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SteveTrabajos
GirlScoutNooki
ermahwho
mydus219
My 6 year old saw this and screamed "oh cute, a walrus!"
NarcissusInc
YarnPeopleNylar4
besn
GhengisKunt
Swear to god, never knew cats had such human looking privates. The one sitting on his back..my eyes...
vanishingggirl
JorganVonStrangle
Something something sphynxter
csullivan
drumstel
Lazzarwolf
BrontTheGoodBoy
Time to change my username.
IspeakFrench
khaleesimotherofkittycats
If there was ever a cat to neuter, it'd be these fellas.
Tinebra
Not with all the money they costs!
Freyn
Don't buy a cat if you can't afford procedures
Tinebra
Yeah, I meant that cat breed, not the ballz cutting...
Freyn
Ah sorry about that upvoted your stuff as apology downvote mine if your still angry
Tinebra
No, actually you made me laugh! Thank you my dear! Upvotes for you too!
SpasticTactician
Want...to...touch...the bald cat scrotum...
MikeMcAwesome91
NeverDunNuffin
No touchy the scrotum...
drone7
Love that username! Reminds my of some of the shenanigans you see in soccer
Gmayor61
I really want to disregard this. I really want to. But I'm worried about you, OP.
moobsandlovehandles
I'm worried about you too bud
neil137
why would people choose one of these?
TheLastSpaceman
anvilon
Last pic: Jean...Baptiste...Emanuel...Zorg
dogandbutterfly
KimTheGreat
Where is this from?
DannyJoe
The entire cat looks like a nutsack.
moobsandlovehandles
Monica Lewinsky
MasturGrunt
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPxibaXD3gd/?taken-by=papafranku&hl=en
artintel
"Coin purse".
ChristopherLomas
I laughed way more than I should have at this
vejket
Littlefloofykittens
I don't think I'm relevant..
BlowOnItAndStickItIn
ControlledIsMyEnthusiasm
Shou Tucker approves
Aerogers
You fucking monster
Hoop66
I heard it in an "oh my god it's full of stars" voice
dawtcon
Actually laughed out loud at this- rarely happens when I'm interneting!
MostLikelyPooping
BlainetheMono
Gold.
Malzerhooni
Idk what it is but I just fucking love this cat so much
Zak57TR
Gold.
queenelizabeth
Spay and neuter your pets people.
meskarune
its also possible to sterilize an animal without totally removing its balls and sack.
meskarune
its also possible to sterilize an animal without totally removing its balls and sack.
meskarune
I'm pretty sure these cats are owned by a breeder and are registered. Most breeders know how to control the breeding of their animals.
Wolfmanwolf
oh fuck off
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Wolfmanwolf
I'm positive the original commenter of this this didn't have that in mind
MalkavianProstitute
You want homeless kittens? Overpopulated shelters? Breeding defects? Fix your fucking animals. Be responsible. Many places do it for free.
BecauseICan6496
Where? My dogs are currently fixed but I want a puppy soon-ish(old dogs). I've looked and everywhere charges at least $100 to fix
thesplashingblumpkins
Come on guys. Upvote this. I want the front page to see it
moobsandlovehandles
I like the way you think
snake121
orbat
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
TheDaleGribble
bigdaddyfatpants
shwoopdapoop
O no
Boatsntoes
That dog will never go near that turtle again.
VictusVonGuyver
But he'll be licking his junk now more than ever.
bigdaddyfatpants
I was watching a friend's dog, lick his balls. I said man, I wish I could do that. He said I might want to pet him first, he's kinda mean.
peterbozeman
People own these? I bet they drive Pontiac Aztecs.
Mercenarity
What if I don't think the Aztek looks all that bad and am wondering if there's another reason why people hate it?
twfeline
Oh, BURN!
dwizard
Probably cook meth too.
rmiGod
or, for europeans, fiat multipla
vahnn
God I fucking hate Pontiac Azteks.
twfeline
Rumor was that they made their sales people and engineers drive them, so people could see them being driven.
vahnn
At my high school ( 13 years ago) all the super ditzy, fake-tan girls with gross leathery skin drove them.
ztoundaa
Fun story: I worked at a pet hospital a lady used to bring hers in on her shoulder, and when he would face backwards his balls would 1/2
ztoundaa
dangle 4 in. from her face. She would pet his back while he was up there, and every stroke would end in a gentle tug of the balls.
GiraffesAndCrystalMeth
that's ... disturbing.
overnightbromance
I just screamed
ChaniKynes
Omg, laugh crying right now.
ztoundaa
She'd maintain eye contact while I closed out her bill the entire time.
MsSomebody
TacoMunny
That was a wild ride
bumholiday
Wth did i just read. She sounds like some crazy pervert supervillain cruella deville
ztoundaa
It gets better. She was a short and stocky lady who would occasionally keep one of them down her shirt for skin on skin "to keep the warm."
DarthLister
+3 I laughed
ImJustASalad
It's a tent on wheels.
CharlesOffdensen
GMC and a nutsack kitty at mi casa
CanadianOneDollarCoin
I giggled
realwomenfightnaked
my friend is a model in japan and owns one!
yeekee
Cats can't drive, silly
ElinborgTheViking
I think they were first bred in Ontario. Sorry.
lawlawland
I have one too; I drive a benz.
2007yaris
Isn't it an Aztek?
speedy215
Yes it is. Wanna know how I know? Take a wild guess. ...and, no, I don't own a bare nutsack as a cat.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Hey hey hey, Aztecs aren't THAT bad.
balzanya
if not, then definitely Subaru Foresters.
Trid
Three...and no Aztec here. *sad trombone*
ztoundaa
Also, while I work there I learned that they are consistently the nicest cat ever, and I would handle probably 200 different cats a year.
ztoundaa
Of course he still had to get over the typically greasy skin. It can be jarring at first, but they were always super laid back.
flapperfemmefatale
i'd totally get one if they were inexpensive. i drive a Fit.
Longbeard7
I would love one since I'm allergic to pet dandruff but they are crazy expensive
ForSomeAbstractReason
There are a couple cats that have hair instead of fur, if that helps? They're gorgeous but need consistent grooming.
DefunkMyJunk
Funny story: our cat once had incredibly much fleas, so we decided to shave it. People saw the cat and my dad told everyone it's
DefunkMyJunk
'One of those expensive cats' and people bought it
DefunkMyJunk
(bought it as in believed it)
TotallyNOTtheCIAdudeSERIOUSLY
I have one. I drive a Kia Soul
llamadenominator
Pretty much the same thing though....
Omega156
Read as: I have a Pontiac Aztec, but it's so shitty that I drive a Kia Soul instead.
TotallyNOTtheCIAdudeSERIOUSLY
Lmao. I like that better
aWiseSageOnceSaid
Probably because there aren't any poniac dealers anymore
TotallyNOTtheCIAdudeSERIOUSLY
The damn gerbil commercials got me
juggernaut1
Wish they axed Buick instead. Pontiac was starting to turn around.
jtb1313
My Pontiac Torrent is fucking amazing I will mourn it like a good friend when it gets scrapped
dizzlemahnizzle
WowWhataTerrificAudience
I always upvote Tom
DickDynasty
XeArg
onlylinlin
Damn and I'm waiting like 5 minutes to see more
WowWhataTerrificAudience
I always upvote Tom
CosmicFlowerPower
RagnarTheBold27
SebastianCrab
insomniacfruitbat
AintYouGuysGonnaAskAboutMyHat