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AlphaMayle
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OKAY SO THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR ALL THE UPVOTES AND LIKES :) (1K UPVOTES PLEASE SHARE AROUND)
AmericanSatan
You're a mute, alcoholic under water abducting little girls.
fhfhfhfhfhfh
Battletoads
ilovecake
Mr Bubbles!
pikmin7113000
bioshock
AmericanSatan
Somewhatawesome
Real Life!
jmeyers1983
Jeffrey Epstein?
StriderBaggins
Bioshock
AmericanSatan
tomtomson
"4 year old with lightning powers, fights deep sea divers in his home town to help is new friend save his family." also bioshock.
gospelofmillim
Italian man does parkour through infinite dimensions to find his girlfriend over and over again for eternity
Pen15000
Battletoads
DearSweetBabyYoda
Mario although this could be Ezio lol
meganical
More like, “to find a girlfriend”
torillatavataan
Super Mario Maker 2 endless mode?
AlphaMayle
Mario
allmj
This makes me realize how similar mario and assassins creed 2 kinda are haha
MofongoBalls
!
WhispererInDorkness
I could hear that!
sihark
havent played a singel metal gear game and i could hear it
Zenshien
Metal gear solid
MofongoBalls
I thought about just putting "LA-LI-LU-LE-LO"
inolongercareaboutthis
Dude appears out of nowhere and yells at things until they die.
AlphaMayle
I actually don't know
Dionysianmasks
Fuus ro dah!
Sadoun
Skyrim?
inolongercareaboutthis
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
Sadoun
I'm ready for my dinner. Where can I get it?
EzraFell
Kirby
NotSoSmartAlek
he doesn't yell, he sucks.
SirSciencewastaken
Mic Kirby would like a word with you.
FrankieValleyAndTheFourKindgoms
Monkey chases down crocodile who stole his bananas
scarletstone42
Donkey Kong Country. And he's an ape.
davidspatterson863
Diddy was a Monkey and Kong was gorilla
FrankieValleyAndTheFourKindgoms
I achieved an accurate bad description then
alkalannar
If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey. Even if it has a monkey kind of shape.
DrGIN
Diddy was a monkey, though.
williagr
King K. Rool is a monkey then too.
inolongercareaboutthis
Robot lies about baked goods
MrSrt
Matrix ps2
Abi53
The cake is a lie
TotallyNotGLaDOS
I would never lie
Pen15000
Battletoads
Brandaves
You're the best kind of troll...no one's truly hurt and yet...
InternetFail
Portal 2
CaramelSuitTray
Portal
brobot
FURRIES! IN! SPAAAAAACE!
chbarts
Secret NASA Training Program.
DearSweetBabyYoda
Star fox
cuntymcuntface
Wing Commander
ArtOzz
Ratchet and Clank falls into this category too.
Pen15000
Battletoads
weaselodoom
About the only time that it fits here
ImAlwaysChasingLimes
Kerbal
logger5
Ratchet and clank
SkittlezCodeBaker
Mass Effect depending on your definition of furry
pronato
Considering this is the only one where you can actually fuck fursonas, it's the furriest
mann0311
Lol a 40k reference but not sure what game.
Gizzie
Space Station 13
Fangtooth
Specifically Citadel. Others too but Citadel tops 'em all for the number of furries.
whatwhatwhonow
https://youtu.be/URJ_qSXruW0
Sawrock
That's a bit byond the scope most people would know, don't you think? Wonderful choice, in any case.
RavianGale
I wouldn't dream that space station 13 would ever become common knowledge. I have seen a game inspired by it though.
Sawrock
The joke was that "beyond" was written as "byond", due to the platform SS13 uses. Out of curiosity, which game has taken inspiration?
RavianGale
And I was referring to dream maker, a program byond uses. =P Meeple Station has taken inspiration.
MattMcC980
Trials in tainted space
LocalZoophile
Nice.
darkdiamond87
Tru
DocZero
I wonder how many hits they just got.
acertainjenesaisquoi
I think this is slightly more than furries.
CallChaos
TwentyFifthBaam
Hahaha! I just started playing it!
FenrisZeroSC
Ha. It spells Tits.
Dreigiau
its fantasy companion is Corruption of Champions
FenrisZeroSC
That a new dnd module?
Dreigiau
Ah, sure, let's go with that. Yep.
ColonelCasual
I'm more of a CoC guy myself, but you rock
HoneNathan
Same. Someday I'll have to start YET ANOTHER file and actually complete it now its finished.
AliasPR
Sadly, fenoxo completely abandoned coc for tits. But! There is a CoC2 and it is a very nice upgrade
Jadecomet
Yeah the original was abandoned but there's still the Revamp mod
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
BlurryAF
Not gonna lie, I checked your comments. You really only post the one Gif, savage
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
TheBorkanator
A family that constantly hunts down an old man in his home
scarletstone42
Castlevania series
MouthyLurker
Kill Dr. Lucky
CarnackiArdent
... There's a video game version of Kill Dr. Lucky?
BastardMan1977
guy gets gun goes pew pew pew gets hat gets drunk gets horse dies
Cheeseyyy
Rdr 2
ash96GiraffeMonster
Rooting Tooting Gun Shooting 2?
justcallmeheyyou
Battletoads
AlphaMayle
RDR2?
BastardMan1977
You know it :)
AlphaMayle
I haven't played the story, might tho
BastardMan1977
Bro, what are you even doing with your life. One of the best single player stories in a long time, maybe ever.
AlphaMayle
Alright I'll start it soon
ViperSwingx
That one game
CharmingPrism
Toy story 2 Action game
laestrella
Zelda oot
SherMattLockSmith
The game.
AMutatedWorm
Knack 2 baby!
Pen15000
Battletoads
Tonsofun101
Battletoads
BlueWaffleHouse
^ Best answer
sway073
Robot roller Derby disco dodgeball
LePetitDino
Battletoads
ARoseByAnotherUsernameWouldSmellAsSweet
Well, I sure did lose it
riksaofire7
Goat Simulator
DWGifWrecker
No man sky
Blackrabbit256
Battletoads and double dragon
ZiggyStar1984
Intelligent Cube
dford145
I was gonna say battletoads but it’s definitely battletoads 2
Broxzier
Battlefrogs
ssmarbe99242
The game. I, and now you all just lost it...
meganical
Well, I guess this wins for describing a game as badly as possible
fairybug
The one with the thing or the one with the stuff?
NairouTryyshokk
Battletoads
jellybeansRAWOFCOURSE
Battletoads
QuixoticGoingDjinn
Battletoads 2
PiggyWobbles
electric toadaloo
thegreatatuin
Knack 2 baby!!
MrMineHeads
GOTY 2019
TheWonderfulWizardofBaas
Awww yeeah, Knack is back baybeeeeee!
IamNotaFreakyFishGuy
Knack 2 the Future babyyyyyyy
kidafrika2020
Jet set radio future
LankyBootyGriswald
I still listen to that soundtrack.
Thoughttoolongaboutthis
But nobody ever remembers the name +1
BlurryAF
Fun fact: that's the second game for that title. The first came as jet set radio. Dreamcast if memory serves
Thoughttoolongaboutthis
Fuck yeah came with the first xbox
InvictusXYZrwr
Brain-damaged mute solves complex vector problems by trial and error for ancient robot.
TheRadicalizedYouth
The Talos Principle?
DearSweetBabyYoda
Portal
GameCrazed
Battletoads
brobot
Portal!
aPokal
Breath of the wild
parallelchild
Lmao
Thiccups
Portal 2
toriapinklotus
Zelda.....
DeltaByte
Hob
Ventralfinn
Portal
EzraFell
Ron Perlman tells us that conflict is constant.
erikleorga
Too f-ing easy.
DearSweetBabyYoda
Fallout
superbob201
Fallout
Pen15000
Battletoads
ArtOzz
Was that seriously him?
xars
all the way back to the original fallout, yeah
LawyerUpAndDivorce
Fun fact he is also in the game! Using some clever console commands you can get in the same room as him when he does the credits
EntropyReign
in the first 4. he also does some voice work for charters, does a party member in fallout...tactics? i think?
yesithinkishall
He was an NPC in fallout 2 I think. A caravan owner
MildlyConcernedTV
He was also the TV newsman in fallout 4 when you run towards the bunker
Gayforbae
Yep, wven briefly in fo76
genericusernamewastaken
Yep
ArtOzz
Neat.
Skeith154
Fallout 4
EzraFell
Fallout 1 and 2, would be my preference.
EvilMadMonk
Kallistonia
Is that 76? It looks good
EvilMadMonk
lol no it is Fallout4 with companions, Fallout76 looks nothing like that.
Kallistonia
Never seen fallout 4 look so good, what're the mods?
ZLOK
All of them.
EvilMadMonk
ENB and weather mods can make a Huge difference, i use Ghost ENB https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/31108 with NAC and
aerobeatle82
Disembodied head eats all the pills trying to find a fruit flavored drug that will finally scare away the ghosts he's running from
allmj
Luigis mansion
DearSweetBabyYoda
50/50 pacman ms. Pacman
baddiepro2260
>he's
StarmineRendezvous
"he's running from" Pacman. ;)
aerobeatle82
I was thinking of adding "second game, slap a bow on it"
DigiT00l
The comment includes a gendered pronoun
BenSnow97
Bad bot
DigiT00l
Nah, just my speech patterns
Pen15000
Battletoads
TheOneTrueWaldo
DR MARIO!!!
TheOneTrueWaldo
Weird, about an hour after I posted this, google play recommended a new dr. Mario game...... some big brother shit going on
MrSicks
Spend hours, if not years trying to prepare everyone for coming conflict...that they don't really believe is coming. Ending is trichromatic.
thefatlonelyjew
CIV V lol
DearSweetBabyYoda
Mass Effect trilogy
wENNERWINNER
Edf
MystBook
Fall out
Abi53
Mass effect!! My favourite games. 1-3 only
Johnnothe
Mass Effect. Easy
MarysueUltrabittch
FABLE 3
Wfix
I love that you said Fable 3! I am still not over the fable games!!
BlurryAF
F***k that peace of trash game
Jocktopus
I really liked it, but I know it's not the same as the first two games.
Valkyr1987
I respect your right to say such horrible things but fuck you
BlurryAF
I still play the first 2 but 3 was so far fked. My PERSONAL OPINION, but yes from the "map" too there leveling system...beat it but hate it
Skeith154
Glorious Mass Effect.
diontheunstable
Is it true the fourth made the third look good?
Karmak
No, people just like to blow things so far out of proportion you need to use AU's instead of km/miles to calculate the bs in the whining.
BlurryAF
Unfortunately yes. Honestly it's a lot of other trilogy games. The first was the best IMO
PinkLlamaShark
Andromeda a good game, now that all the issues got fixed. Almost like it wasn't ready to be released when it was.
BlurryAF
It wasn't, sidelined for ages too work on Anthem. Still fked up Anthem haha... I preordered it
alsoAzrael
Far Cry 5 from the perspective of The Father.
brobot
Small child quells machine apocalypse with weaponized lemons
Pen15000
Battletoads
alnilamhydra
You love some fucking battletoads don’t you?!
thisguy79
Nah, just really committed to a rather played out joke.
Goegtoe
I enjoyed this one so very much.
DearSweetBabyYoda
Cave Johnson?
Thiccups
Rumors confirmed, Cave Johnson is getting his own game.
talianagisan
I wouldn't mind that.
scarletstone42
Mega Man
brobot
Yep!
allmj
This has been my favorite so far. It took me a real long time and i ended up having to cheat
bruudwin
wait. whats lemons got to do with megaman
011100000110100101100101
The little energy balls he shoots. Watch this video for context: https://youtu.be/8FpigqfcvlM
bruudwin
thanks :D
bippityboppitybuttsex
there are space rocks, I spin around and shoot them
Pen15000
Battletoads
CaramelSuitTray
Asteroids
AlphaMayle
No man's sky or asteroid
glitchead
Could be any game in space. Elite Dangerous?
Freakingdoomguy
Oh I fuckin love elite dangerous, put on some 80s music and do some bounty hunting
DearSweetBabyYoda
Asteroids
bippityboppitybuttsex
Nope, postal.
meganical
I thought Galaga but that’s not really spinning
BastardMan1977
Asteroid
bippityboppitybuttsex
Dude, how did you figure it out?!?!?!?
BastardMan1977
Being over 40 helps
bippityboppitybuttsex
I am over 50... I still play asteroids on my PC
HULKSMASS
Crowbar
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Hotline Miami
AlphaMayle
Half life, GMOD
Bahumet
Halflife
cavymeister
Orange box
Pen15000
Battletoads
MrSrt
MrBlinkco
Big tiddy lady does stuff with hair.
Chiperson
Shantae
scarletstone42
Bayonetta
AlexisWalker
I was gonna say Shantae
talianagisan
Why? Has Shantae used the power of hair to?
YangKoete
Her upgrades are shampoo and conditioner.
leshawk
Yep, it's her basic attack animation. Hair whipping.
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
Man literally to angry to die
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
Yes to everyone. Holy shit
allmj
Lego starwars
Freakingdoomguy
Hi
Sigma1204
Darth Maul, though he somehow still hasn't gotten a game yet
NikaTakizawa
Doom lol
Daemoneyes
Scarface. Damage fills a meter, once full you can enter rage mode, you are invincible and dont have to reload while constantly cursing.
MalletBallet
Hatred
UlliUlli
Or god of war
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
andreyhimself
Anger comes from his dead bunny.
Skeith154
Asura's Wrath
sihark
enslaving slime to poop for all eternity so you can make a profit
toriapinklotus
Minecraft?
NineByNine
fuck yes slimerancher
shatterstar22
Slime rancher
sihark
correct
EdelwoodHikes
This lizard is on fire. Free healthcare. Expensive bikes.
ZachTheDisturber
Pokémon
SimpleNinja
Too easy
youknowwhatreallygrindsmygears42069
GOTTA CATCH ALL THE BALLS
acousticmusack
Canada SIM
boogablend
Dude that bike was like a million bucks, or we made ¢2 for every battle
gotanymoreofthemzubats
Croc: Legend of the Gobos
britneyslears
Pokemon
brobot
Pokémon
DearSweetBabyYoda
Red version?
LordofSandvich
Whichever one you picked Charmander in. Or... actually a lot of the Fire types.
MouthyLurker
MarioKart
Skeith154
That's totally pokemon. Red or blue. Charmander baby!
HoneNathan
Yellow as its the only one you're guaranteed a charmander!
SwitchPup
You can choose it as your starter in the other two, though?
HoneNathan
Yes you CAN choose it, but if you dont you have to trade for it. Yellow you're guaranteed all of them.
icantgetthegreeceoffmyeuros
Chimpokomon
IShootVertically
I got Shoe!
Vergenbuurg
Billis75
I got lambtron!
Pen15000
Battletoads
WalkingWithPythons
Man you posting this on every reply is lame as hell
AardnT
r/whoosh
BlurryAF
I once stood outside a bike rally an yelled "show me you tits" for 3 hours. Probably heard no a million times, but brother there was a yes
nsaladbar
Spyro
CaptainPicardsflute
Bikes in Spyro?
OohhJoanieLovesChachi
Skateboards in Spyro.
Yuktio
Card games on motorcycles?
xcopperx
Gex 64
lfgnjrp
I seriously thought this to.
Imalwaysready
I don't understand how that economy works at all. And don't even get me started on the child welfare laws...
ZER0425
Pokemon ?
muysfsu
Man does psychedelics while looking for his girlfriend.
corpusceno
Mario
Craftycutts
Far cry 3
sammyismycat
Pacman!
RexFaith
Farcry 3
MathGoat
Psychonauts
allmj
Borderlands 2
dawsmart2007
So many!
EzraFell
Mario.
muysfsu
Yup! Someone had to hit em' with an easy one.
DrunkenJedi
I guessed Braid but then I remembered the twist
ElBerto0
Fallout 4
TeePee50
The Witcher 3
Kaytrox
Geralt is looking for his daughter..
CatTranslator
That's easy. Bioshock 3.
NotSoSmartAlek
err, no, he's looking for his daughter and there's... okay, there's drugs, but they're not psychedelic. much.
TheBeanBurritoExpert
Braid
KILLERMCPAIN
We happy few?
acertainjenesaisquoi
Far cry 3?
wabitgirl
I really, really appreciate this comment XD
AGiantSlor
This is also very correct
muysfsu
Haha, not my first intention, but ill allow it!
Percevaus
You meant Mario then?
Pen15000
Battletoads
HolyOldRoman
Link?
claytonmachine95
We Happy Few
RatPhync
Max payne.
AwesomeTeddybear
That's a good guess :D
kanoPositivityMaker
Narcotics for sure
muysfsu
Yooooooo, this is an acceptable second place to my description. +1 dude!
thisguyonline1988
Its what i thought first as well
Bomchickawahwah
But his wife dies at the start of the game?
HoneNathan
Hence girlfriend.
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[deleted]
HoneNathan
But we're not talking about his wife.
TehStephen
Alan wake
freakydeath33
halo
dogsarebetterthanhuman
Postal 2
DonTeis195
Mario but GTA 4 is acceptable too
WussupVoltage
Deadspace?
superbest
PAC-Man
WrongReference
I bet its pokemon
freeatlast
Zelda?
hrith
Silent Hill?
BylawsBarrister
Either Mario or Shadows of the Damned
weaselodoom
Catherine
CabNumber1729
Me at a festival.
NotSoSmartAlek
Burning Man?
CabNumber1729
School bake sale with hometown teen bamds.
Jupiterseyes
Resi evil 7
Percevaus
Far cry 3
AlphaMayle
Heavy rain?
ghiiiyref
Lmao you're so bad at this game it's killing me! Thanks for the laughs kid
superbob201
A training simulation for global thermonuclear war
DarthMallius
Real life?
DurteeDaiperz
DEFCON
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Missile Command
tomtomson
Tic Tac Toe? Hopefully this is a war games reference.
superbob201
We have a winner
tomtomson
That was a good one.
Counterfit
WarGames ?
meganical
Fallout
SqueezitTheClown
DEFCON
DearSweetBabyYoda
Civ 1, all AI is ghandi
eppykaze
The stuff that creates nightmares
diontheunstable
60 seconds?
Somewhatawesome
Worms
IAmACyberneticOrganismLivingTissueOverEndoskeleton
Being a midget is cheating
MrSleepyguy
VR shooters?
Lemau
Pavlov VR
ErisRose
Ark
Junktrunkjunkie
Any fighting game ever.
justcallmeheyyou
Battletoads
StriderBaggins
GoldenEye
IAmACyberneticOrganismLivingTissueOverEndoskeleton
Hell yes
nottoday13
No Oddjob!
BlurryAF
Wasn't the guy with the metal chin that was like the opposite of Oddjob, super tall
NoDogeMemesHere
Metal guy is jaws oddjob is from gold finger he’s not a midget but he’s shorter than bond
rocketdonkey
Infinitely falling boxes are manipulated to tightest formation in an existentially challenging ever increasing pace only to disappear
rainehdaze
I misread that as bones
Kjasi
Beat Saber
SquanchSanchez
OCD sky cubes.
upfr0mhere
Space Invaders
AlphaMayle
Tetris
EmmaReiki
Soviet russia?
Pen15000
Battletoads
megamike98
... this is to well described
Bedrock2015
*too
CharmingPrism
What's the point of it all when you're building a wall and in front of your eyes it disappears.
ChloeRed
I am the man....
rocketdonkey
I am the walrus
torillatavataan
Only the mistakes remain. Any successes instantly vanish.
utur
Tetris
mymalcontentaccount
Tetris
NineByNine
Tetris. Easypeasy.
Skeith154
Undertale.
WhereCanYouSeeLions
Tetris
Audioclark
The daughter of a rich man destroys and desecrates burial chambers of ancient peoples while at the same killing vast amounts of other people
WrongReference
Pokemon
Pen15000
Battletoads
TheBorkanator
Tomb raider
DearSweetBabyYoda
Tomb Raider
Skeith154
Tomb raider.
corpusceno
Tomb raider
PorneliusHubertII
Tomb Raider
SincerePlatypus
They saud badly
DummyThiccStealyBoi
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!
HelloToe
ThatRandomCanadian
Borderlands *2*
DummyThiccStealyBoi
samtherat6
Borderlands
DummyThiccStealyBoi
Indeed
DaveTBull
2nd*
DummyThiccStealyBoi
Also, indeed.
BumpusMcPhumpusAngeletes
Escaped prisoner runs around killing everything in sight, and screaming at the top of his lungs
[deleted]
[deleted]
ImgurUsernameispending
the suffering? Holy shit, no one ever knows what I'm talking about with that, didya play Ties That Bind?
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[deleted]
ImgurUsernameispending
Skeith154
Skyrim. Might have said oblivion, but .... its skyrim.
wodensday
saint's row 2
xcarlagunodx10
The first Dark Souls
vegitarianpineapple
Is this Skyrim? This seems like Skyrim.
Doxite
That's like 1/3 of all RPGs. And there's always a sewer level
Doxite
Todd Howard disliked this comment
PorneliusHubertII
Doom
TheDoobyRanger
Wolfenstein3D
snusthewarrior
Borderlands 2 Krieg?
DarkestKink
Mario Paint
WrongReference
Pokemon easy, next
Vierikai
Rage of Demons
Feralblowfish
Every elder Scrolls game
DoughSlayer
Sims. Never got any good at that.
SkeletorScreaming
Wolfenstein
DearSweetBabyYoda
Skyrim
SergeantTerryJeffords
Dishonored
DarthMallius
Naaaah, Corvo is unhelpfully silent even when noises like "No I didn't kill the empress" would be helpful.
Zephyr86
This is the correct answer.
ponystamp
I'm sad that oblivion, where you literally start in a jail cell, is forgotten
BumpusMcPhumpusAngeletes
Starting as a prisoner is Elder Scrolls’ thing. It makes you a nameless nobody, so you can put your own backstory in the blank
nzgeek
You could say that memories of that game have been condemned... to oblivion...
Ahumblebubble
It's not really. He just doesn't scream at the top of his lungs. Skyrim prisoner does.
PiggyWobbles
he got big lungs
litterallysatan
Doom
JaketheLate
Most of the god of war series?
Pen15000
Battletoads
baddiepro2260
SCUM
ZiggyStar1984
Mario
AlphaMayle
Man hunt
luciferian669
If only they made another one, think the closest that came to it was hatred but it was PC only sob sob
amtone23
Great game
muysfsu
This was first to my mind. But skyrim makes sense of the screaming.
alnilamhydra
I wish they would make another ManHunt game!
thethingsgopop
SCP-096
TheS4ndm4n
Serious sam
NotSoSmartAlek
He wasn't a prisoner, he was in the military.
jarjaristhesenate
Wolfenstein
meekocerasOg
Any twelve year old on GTA online
lurkylurkylurky
You Have Died.
DeltaByte
Manual Samuel
DearSweetBabyYoda
Soul games
MrSrt
Sims
Vlaatu
I Expect You To Die
QuamvisSintSubAqua
Space quest!
drdesertfox
Literally any of the Dark Souls games
pookieeatworld
Dark souls.
Oinkgur
..of Dysentery
Silvervox325
Disqualified, this is an excellent summary
mistvan
Oregon trail.
Oinkgur
of Dysentery
Skeith154
Dark Souls 3
josephcsernik2
Minit
mymalcontentaccount
Oregon Trail
Oinkgur
of Dysentery
YouAreTheInsultMaster
Oregon Trail
Oinkgur
of Dysentery
nohomecanada
Harvesting those fake internet points, I see
Oinkgur
Yeah - both of them! :3
LankyBootyGriswald
Minecraft. Souls says "You died".
lurkylurkylurky
Ah, dang, you're right. My memory tripped me up.
AlexisWalker
Run recovery.exe
ImClearlyInsane
it's okay- they said "badly describe"- I think you're still in the clear.
LankyBootyGriswald
Instructions unclear. Got dick stuck in First Flame.