ways, for pictures of a girl's ankle.
HaveGinWillBabble
I read that as "pictures of a girl's name."
SteakNotCake
haha...I startled my daughter with my laugh from that statement.
GBWI
Uphill both ways - and worth it!
flowseeker
I was preparing to be triggered
squallau
Y'see, the kids, they watch the porn, which gives them the brain damage. Y'see??
ProbablyNotMegatron
LOL what's porn right guys?
Limpdidit
Right
WhyDidntYouDodge
Porn, what por... oh pornography?
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Indeed, I have never heard of this porn you speak of. Is that a type of dish?
backtobackpanicattack
I don't even internet
ArabianSandstorm
When a pizza delivery guy and a married lady meet ... Sh. Does not tip.
LightsCamerasAction
http://imgur.com/96Mffaj
IShouldBeStudyingRightNowInsteadOfBrowsingImgur
years of searching has brought me no closer to watching
LightsCamerasAction
Sauce: http://anysex.com/31768/
JapaneseGeneticists
Tessa Taylor.
AbnerDoon
Bookmarker
UvaroviteKing
.
Raxiam
I go on namethatporn.com. They are usually helpful.
wellnoshit
Well....when a boy and a girl or whatever love eachother very much for money they...
RedStarBeograd
...fuck like wild mice...
GuyPurson
They hire a camera crew to watch them have sex, put it out on the market, and hope to become famous.
legend5459
well, when a boy or a girl or whatever is frustrated and likes another boy or a girl or whatever, that person...
eetsumkaus
...goes to /r/doppelbangers
legend5459
._.
legend5459
that's a thing? neat.
SweetBabyYeezus
Sasha who?
seasonsgreetings
Probably not Megatron
SioulSeRef
I see you there 9gag
Helliam69
I'm pretty sure that it's actually from a dansih website called ''Helt Normalt'' / ''completely normal''
Helliam69
I'm pretty sure that it's actually from a dansih website called ''Helt Normalt'' / ''completely normal''
FuckThisThingInParticular
InvalidUserAccount
Still not as annoying as imgur's "promoted posts"
InDogsWeThrust
how observant of you
CocktailGaming
Do you also see the red arrow?
BloodDonor
has anyone sued 9gag for putting their logo on their stuff?
SioulSeRef
someone should
iThoughtSheWasLvl18
What language is this where everything is English except "mobiltelefonens"?
CarolineJaquelinee
Danish + English = Danglish
AngryArmour
Danish
Totallybadassusername
Danish. Means "The evolution of the mobile phone"
ElBandidoBurro
Swedish
AsADane
Danish confirmed..
GnomeDeGuerre
"Mobiltelefonens evolution" is perfectly acceptable danish.
motzgogh
Also perfectly acceptable swedish.
GnomeDeGuerre
Why do we not lift the borders and form the grand nation of "Scandinavia", inviting Norway, Finland and Scotland (for the entertainment)
Ragnos
Because DANSKJÄVLAR!!!
OMGScandinavia
This is Danish. This is a Truth Fact by Danish comedy duo Wulffmorgenthaler. Somebody just translated half of it.
burthie
Not OC then?
AtokNiiro
The white text isn't in the original and 'evolution' is not unique to English. This chart is from fremtidensbusiness.dk, a Danish website.
corgiman
Swedish or Danish
AngelDescent
Norwegian
cbotce
Danish
CarolineJaquelinee
Danish + English = Danglish
manlyfish
SVENSKA!! :D
MyPenisGrantsWishes
"Mobiltelefonen" equals Nordic, as in Norwegian/Danish/Swedish. "Evolution" sounds Danish. Not Norwegian, thats for sure.
gurragurra
Evolution is the Swedish and Danish spelling. In Norwegian it's 'evolusjon'.
MyPenisGrantsWishes
I know. Source: Im Norwegian :p
Nabelmon
NORDIC LANGUAGE!
SkrufFromNorway
Could be Norwegian aswell
itsnotstrangeatall
Whenever there's a group of words that looks Nordic but has, to you, weird placements of English words, it's Danish.
paddythelion
Probably because Danish is more related to Swedish and Norwegian than Nor & Swe are related to each other.
krauraurgg
Swedish does the same thing. 90% of the time it's because English and Swedish both stole the same Latin word. Like here, Latin "evolutio".
itsnotstrangeatall
Oh
MyPenisGrantsWishes
Vi skriver ikke "Evolution" :p
SkrufFromNorway
Nei faen, det har du rett i. Hehe
SkrufFromNorway
Nei faen, det har du rett i. Hehe
MyPenisGrantsWishes
:p
nnovetljlde
Dudes walkin around with 20in flat screens in their pockets by next year.
jonnnney
That's not his phone.
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kmikl
"... Oh, it's just a phone."
gamerguy47120
Hey from 5 yrs in the future..ur pretty much spot on..we have something called phablets now..lol
Azonar
Hey, I love my Galaxy Note 4, buzz off!
SaucyDisses
Or contact lens... POV will literally be redefined lol.
measterl
and the next year, one that folds up to allow that
katoninetales
Well, that's what he says, but you know a dude who says he's got a 20-inch in his pocket is really rockin' 5, max.
Krakencrotch
Rollable screens in walking sticks
womanisaxdevil
Reminds me of this.http://www9.pcmag.com/media/images/376344-fuhu-nabi-big-tab-hd-24-size-comparison.jpg
Skiafluff
I keep seeing the commercials, those things are so fucking impractical.
womanisaxdevil
I shat myself when I came into work and someone explained that was an actual tablet we sell. This thing is bigger than my first tv.
AwesomeName
No, but they are working on BUILT-IN BEAMERS!
i81u812
They have been working on Pico p projectors for a long time. I invested in microvision (MVIS) for that reason.
Yummyyummytacoz
I went to Taiwan last holiday season and my girlfriend and I came up with the game; Phone or tablet
drenix
I dont know how to make a jif, so have the source I was gon use instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEwvcqe0SPU
AUselessPieceOfMentallyChallengedMeat
Who remembers the 80's ghetto blasters? Soon people will be walking around with laptops on their shoulders....
AUselessPieceOfMentallyChallengedMeat
Who remembers the 80's ghetto blasters? Soon people will be walking around with laptops on their shoulders....
ZacMuerte
Wait, we don't do that now? Oh...
LiquidPoo
My friend, let me show you the future. http://www.samsung.com/us/mobile/wearable-tech/SM-R320NPWSXAR
Stumbleine
That's how it is in Japan already!
Nomadical
and that's only the size of the penis
Myboobssmelllikepeaches
There's a commercial for this already
ac112
That trend's already started in Baltimore.
iatha
reminds me of
StarrryNight
I really wanted one of those VAIO things. Thank fuck I didn't. One of the few times I didn't piss my money away
pgdave
PC Master Race
redic
was VAIO actually pushing that?!
relicen
Is that a tower in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Summersky
Where's that imgurian who put flat screens and laptops in his ass cheeks?
RelativelyRelevantRelative
I'VE GOT A LAPTOP IN MY BACK-POCKET
Anonyfurb
My pen'll go off when I half cock it?
FenyxKnight
http://imgur.com/zBjHule
DarthFutuza
It's like one of those cliche'd oversized swords the main character carries around on his back.
Popyseed11
I used to walk around with my kindle in my pocket. My shorts have massive pockets for some reason
UpDownLeftRyan
When they figure out this folding screen shit, you better believe it!
RBCG
Oh boy. Flip Phones are coming back!
Ruqayya
Then we will have full motion video clothing.....mostly pepsi ads
DarthFutuza
But when are we getting 3d holograms?
VelvetHorror
Something like that is outside our lifetimes. However, augmented reality using glasses could be here in the next 10-15 years.
Cheomesh
How well do they handle creases?
TwoToneeRebel
Extremely well Graphene is something that is extremely flexible and strong!
brokensteps
You wouldn't fold a phone
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
U wot m8 https://tecnoblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/motorola-razr-v3-2.jpg
TwoToneeRebel
Look up graphene. We've pretty much have the concept down. So soon enough we actually will!
TheRealFireFrenzy
That and there is no reason you cannot make OLED screens flexible, nor do they have any real size limitations. Source: Am Chemistry Major
PTKrieg
I'm not committing to this until I get a second opinion from a FM Chemistry Major.
TheRealFireFrenzy
Google "flexible oled screen" they have a bunch of good pictures... And you can basically "print" them at any size, kinda like an inkjet
eetsumkaus
Graphene would be incredibly difficult to manufacture into a screen. It would require a technological revolution to make it viable
TwoToneeRebel
That's kind of the point. Cx
eetsumkaus
what I'm saying is that things would have to be COMPLETELY different to make graphene an option. so "soon enough" is not soon at all
burnbuster
I actually want flip phones to make a comeback, fused with smartphones. I mean, there's that Chinese Samsung model, but...
SuperDuperAsian
But it's like $3000 USD lol. Tried one before, top notch specs and dual screen is really sweet.
ThatLemonStealingHorse
Wasn't there a smartphone with two screens that can flip into one big one or something?
Twisterhawk66
http://youtu.be/O-0f4-FM95Q You mean this?
FXTPD
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-11-2015/Hmprl8.gif
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Not accurate: he's using it to talk, and not text.
FXTPD
He's talking into it to text: http://24.media.tumblr.com/74e6faa44adf2a006591521dafb3f87e/tumblr_miaq1nhrVs1qjbsm8o1_500.gif
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
do people still text ?
Popyseed11
Do people still call each other? I have unlimited mins and I only use like ten of them per month to tell telemarketers to fuck off
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
I like to keep my conversation to people personal, that is, i wanna hear them :)
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Am I really that old? Have I hit the point in my life where catchy communication methods are no longer catchy?
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
i use, email, skype, (fb)messenger and call people. i havent gotten a sms from a person in like 2 years
WizardsStick
Porn determines a lot of things in life, whether we realize it or not.
intooblv
I definitely didn't know what kind of porn I liked until I discovered porn.
silentgeorge
And I bet DVDA didn't exist before porn.
RecentlyvotedtheWorstDressedSentientBeingintheKnownUniverse
To shave or not to shave...
HBK3317
Gf or her mother!
InfinitusEquitas
Inevitably the answer is both with a very fun lesson involved. I uhm, read about that... somewhere.
operationcwal
Evolution of Internet speed over the years. Want better quality? Need faster internet.
ShakeDogResurrected
Tacos or hotdogs for dinner.
mysterion599
Go on...
jrau18
HD streaming, home video, video rental stores, etc.
TheHasegawaEffect
Online credit card payments, video streaming, all pioneered by porn.
TheHasegawaEffect
Online credit card payments, video streaming, all pioneered by porn.
jsktrogdor
Nothing like being really horny and kind of drunk to make you forget all you concerns of giving that .ru weird fetish site your credit card.
SarcasticComment
npr had a guy say, that technology in space will be fueled by the need for the desire for "sex and drugs" in zero gravity.
Yoshiru
sex**
somethingsomethingpmmenudes
The first printing press printed a bible and then a book of erotica. I'm pretty sure. Might have been the other way
corgiman
Where to put it
LimitDoesNotExist
Whether I am gonna be late to work today.
IFuckOnTheSecondDate
They should seriously do a documentary on how the porn industry has shaped certain area of our lives without the general public knowing
HackerJacker
Walk around for a day, thats pretty much it.
MelfsAcidArrow
I actually did a paper on how technology has evolved thanks to porn industry. It was pretty amazing to see all the consumer products
IFuckOnTheSecondDate
I would love to learn more about it.
ThePowerOf42
Well.. http://www.cracked.com/article_18888_5-ways-porn-created-modern-world.html and
ThePowerOf42
and http://www.enterprisefeatures.com/ten-indispensable-technologies-built-by-the-pornography-industry/
ThePowerOf42
Gonna try find some video for you too
FreshCaviar
A lot of the streaming features we take for granted today (eg, the mouse over video bar to get preview thumbnail) originated with porn.
makemepancakes
God bless that thumbnail. So much time saved when masturbating.
eetsumkaus
How much time can you really save off of 30 seconds though?
DasOgre
27 seconds
GuyPurson
That's deep, son.
ddspill
The "industry" has some of the best coders working to keep their websites high tech.
WizardsStick
The streaming quality of pay for porn sites is incredible. Download speeds are some of the fastest I have ever achieved.
Warranty
Profound.
thescarydude
We need porn to give us better internet.
Ilovemakingusernames
Porn dictates what we get. It doesn't necessarily choose the best option. Beta was better than VHS.
Rengii
Porn Fiber?
eetsumkaus
Oogle Fiber
slushietee14
yup, still a reason why 3D TV's werent a hit
FutureKingOfTheWorld
VHS vs BETAMAX
notirrelevant
Now, if they'd called it BEATOFFMAX...
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
Eeeeexcept Beta had a way shorter playtime, the players cost way more. And with VHS they had the rental market cornered.
legend5459
VS laserdisc vs CED
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Beta died because their VCRs costed more (though better built) and the tapes had smaller capacities (though the image quality was better).
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
And VHS had the rental market cornered.
SeanVsInternet
They also wouldn't publish porn, VHS would, massive disparity in sales was due to porn.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Or to VCR sales. More people with VHS players means more sales of media.
Dearslay
Goddamit Lambtucky, I ain't reprogramming no VCR!
WizardsStick
Bluray vs HD-DVD
jrau18
While porn was a big part of this, so was the PS3.
ProbablyNotMegatron
Energon cubes vs Solar beams
ImmortalAzrael
Trannies vs Midgets
ChangedMyName
Concrete beams vs steel beams
IAmNotASkeleton
Jet fuel vs steel beams.
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Beelsebooob
Actually, that was decided mostly based on Sony/Paramount switching from exclusively HD-DVD to exclusively bluray.
nflgeneric
That was Warner Bros actually. Sony was always Blu-ray (they developed the technology, after all).
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Porn would go with whichever format won.
ImInuk
But porn decided the format, for most parts
hyperdistortion
I give it 10 years until phones stop having screens, and we have Microsoft Hololens or Google Glass type things... life-size porn, anyone?
ligence
iPhone Shuffle, new and magical and changes everything?
dubee
And, without the need for the physical screen, the full physical keyboard will come back with the glorious, satisfying tactile feedback.
TravDrinksBeer
We will all have implants that display feedback about our environment and avionics that we can interact with.
Malkiot
I'd prefer a phone/internet implant.
AgamemnonsMemes
That sounds terrifying...
dubee
Yeah this will basically be a real life triangle sex except you will not be able to participate only wank and dream about direct neural int.
foxracing254
Come help me make a life - size porn. We can watch it on my bedroom mirror.
hyperdistortion
That's a flattering offer, but unless you're into balding straight guys with a bit to lose round the middle, I'll have to pass...
foxracing254
I don't discriminate.
ireadyouremailz
you should try watching stereoscopic porn through a VR helmet, shit was so real that i couldn't get an erection
Vedar
Do you have a link to any of that? For research purposes of course...
ireadyouremailz
i downloaded some of those few years ago from rustorka.com, not sure if it still has language switch.
ireadyouremailz
rustorka.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135487 this sort of thing.
theobod
What.
Vedar
I shall commence research immediately!