Toys that were banned

Oct 27, 2014 11:03 PM

Snacktime Cabbage Patch Kids

The Cabbage Patch Snacktime Kids featured battery-powered mechanical jaws. Armed with “real chewing action” this toy kept chewing, even when kids got their hair and fingers caught in the doll's mouth. Mattel recalled them in 1997.

Slap bracelets

Multiple schools across the country banned them after they reportedly caused injuries! Truly a crime of fashion!

Belt buckle gun

n 1959, Mattel introduced the
Belt Buckle Derringer Toy Gun.

To unsuspecting badguys, this unique belt buckle looked harmless. But when the user extended his stomach, the gun swung out, firing a toy bullet and a cap.

Unfortunately, the caps could be accidentally ignited by friction and cause serious burns.

Lawn darts

Heavily weighted and solid metal, Lawn Darts can pierce whatever they strike! Lawn darts have been responsible for over 7,000 injuries. On December 19, 1988, the Consumer Product Safety Commission banned lawn darts from sale in the United States.

Skydancers

Sky Dancers were a Barbie inspired helicopter-like flying toy. Placed on a mechanical base, once the cord was pulled, the Sky Dancer would twirl high into the sky.

The hard plastic Sky Dancer's propeller-like wings flew rapidly in unpredictable directions, hitting users and causing temporary blindness, broken teeth, face lacerations, and one mild concussion.

Galoob recalled almost 9 million Sky Dancers in 2000.

Clackers

Clackers, also known as Knockers and Click Clacks, consisted of two large acrylic balls, which hung on either end of a heavy string. The two balls would swing apart and together, making the loud clacking noise that gave the toy its name. If swung too hard, the acrylic balls would shatter, sending flying shrapnel everywhere.

Clackers were banned in 1985.

Yo-Yo Water Balls

Illinois, New Jersey and New York have all banned the Yo-Yo Water ball. The Yo-Yo Water ball is made of flammable diesel hydrocarbons.

The stretchy, sticky cord can wrap around a child's neck, causing strangulation.

Craft Playset

Spraying these tiny choking hazards with a toxic adhesive was one of the main reasons for this product to be banned

Atomic Energy Laboratory-Clearly a winner!!

In 1951, A.C. Gilbert, inventor of the ERECTOR set, released the U-238 Atomic Energy Lab. Using real radioactive materials, one could witness mist trails created by particles of ionizing radiation.

The set included four Uranium-bearing ore samples, and originally sold for $49.50.

That slap bracelet is actually a current and non-banned product by Nite-ize -lights up and is super useful when walking at night near roads.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

THIS IS WHY WE CAN"T HAVE NICE THINGS!

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Stupid people were the reason I had less awesome toys when I was a kid than I potentially could've had. Them yo-yo water balls.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Exactly.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My sister had a snack time cabbage patch kid, and we both had skydancers, though I had the boy version that had a different name.

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That lab set made me think of Fallout. XD

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Was gonna say the same but you beat me to it.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You get my +1 for the thought though!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my family played lawn darts all the time when I was a kid. It was oodles of fun and hardly anyone died.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think that anything can be dangerous if you're not careful-- *gets strangled by a yo-yo*

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My grandpa has some of those metal tipped lawn darts. Man they're a blast to play. I hope I inherit them someday.

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I want that atomic energy kit... for science...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh man I remember the cabbage patch dolls that ate stuff. I remember I wanted one so bad but my mom already knew it was bad news bears.

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my mom told me it was recalled and then just let me keep it...."keep your hair out of it!" hahaha

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+1 for bad news bears!! I love that saying!

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Lesson of the day: It takes one idiot to get themselves killed to ruin the childhood of everyone else

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ERECTOR

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Hey - I loved my erector set!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same! I didn't know what was up until later in life, then I got the chuckles and was like, "yeah, they knew what they were doing".

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I used to make some bitchin' swords with those sets. Reinforced front and back, handles, everything. Sweet. Good times :)

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After burning my fingers on a toy steam engine, my dad's only comment was "I told you it was hot..."

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I can't get past the lawn darts. Someone really hated their kids.

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Yeah, to ban those things was ridiculous. They were great.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bring back lawn darts, the population needs more Darwinism!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We had them as kids. Just pay attention and stay the fuck out the way!

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Did it say on the box "Not for blind kids"?

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No, it said "Fun for the hole family!"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plastic Rockets..just add water..and pump as much air as you could into the bugger...launch...sometimes they even went vertical...sometimes

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I had Click Clacks and slap bracelets. My sister had the chewing doll and a Sky Dancer. We're not exactly OK now, but that's not why.

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i got clackers from a book fair in like 2005 they were def. not banned in 85

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I think they changed the material. The originals weren't plastic.

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This is why kids today are pussies

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The "Craft Playset" or "Aqua Dots " had a similar effects as GHB when swalloed.

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Also Beados

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GHB is literally the vitamin of drugs. Think non-hangover happier alcohol with muscle building and memory enhancement properties.

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Except it is extremely physically addictive...

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How the Hell did you find out?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what I want to know o. o

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was all over the news at the time. I remember this fact from that as well.

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I remember this being on the news when it came out- my sister had bought one for her kids and promptly thrown it away

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holy shit, i nibbled on some once because they reminded me of the ones you ironed, they were nasty....

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Everyone I know who had those plastic iron ones chewed on them at some point lol

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I was always disappointed that "Aqua dots" didn't ever catch on as slang for date rape pills

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srsly?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For those who don't know, basically the glue was the date rape drug

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Damn.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was 1.4 b (similar to GHB). A common recreational drug that is 'sometimes' used for the purposes of date rape.

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I thought you only had to use water?

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I thought you sprayed them with water....not a 'toxic adhesive'

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That's the new version. I'm slightly sad I didn't get the old version in my 'druggie' phase.

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That was not expected.

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Wasn't that only the glow in the dark ones or something?

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Interestingly enough, a similar product is on shelves these days... http://www.amazon.com/Aquabeads-59034-Aqua-Beads-Starter/dp/B00359P3GO

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The U.S. college-level mock trial case was inspired by these a few years ago. Interesting and completely absurd.

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But could you digest them?

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Didn't know that, my little stepsister had that shit when she was around 6 >.< so they ain't banned in Hungary

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They re-released them without the adhesive

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they have since re released them. this time you just use plain water haha

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I had one of the cabbage patch dolls. My hair got caught in it and my mom had to cut it.

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where does the "food" go?

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Into a back pack that was attached to it.

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Into a little backpack that was attached to it

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I remember seeing this on the news! The food (and hair) would go into the doll's backpack!

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I still have mine and she still works!

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I still have mine but it doesn't work anymore. I think my hair is still lodged in its throat.

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Me too, she lives in my closet to prepare for the impending robot wars.

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Put your dick in it :D ;)

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My hair got caught in it too. My baby cousin got his finger stuck...

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Did it bleed? I was really wondering what those things did to fingers...ouch

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I don't remember if it bled, I do remember it was stuck though. They were afraid to pull his finger out. They had a nurse get it off.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ok thanks, when it said fingers got stuck in them it really made me thing just how hard it could "chew"

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What happened to your cousin?!

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He's fine. His finger was stuck for a bit, they had a nurse get it off.

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His mom had to cut it.

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Beat me to it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This sounds like an infomercial waiting to happen.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the nightmare i had of these dolls D:

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Remember the small swing sets that would raise off the ground if you swung too hard? A crash and burn accident waiting to happen.

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Good god, the haunting memories of pushing my nieces and nephews on those.. every time it'd lift, I'd have a mini heart attack.

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Dad ended up securing it to a cement block because we ripped it out of the original cement holds.

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Remember? I have one in the backyard I push the niece and nephew on. I just make sure to time it so they balance each other out.

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My dad cemented mine into the ground. He had a lot of fun redigging it up a few years ago when no one had used it for years.

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My brother and I crashed our swingset so many times.

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Well that was simply because everyone was too lazy to pour the concrete anchor.

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I still remember my Mam going ballastic with two giant concrete blocks in her garden....

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Yep. My dad even lost some screws when putting it together. The 90's were a golden time.

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Yeah that is NOT the reason I thought the pelvic thrust gun would be banned....

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The pelvic thrust gun's from a joke (dream) sequence in some show I think, not the actual "belt buckle" gun toy xD

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There was also one in Tarantino's From dusk till dawn.

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It's from the swedish film "Kopps" and this particular clip is from a police officers daydream.

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...AND THEN IT CAME BACK OUT, ON FIRE, AND LIT EVERYTHING ABLAZE!!!

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I expect to see irrelevantgif use this at some point.

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YES! GO BACK FROM WHERE YOU CAME FROM DEMON SPAWN!!

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BURN!

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"Made of flammable hydrocarbons." I think I know where this is going. "Causes strangulation." Oh. Didn't see that coming.

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Not surprising.. I was burned by one of those things when it leaked & to this day I cant write well.

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I feel like any child dumb enough to strangle themself kinda deserves it.

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Natural selection!

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Anything can cause strangulation if you're brave enough.

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Many of us SURVIVED this dark age of toys instead of today's dumbed down uber-safety crap. What's that make us? :) Is Santa Darwinist??

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Apparently some children didn't see it coming either

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12 years ago (deleted Jun 12, 2015 11:07 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Is it def the same product? There's a $10,000 penalty the first time, y fuck wit it? ftp://www.njleg.state.nj.us/20062007/PL07/224_.PDF

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same with the Clackers, just let my daughter buy them at a store on the Ocean City Boardwalk.

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Right? I used to love those things. Had no idea I was almost strangling myself the whole time!

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Man, smacking each other at recess with them was awesome.

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A school near us had a kid nearly die. being elastic, once it was tangled it was incredibly hard to get scissors into play

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow, that's crazy lol.

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Okay, but to be fair, kids can almost strangle themselves, choke, or otherwise endanger themselves with about anything.

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You can still get these in some asian countries!

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Keep talking dirty to me.....

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

worst strangler weapon ever

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I still have one of those. Can I sell it on the black market?

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How the fuck can you strangle yourself with one of those? It barely goes around your neck, perhaps if stretched like hell.

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I was just like, no shit, it's a plastic/polymer toy. That stuff generally is flammable hydrocarbons.

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I think there's a difference between flammable like a plastic army man and flammable like aerosolised plastic.

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That is true. Aerosolized anything flammable = bad news/hella fun. But it wasn't specific enough.

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I'm trying to think of non-flammable hydrocarbons. No success so far. Any ideas?

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I'm trying to think of anything that WON'T burn, given enough energy

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a diamond

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actually with a diamonds can"burn"if you use the old magnifying glass in sunlight trick.an important property of diamond was found bc ofthis

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not burning then. Burning is exothermic. You described endothermic oxidation or whatever. Anyway, oxozone?

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I can smeelllllllll the rubbery scent that thing gives off.

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"scent"... right.

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I now want to buy a bunch of them and a lighter. And some duct tape for handling purposes.

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I remember an episode of Mythbusters where they poured diesel on burning gasoline and put the fire out with it. It's difficult to light it.

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I had one that I accidentally popped with centrifugal force, but I can't remember how exactly I did it.

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I still have the one I bought back in 2003, somewhere.

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Yea that one was a disaster from start to finish.

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Except that diesel isn't flammable.

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I had 3 of these- I don't know how I'm alive today, a game of lawn darts with a bunch of 12 year-olds is terrifying in hindsight

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Only if the 12-year-olds are as stupid as children.

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I definitely got hit in the head with a lawn dart when I was 8. It was thrown by my 11 year old sister...

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I remember when EVERYONE in elementary school was wearing slap bracelets....

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12 years ago (deleted Jan 6, 2015 10:32 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Was it metal inside, or plastic?

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The old ones were sharp and best worn with a hypercolor shirt and zubaz

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Ahhh hypercolor shirts! Loved them until puberty hit and the armpits permanently changed color. :P

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I just got 4 for free yesterday for buying Halloween candy. They are reflectors for trick or treating.

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In Canada they now have snap bracelet rulers in the school supplies... We like our children to live dangerously

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I was going to say that! One of my kids got one from Staples for back to school. It's rubbery though.

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Same here! And Swatches.

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I do too! and those clacker ball things

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They still sell them. In fact the one pictured is sold at Home Depot.

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They were made to sharp, if the cover was removed it could cause cuts.

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I still have one that I got from Chili's one time when they did a promotional thing for a children's hospital.

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They are still sold here in California, I saw some at a store on City Walk.

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The classics never die.

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I work at a dentist office and we give them away in our toy chest. :/

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I think only the metal ones are banned. They made new ones from plastic

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Didn't someone post a picture that they're actually made of cut up measuring tapes?

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it depends on where you got them, but yes, someone did post a picture like that. mine weren't.

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They kinda are. But after a bunch of lacerations, they figured out how to make them of plastic.

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http://imgur.com/Thy2f

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Seems like a very cheap one, tbh.

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1992

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Closer to '88 I reckon.

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huh. interesting to see different trends. I also remember 92-93 as a big year for slap bracelets at school

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No, I was in high school in 1992.

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Odd. They were -everywhere- in 1992. I guess they made a comeback?

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I'm sure they had a different distribution by time period and place. Did you go to school on the West Coast?

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Nope. PA.

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Pussies! I had a Vac-U-Form. Molten lava in a heated metal tray. And incredible edibles. Make spiders and eat them.

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OMG! I remember those! The edible spiders n shit! From the makers of Creepy Crawlers!

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I loved the Molten lava! I made a checkers set.

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I had creepy crawlers. Burnt the fuck out of myself regularly but I had the coolest plastic scorpions on the block

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Me too! i still have a scar on my leg from when i dropped the metal tray on myself!

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Fuckin'-A! I hated ToyMax for slowing down, then stopping, production of the plastigoop.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

same. other girls wanted easy bake ovens. I wanted creepy crawlers. I had so much fun with that thing

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I had both. yeah i was "that" kid

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lol well its not like i didnt WANT an easy bake oven... its just i was only allowed to pick *one* LOL

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I took a lawn dart to the leg once. The struggle was real out in suburbia, yo.

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Sorry you had to give up adventuring :(

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There were a lot of deaths,too.Some ㏌volⅵng kids.If they were thrown up ㏌to the air,they come down with enough force to penetrate the skull.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that is, throwing the lawn darts up into the air. not the kids.

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I took one to the head, right above my left eye, when I was almost three. It stuck too lol no idea how I didn't die from that.

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I didn't even think it was a big deal when I got mine. Don't even remember it bleeding. Lawn darts were banned not too long after.

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I don't remember mine at all cause I was too young. I only got three stitches from it though.

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we were about 3 inches from taking out my little cousin. he said he'd move if it came too close. dipstick got distracted by a butterfly.

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Not to the knee?

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Nope. Though I did inadvertently stab myself just above my right knee with a really sharp pencil. Still have the mark after all these years.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What is the purpose of a lawn dart?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To cause bodily harm, duh (used for a game)

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They don't have them in the UK, sorry >.<

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I had clackers in the 90's

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I had metal clackers when I was kid. It was fun to see other kids hit themselves because they didn't know how to use them.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I broke my first semi-nice watch with one once.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Norway we had a clackers popularity surge around 99-2002. Can't remember hearing about anyone's clackers shattering though.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where I live, you can still buy them, just as slap bracelets

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must have been old. I haven't seen them since the late 70s.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a German: I had clackers (Klick-Klack-Kugeln) in the late 70s. Though I am a boy (only girls used to have them).

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw them for sale at a toy store just the other day. So much for "banned since 1985".

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where? I want them!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Toy Joy in downtown Austin.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope you saw a doctor about that. :-)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was born in 86 and had them when I was like 10. My mom must've bought it at a yard sale or something. I loved that thing.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The metal and string ones are banned, but OP should have clarified that the all-plastic ones are still sold.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

they used to be metal? \m/ damn.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wasn't there a set that had some sort of mild explosive in them, like cap guns?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't remember a set with the string but I had a pair of balls (heh) that snapped like caps when they hit each other. They were coated 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

in a hard black powder sort of material. The site where they hit each other would have a little black scorch mark.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember them being on this cheap plastic thing, so that they swung back and forth on it rather than strings.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have clackers NOW. My brother won them in a carnival game or something last year.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Brb going to 1951

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Praise be Allahramadingdong

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

At least you'll get the plutonium to get back

12 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 1

1 more point to 88 upvotes. You win.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I seriously want that set!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great scott!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want that. For...science. No really.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Don't need no Libyans

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You can make your own cloud chamber quite easily: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=400xfGmSlqQ

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish it was legal to build my own nuclear plant. Would be so awesome.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's perfectly legal, actually. You just have to make sure to go through all the proper paperwork. Universities do it all the time.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doc Brown! You can't get plutonium in Grocery stores!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No need, just buy uranium on Amazon http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000796XXM?psc=1

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I have a feeling that is something the NSA uses to put trackers on people...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm actually tempted to order some just to see if my House gets raided.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'd bet a banana or granite counter top gives more CPM than that.

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OH GOD THE Q&A

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Those reviews are fucking hysterical, but maybe I'm just easily amused. I wonder if it's a real product though, or just another "air guitar"

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Yep, it's real.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

OMG THE Q&A'S!!!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Aaaand now we are all on the CIA watchlist. Thanks a lot @GoBlue , you are an absolute pancake

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

fyi, CIA doesn't do watchlists unless you are a foreigner. domestic is FBI

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Norwegian terrorgurites go on the CIA I guess. Why did I have to go watch for radioactive uranium?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sky dancers were the shit! My brother and I waged war against each other with them all the time

12 years ago | Likes 1571 Dislikes 4

They still make them, just under a different name. Flutterbye Flying Fairy.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FUCKING LOVED SKY DANCERS!!!!!!! GAHHHHHH!!!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I had them too! As child who got their haur stuck in manny fans and stuff I never hurt myself with these...

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I had a fairy and my brother had spiderman. They were awesome

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One idiot hitting themselves in the face can cause thousands to be deprived of an awesome thing.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I had a version of sky dancers called DRAGONFLIES. MAXIMIZE. (I'ma shit if anyone actually watched that cartoon/gets my reference.)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There can only be one sky dancer

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My skydancers are still hanging out at my parents. My nieces play with them! Mine had foam wings though so maybe they're knockoffs?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't return mine. #ballin

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They were aaaaawesome.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got a Sky Dancer for Christmas one year. Very first thing that happened? My sister launched it and hit me in the eye.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These were recalled? My sister just bought me one a couple years ago. I used to lose them on the roof as a child.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah, they're cheap, easily broken pieces of shit now. I can still use my original sky dancer.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had one that was like a cybernetic dude or something, dragonflyz or something like that. I dunno, but it was cooler than barbie.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Dragon Flyz. Also, who the hell spelled it like that?

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

We used to shoot these things at each other for the sole purpose of causing injury.... Then they get banned for that happening accidentally?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh I had one of those.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I could not remember that name for the life of me

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine came with a movie on VHS, I watched that shit so many times.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was the 90's bro, you're lucky they didn't toss an "X" in there.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I just had to shoot a friend with a sky dancer while setting up a rummage sale after he asked why they were recalled.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had these dragon men that had a similar deal

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too, but, if I remember correctly, those were much smaller and lighter. Less likely to injure children that way.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah and foam wings if i remember correctly

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dragon flyers!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I seriously just had a conversation about these with a friend two days ago.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i had those! and the clackers too! sometimes me and my sister got hit by those, but we had a lot of fun anyway.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally the reason why we cannot have nice things.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me and my sisters did the same. Hours of fun!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

my friend actually still has one

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got the dude versions, which were some kind of dragon fly rider guys!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But seriously, I had them too. What the hell do you need to do with them to cause BROKEN TEETH AND LACERATIONS?!

12 years ago | Likes 283 Dislikes 0

Probably some fucking retard kids put their mouths over them.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine took a good chunk of my hair out

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(1/2) If I had to guess, the recall likely had more to do with big brand Barbie' generosity towards the members of CPSC. That...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

(2/2) ...(agency bribing) happens more often than you'd like to believe.You only hear about it when someone calls them outon taking a bribe.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I took a sky dancer to the eye once, I nearly lost the eye and looked like a pirate for about a month!

12 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Have you ever seen Toy Story. Sometimes a toy has to smack a bitch.

12 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

Eat them.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my brother launched them at me all the time getting them tangled in my hair and/ or hitting me in the face.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weren't the wings made out of some type of foam? I seriously don't understand how you could break a tooth from that.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

no the wings were attached to the body as solid hard plastic

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The arm is plastic but the wing is foam, so basically a small plastic line going down one side of the foam to give it durability.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The wings on mine were sort of a hard foam, but the arm they're attached to is plastic like the rest of it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That being said, I got hit in the face with mine at full speed a few times and nothing ever happened to me.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/60ZdzPG

12 years ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 1

The focus of Dad's instincts kills me

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was looking for this

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly! I bought this for my daughter.. it hit so many things.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THIS IS WONDERFUL

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Suicide Dancer

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*sigh* Ok all. I'll modify this and post up results. I have a little time today to make OC shits and giggles.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was hoping I would find this in the comments.

12 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

At least of these toys are still available in NZ. It's hard to sue here. Come party, kids!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Target now has a Spiderman version and my husband won't let me buy it because he said there are cooler Spiderman toys out there...

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Lol so get it anyways and don't let him play with it once you get it

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:( I would buy you one, but I'm poor. Maybe Santa will get you one.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I hope so...times have changed from "Mooom it's only $12!" to "Damn! It's $12?!" But Santa will always be a viable option.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0