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Jan 30, 2014 12:39 PM
Ididntchoosethethuglifemymomchoseitforme
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DeathDeathDeathLunchDeathDeathAfternoonTeaDeathQuickShower
come on you motherhumper!
kwil
I must say, Hugh Jackman looks the most natural in this setting.
LexTheBarbarian
Awww, Ewan. Stop being so adorable.
skyhook
As an American, always wondered if I could actually shift with my left hand without leaving the transmission skittering across Hammerhead.
AuBoss
As a Kiwi who has driven in america it definitely takes some getting used to.
Shoura
...it's on the left side. Damn. Are the gears identical otherwise?
skyhook
It's in the middle of the car, so it's on your left side in a RHD car. I've never been in one, but I believe first gear is still up and left
Shoura
Well, at least that would help. I just somehow didn't think about that. Just the wheel.
comminute
That last one:
Erotes
I would sleep with every one of these men... ESPECIALLY James McAvoy.
BroadMetal
I dunno, Ewan McGregor's all "Oh that's comfy, me likey oh yeah baby"
beacon15
That's also him going "Right. Parking Brake. I knew that"
jsktrogdor
Ewan McGregor has ridden a motorcycle from London to the Pacific Ocean AND from Scotland to S. Africa. A race track is nothing to that guy.
dwright1
Please have Jason Statham do this. I'd like to see if he learned anything from his movies.
turdferguson74
And an Olympic class diver
flipoutofwater
OOOH YES PLEASE.
Somilasomi
And I like to look at him.
applebee71121
It wouldn't be from his movies but his former career as a racecar driver...
dwright1
Diver, not driver. He took lessons to drive in the Italian Job.
notsophi
Racecar diver
freshprinceofberlin
Nonsense. He used to be a boxing promoter!
JaroCosgrave
Nonsense! It was a black market dealer!
wanooknox
Jason Raceham
GuyKneeCologist
that's it, i'm so done
jazzmyn1372
I flove all of these. Special sympathies with Ryan because of the *bleep* *bleep* manual *bleep*. Me too, man. Me too.
jsktrogdor
Left handed manual too, fucking loony brits.
yuyufan43
I too floved all these.
shamblerdk
FLOVE
gnomeyismyhomie
Be still my vagina.
jrodx88
Missing Chris Eccleston and Billie Piper for the complete Doctor Who set.
Lynesa
Billie Piper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzYJUUTEvgM
Lynesa
Christopher Eccleston: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy-9U0S08WY
danielsdesk
Is it safe to assume that these reactions reflect all their same reactions during sex?
danielsdesk
Seriously, re-watch them with this in mind
RedPandaGranda
"Sweating like a cornered nun". I need to use this more often before job interviews.
jsktrogdor
My favorite: "Sweating like a whore in church."
shamblerdk
Why not during job interviews? Live a little.
lightlyroastedsteakwithahintofcinammon
First time on track and still faster than captain slo
DuderSeb
Found a playlist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vOjbZG8i7g&list=PL70C8699CCB54F9CE
NathanFillionSexDreams
Did they just take my sex dreams and put them in cars? I like it.
Nicolaaaaa
Oooh Fassbender.
foxyfaice
I think all of their faces are priceless...what ARE they doing?
kannstdusehen
Star in a moderately priced car :D (Top Geeear)
TShirtJar
I know what I want them to be doing while making those faces.
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
rawr
RogueRiverWarrior
They are running the track on the show, "Top Gear".
ThatCanadianGirlEh
100% would ride shotgun with everyone of these guys.
SmashingChap
You're not a real man if you can't drive a manual or back a trailer. Check and Check, ladies.
jsktrogdor
Backing up a trailer is possibly the most frightening thing you could ever do.
LadyPenelopeArielPonyweather
I can drive manual without problems, but I think I lack the penis to be a real man, being a girl and so... What do I do now?!?!?!
SmashingChap
You can use a real or artificial penis, but it's important to remember that the penis is just a state of mind.
Shoura
Honey, Finnish women can do that. Gotta up the offer.
SmashingChap
Well yes. Finnish women. I don't expect to ever be able to really impress a Finn lady behind the wheel.
Shoura
Don't worry, we have the stereotype too here. Good driver is always good driver, snow just makes it somewhat more interesting.
SmashingChap
I could only offer to a Finnish lady that I wont get in the way.
Shoura
Not a bad choice at all. Though trailer backing isn't that common, getting that part is voluntarily.
SDsuperchargers
These men make panties the wet panties...
fonzysaysayyyy
I HAD NO IDEA WHAT TOP GEAR WAS ABOUT UNTIL THIS POST! I'm totally gonna start watching it now... thought it was just about fixing cars...
notpreviouslyrecorded
Its actually quite entertaining. I can say that as a middle aged married woman I will watch it when I have complete control of the remote.
ReapTheBarry
You haven't lived. Watch the American version and I'll cut you.
Bradly134
i see a bunch of brits and a wild Ryan Renolds...what exactly is going on here?
Easilycrazyhat
There's also an Aussie in there if you look closely.
jsktrogdor
1/2 Top Gear -- the biggest and best car show in the world -- has a guest on every week who they interview, then send them around their race
jsktrogdor
2/2 track in a Kia. " A Star in Our Reasonably Priced Car." Times: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Gear_test_track#Cee.27d_leaderboard
gingerade
Really it's all just non-Americans. Mr. Reynolds is Canadian.
Winecharmer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk3raTM_vYA
SerialKisser
Fassbender's voice = instant undie dropper
wildweekendbitch
So fucking funny. Thanks :D
SteevyT
That looks like fun.
OhnoDinosaur
commenting to watch later
LonLonRanchDressing
I don't always comment for future reference, but when I do, it's because there are good looking men road raging.
ddq5
Thank you for the source!
Wabbajackwagon
Is there another video? I just noticed that this is missing some of the people there are gifs of
Winecharmer
I think they're from various seasons; this one was a promo showing some of last season and some of the upcoming season
Wabbajackwagon
Oooh okay yeah I don't know why I didn't catch on to that, just saw someone posted a playlist of em
tbell84
Commenting for future reference
green0fox
Ewan McGregor is so damn attractive.
hartmonica
It's those smile lines + blue eyes. Gotta love dem smile lines.
EwokCuddles
louis ck thinks so too
jesusworesweatpants
The Island is one of my favorite movies. Aside from the obvious boner for ScarJo, Ewan gives me a boner that I am ashamed of
nattoisfatto
Everyone's so damn attractive
Keesterbunny
I like his long hair in Days of Futures Past. Can't wait to see it.
AshtheViking
I think you mean James McAvoy. Both very sexy Scots though.
Keesterbunny
Motherfucker, I totally did. I don't even know how I mixed those two up... I think it's the "Mc". Forgive me.
AshtheViking
dat tongue flick and shimmy
RiverBear
Simultaneously adorable and sexy. I didn't think it could be done, but he pulled it off.
green0fox
Exactly. Everything he does oozes sex appeal. And he has the best smile.
PinkRanger89
Bronzepenguin
Oh my god. My gut hurts from laughing. THANK YOU!
DeputyVanHalen
Parytin' partyin' YEAH!
swagswagpotatoleg
hehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehe
PinkRanger89
huehuehue...
swagswagpotatoleg
mehehehehehehehehhee
PinkRanger89
jejejejejejeeee
swagswagpotatoleg
kekekekekekkekekekeke
shakespeareanwheelies
Sometimes I think the only reason I come to the internet is to find this gif ready to surprise me at any moment and make my day.
PinkRanger89
Glad to have helped you find this gif today!
savethedepot
MFW have to stare at gif for several rounds to read it http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Michael-Scott-angry-stare-at-toby.gif
luposlipaphobia
wanooknox
I still can't seem to read this one and I've seen it like 20 times by now...
Nandabun
Just do what I do. If someone is sloppy enough to have gifs where the words disappear for no reason, downvote that shit.
nation543
i'm just glad that i got to see the doctor say fuck.
ScrumdiddlyumptiousBar
I just clicked and dragged the image as soon as the text came up so I could read it.
StupidFuckfaceMcCrapperson
This doesn't work for me. Just gives me an arrow with a little + by it to drag to a new window.
Klingon00
As a fellow mac user, I can relate.
StupidFuckfaceMcCrapperson
...but...I'm on a pc.
Klingon00
Well never mind about the mac part, but I get the same thing on my mac so still relate.
notoneiota
testingonetwothreetesting
In the voice of Ariel, "A whole new world"
notpreviouslyrecorded
omg, I had no idea you could do this, ty for saving my life
sharkey311
Why does it seem like everyone seeing this knows exactly where it is from? Can anyone clue me in? :(
AutumnAtArcadeCity
I believe it's from Top Gear, though I've never seen the show so don't hate me if I'm wrong. :P
sharkey311
I could never hate you, baby
cantfindmelol
You see I knew this but I'm not as smart as you. :<
CoolNickName
Thanks, glad that I'm not alone on this boat.
avidatheist
imgur.com/r/shittytumblrgifs
nation543
for your easier clicking pleasure: http://imgur.com/r/shittytumblrgifs
zombifiedchicken
OP please give sauce! I need to look at the video/s for science.. thanks.
OiCaptainSlow
Top Gear UK, all different episodes.
Fenomenoide
Need saaaauuuuce!!!
angrybeards
Series 19 and 20 when they have the Kia C apostrophe D
BingleyBingleyBeep
Cee'd.
TOMMOEX
It was reference to how Clarkson pronounces it on the show
gopms
Seriously, this little clip is the hottest thing I have seen in ages. Top Gear you say? Off to find it!
ThEvilHasLanded
The bit you want is each week they get 'A star in a reasonably priced car' and have them race a lap around the track and keep a leaderboard
gopms
If this clip is anything to go by, I do indeed want that bit!
illaskya
It's pretty much life changing. Netflix has just about all the seasons.
ThatCK
Yeah if you haven't been watching British top gear you've been missing out. Even if you don't like cars.
WillowWish64
I've never been into cars, but I've always loved British Top Gear.
ThatCK
Yeah it kinda stopped being about the cars a long time ago, although they kinda lost it a bit on the last seasons.
lightlyroastedsteakwithahintofcinammon
All from top gear but all different episodes
SometimesImReady
What exactly is that show about?
lightlyroastedsteakwithahintofcinammon
Its british dudes dicking about and driving around in cars
badgiflipreading
It started off as a show reviewing cars and it spiraled out of control.
SomethingReallyAmusing
Much like Myth Busters, which is now only about explosions.
LOV3L355
http://pricechopper.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/ragu.jpg
Winecharmer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk3raTM_vYA
TheFraggler
Research time!
zombifiedchicken
Thanks again :) Now, to research.
GoodGirlImgurian
I can't research right now but commenting for later research when I get home.
mollyImalone
now you have to deliver
notpreviouslyrecorded
In case you wanted the names of those freaking out: 1.Michael Fassbender 2.James McAvoy 3.Eawn McGreggor 4.Benedict Cumberbatch 1/2
YouMightGetIdeas
I'm wondering where this is from.
theyallcallmefeebz
The episode with Fassbender is my favorite so far. Its the one where they build off-road motor scooters.
Naseth
I can't think straight when I see Michael Fassbender. I...hnng....
Heat11
eawn mcgreggor is an isntant 50% loss in profits for all movies. fact.
weirdcalculator
I think you're making some sort of a joke about the misspelling of his name, but either I don't get it or it's not very funny.
Heat11
yes i was following suit of the original poster. to all of the haters i never said i didnt like him as an actor hes awesome.
wanooknox
cumberbumberswumbers*
wesawsparks
iunderstoodthatreference.jpg
ILostIt
4. Bentoslow Shiftersnickle
buttermyarse
Also known as all the men who's faces I would gladly sit upon.
skantman
Pretty sure number 4 is Humperdinck Macgrudersnatch.
rubberbabybuggybumper
Ewan McGregor. I just wanted to say his name, is all.
eggmuffin
*Eawn :)
rubberbabybuggybumper
McGreggor :D
annerbananers
Ewan McGreggor's face makes me happy inside.
carcusgod
As a straight man, his smile is magical.
Barackrifle
Ewan's everything makes me happy!
iaccidentallybuiltafirewhileiwassleepwalking
Ewan's everything makes me happy everywhere (you know exactly what I mean)
Jujuloves
The little happy dance thing did it for me.
zebragrrl
He has such a resemblance to Jerry O'Connell in this gif
penguininanelevator
http://imgur.com/zv7ZZ
jsktrogdor
Everyone on earth should watch Long Way Round. *Excellent* documentary feat. Ewan being a bad ass.
Eowyneb
OH MY GOD ALL THE HOTEST MAN IN TE WORLD I NEED THIS LINK FOR SCIENCE NOOOOOOW
trousercat
these men are my future lovers...move along.
Eowyneb
we can share!!!!
hatlessspider
Thought for sure the first one was Tom Hiddleston
sniffumevoli
I upvoted this comment then realized I changed the points from 666 to 667. I removed my upvote. I'm sorry.
notpreviouslyrecorded
but why change it to 666?
notpreviouslyrecorded
5.Simon Pegg 6.Rupert Grint 7.David Tennant 8.Hugh Jackman 9.Matt Smith 10.Ryan Reynolds 2/2
Egotisticgoose
Ryan Reynolds would be the Ten, eh? eh??
TheFrumpyButler
What a spectacular array of gentlemen.
BowtothePrince
And in case you needed a list of names, you need to start watching better shows
DarthFirebolt
with the stubble and the language i thought it was colin farrell at first.
bca360
I honestly couldn't recognize Tennant without seeing his hair.
fumble
Me neither! I was about to call out @jonsnowknowsnothing for knowing nothing.
Dogewam
Honestly thought it was Jimmy Carr....
darklydreamingpanda
OMG I thought he was an Indian guy!
wanooknox
Took me a minute, but it's all in the eyebrows
notpreviouslyrecorded
At first I though it was Ron Livingston from Office Space, but that didn't seem likely.
mjso23
I still can't see anyone else but Livingston lol
shimmeries
I only recognized him because "you loony"
hushaboomtechnology
I could tell by the unexplained stirring in my loins.
Cerinna
Oh great I missed Tennant and Reynolds but got everyone else right! :D
Siddhartha
So, a bunch of British/Australian guys... then Ryan Reynolds... Wat?
barelyretro
Canadian is the next best thing to UK/AU
OriginalWadjet
Canada's close enough.
darklydreamingpanda
Also some Scottish.
oopsigotawedgie
Scotland is apart of Britain.
notpreviouslyrecorded
I find it odd that no one has mentioned that Fassbender is German.
thisusernameisnotrelevantanywhere
Isn't he half Irish and half German?
notpreviouslyrecorded
this is true. http://imgur.com/P49SESC
CopeADope
Holy cow, I thought number 10 was Cage.
hockeyham
Hugh Jackman does not look like he's freaking out. Quite the opposite, in fact.
jrau18
That's because if he crashes, he'll just get up and grab another car.
goodguyC
I thought #7 was Jimmy Carr, but you're probably right.
smuemoo
I did too! I had to go back up and stare for a bit to try and see Tennant and not Jimmy.
jedistardust
Huh. I thought the last one looked like Colin Farrell.
jrau18
I thought Reynolds and Tennant were him, but was leaning towards Reynolds because of the swearing.
MeatWadGetsTheHoneysG
Yeah Matt... you hit that like a fucking train...
FurryFeetys
That's Ryan Reynolds? You sure it's not Neville Longbottom?
notpreviouslyrecorded
yes, he is mentioned on one of the videos listed in the comments too
FurryFeetys
fair enough. :)
EvenMelodiesObey
Exactly 100% of these men are ladyboners
GreenK
As a heterosexual man, they're just regular boners
Eowyneb
Where is the link to the video!?
fumble
YES. I was like: I have no clue what's going here, but holy hell do I like it.
poopontheboop
I agree
OctoPlusNone
Exactly 100% of those men inspire boners in every gender and sexuality, thank you.
hatlessspider
They don't look like ladyboners to me, although I guess I've never seen one
Erotes
Yup! Gentleman boner confirmed over here.
drwhoooovian
They probably induce their fair share of gentleman boners too, gay or otherwise.
LonLonRanchDressing
ah yes, the unintentional "I thought I was straight?" boner
drwhoooovian
Yeah, happens to everyone and if people don't say it's happened, guy or gal, I would be wary of those people.
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drwhoooovian
See, everybody has those individuals where your normal sexual orientation goes out the window for various reasons.
AyaElemelon
Well I wouldn't want to do anything extremely sexual except ruffle his hair.
drwhoooovian
Ah, sorry if I implied a wee bit too much. I used to think the hair ruffling was odd, until my beard grew longer- I now understand.
angrybeards
As a straight man.. ewan macgregor. I would love to have beer with him and talk about the long way round
drwhoooovian
This right here. I watched that whole miniseries in a night, so damn good.
angrybeards
Long way down was very good too if you haven't seen it
yuyufan43
James McEvoy. I want to eat him. Like... I literally want to eat the flesh from his body, he's so cute. I mean, nothing weird, just... flesh
itsPixie
shamblerdk
I don't understand that boys facial expression... unless he's gay of course.
itsPixie
You have a very valid point.
shamblerdk
I know, right? Personally, I love to see visibly aroused girls.
itsPixie
That would break the game that is the world.
lAmSHERLocked
Every time Michael Fassbender smiles like that I swear I orgasm a bit. A lot...I orgasm a lot. Its like...a predator cat. A sexy cat.
Naseth
YES! I know. Oh God, what a piece of eye candy he is.
drwhoooovian
Do you have to be viewing said smile for that rxn or not? Because that could be rather inconvenient if it's whenever he smiles.
lAmSHERLocked
Watching, yes. But you just made me imagine him smiling in front of me in person and I'm a hot mess...
drwhoooovian
Well, apologies, and I suggest you go take care of that. lol
lAmSHERLocked
Don't mind if I doooo