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Time to plane and resaw some wood
Sorry, no photos of resawing. You can see the resaw beast on the left however. No not the one in muffs. She will punch your face for thinking that.
Resawed boards
Time to bendy
GF came up with the idea of using the posts as the form. Worked well.
More bendy.
Back side of bendy
In the yard bendy
You really cant have too many shots of bent wood.
Building layers with every clamp I own. Still wasnt enough
Took the second one down to plane edges flat.
Clamping up spots that had gaps.
Both sides up. One bolt through
Nailing cross pieces
Not sure what she is doing here. Touch up I think
Well that escalated quickly. Lights up, daughter loving on dog.
Because Reddit isnt the boss of me, I put the before last.
The patio build is on another post. Go find it if you want. Or not.
Wootxor
10/10 would let her sand my wood
nickromel
holy shit what a milf
peacelovebeer
You put up all those posts just to hang lights?!
told4disht
and this is what Stonehenge really was
aw3740
There is no such thing as too many clamps.
LordCommanderTomSnow
So what's the point of a pergola? It doesn't look like it blocks all that much sun. Doesn't keep rain out... why not a porch?
hockeyandgolfer224
As a Carpenter, 9/10 they're made solely for decorative looks. Some people growing ivy/vegetation over them, some make them really big.
BenTheHokie
good fuckn yard
deenakarnowski
Wondering how the curved wood is holding up now that it has been years later. Also, is there a way to get the Plans as it is beautiful!
bobinky
Looks good.
flipphone
you have a wedgie
saphyre
My cat's name is Bendy.
stealmydebt
How many clamps are enough? Just a couple more.
airmack
I wish I had a hot bitch and knew how to build stuff for my hot bitch.
castleinthewind
The fat chick has some nice cans.
Woodenunderpants
You have no idea.
stealmydebt
A tip to all you would be clampers out there, pipe clamps are Freaking awesome. They are cheap, super versatile and nearly indestructible.
RedbullCephus
Curvgola
howdoiscience
How did you do the bendy? Thin pieces of wood that were laminated with glue?
ChuckChip
+1 for making your GF do most of the work.
Junkship
#10
Kelloggs9
You beat me to it.
RedStarBeograd
Sorry, but... dem legs...
lichesaintnothingbutspellsandtricks
Absolutely gorgeous. It looks like you knew what you were doing. I would totally screw this up. Smack myself in the face with bendy board.
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
Do you regularly get smacked in the face by bendy wood?
lichesaintnothingbutspellsandtricks
Occasionally my girlfriend uses a back scratcher to smack me, does that count?
PikaChunin
...hot.
elgrapadura
That curved pergola really ties the garden together.
majoroadworks
Lights look like a Mumford and Sons concert!
Woodenunderpants
Coworker and I busting up over this one.
Spharai
Thought you were talking about the woman at first
surlistyc
Still not sure how you bent the wood.
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Sliced it into thin bendy layers, glued back together after bending ... I think.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
I love dags too, but I think the daughter went a bit too far.
satanscott
10/10 would hang clothes on to dry.
yuraf
What...use does the thing have?
geneparmesan07
If anyone wants to see some more curved wood, PM me.
KtownBCguy
Captain Hook??
RedWingsofSteel
"Have you seen the Warriors from Hammerfell?....."
SusanGoGetMyPants
Oh god. +1
KittyTrousers
Anyone actually take you up on that?
geneparmesan07
About 15 people.
Mias
/golf clap
Boobdick
Are you offering to provide a Banana for scale?
SuiteD
I've already requested a picture :)
reallyreallyrelevant
SuiteD
Love it, soooo sexy ;)
ButtholeIceCreamParlor
I laughed out loud.
PaperElemental
Someone needs to post delivery verification.
Tiiimmmaayy
All dick jokes aside, how do they curve the wood? Just many thin layers glued together? Soak them in water and clamp in place?
nomadicway
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TenFootPole
Now this I like :) *The witty comment, not the dick pic. Please dont send me dick pics.
WhiskeyTangoFedora
Dick picks in 5..4..3..2..1.. http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--61fg6gK3--/cjrg3b99zkl0hwp2cqbh.gif
TenFootPole
What part of "Please don't send me dick pics" did you not get
TiniestFox
I don't know if this actually happened, but reading this one right after the other made me shoot milk out my nose.
IFuckingLoveOtters
The fuck did you expect. This is like one of those "please ignore" posts
GuyNamedSean
Please tell me that didn't actually happen.
FunkyPenguin
The "don't" part.
notdeanwinchester
You dug that grave right from the beginning... haha
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
i came back to upvote this comment u glorious bastard
whoeversmeltit
Make sure to have some smallish bananas on hand.
sleete
Calling @asagayman
iamand
Curved wood pic for a curved wood pic?
romuna
you still have that gf from three months ago?
geneparmesan07
Yup. Barely.
Tea4One
I almost took you up on that offer. Then I realized why I shouldn't do that. Maybe I am still innocent.
fortheloveoftoasties
I suddenly feel like I don't own enough clamps.
ForgetTheBirdFollowTheRiver
I was considering making a cedar strip canoe. Did not have room in the budget for all of the clamps required. Canoe construction on hold.
ChangedMyName
First rule of woodworking: you will always need more clamps
decline
you need clamps you said?
Hotbeebop
Thank you
justengineeringthings
we have 100+ clamps of varrious size and types. we will never have enough
muttonchoppa
psst... a friend told me you can purchase them from a hardware store, use them and return them clean with no problems. dont take off tag
lawlysmoke
This made me laugh out loud. Thank you.
BlackAdder9
Are you sure?
Blze001
I can hear her accent on "clamps"... also... ouch.
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
Hair grips count, they just be small clamps
theignatz
You don't. No one does.
thisusernamehadbetternothavebeenchosenalready
The world we live in is a sham. I'm going to go write a romance novel with clamps
Luthasox
You're damn right. I have 5 or 6 million and IM STILL ONE SHORT.
atleastIwasnt36
You can never have too many clamps. The one thing that will make my father's inevitable death easier is that I will get all of his clamps!
Blze001
You could be a travelling clamp salesman and still run into a situation where you don't have enough clamps