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Snacktime Cabbage Patch Kids
The Cabbage Patch Snacktime Kids featured battery-powered mechanical jaws. Armed with “real chewing action” this toy kept chewing, even when kids got their hair and fingers caught in the doll's mouth. Mattel recalled them in 1997.
Slap bracelets
Multiple schools across the country banned them after they reportedly caused injuries! Truly a crime of fashion!
Belt buckle gun
n 1959, Mattel introduced the
Belt Buckle Derringer Toy Gun.
To unsuspecting badguys, this unique belt buckle looked harmless. But when the user extended his stomach, the gun swung out, firing a toy bullet and a cap.
Unfortunately, the caps could be accidentally ignited by friction and cause serious burns.
Lawn darts
Heavily weighted and solid metal, Lawn Darts can pierce whatever they strike! Lawn darts have been responsible for over 7,000 injuries. On December 19, 1988, the Consumer Product Safety Commission banned lawn darts from sale in the United States.
Skydancers
Sky Dancers were a Barbie inspired helicopter-like flying toy. Placed on a mechanical base, once the cord was pulled, the Sky Dancer would twirl high into the sky.
The hard plastic Sky Dancer's propeller-like wings flew rapidly in unpredictable directions, hitting users and causing temporary blindness, broken teeth, face lacerations, and one mild concussion.
Galoob recalled almost 9 million Sky Dancers in 2000.
Clackers
Clackers, also known as Knockers and Click Clacks, consisted of two large acrylic balls, which hung on either end of a heavy string. The two balls would swing apart and together, making the loud clacking noise that gave the toy its name. If swung too hard, the acrylic balls would shatter, sending flying shrapnel everywhere.
Clackers were banned in 1985.
Yo-Yo Water Balls
Illinois, New Jersey and New York have all banned the Yo-Yo Water ball. The Yo-Yo Water ball is made of flammable diesel hydrocarbons.
The stretchy, sticky cord can wrap around a child's neck, causing strangulation.
Craft Playset
Spraying these tiny choking hazards with a toxic adhesive was one of the main reasons for this product to be banned
Atomic Energy Laboratory-Clearly a winner!!
In 1951, A.C. Gilbert, inventor of the ERECTOR set, released the U-238 Atomic Energy Lab. Using real radioactive materials, one could witness mist trails created by particles of ionizing radiation.
The set included four Uranium-bearing ore samples, and originally sold for $49.50.
Maethori
That slap bracelet is actually a current and non-banned product by Nite-ize -lights up and is super useful when walking at night near roads.
TJmuthafuckinDetweilers
THIS IS WHY WE CAN"T HAVE NICE THINGS!
2Ghoul4School
Stupid people were the reason I had less awesome toys when I was a kid than I potentially could've had. Them yo-yo water balls.
StyleSavvyCupcak3
Exactly.
Aniwaya
My sister had a snack time cabbage patch kid, and we both had skydancers, though I had the boy version that had a different name.
AWolfWithShades
That lab set made me think of Fallout. XD
MrMarston
Was gonna say the same but you beat me to it.
RonSwiggitySwanson
You get my +1 for the thought though!
zenobyte
my family played lawn darts all the time when I was a kid. It was oodles of fun and hardly anyone died.
Kaiyu
I think that anything can be dangerous if you're not careful-- *gets strangled by a yo-yo*
OwesomeOtter
My grandpa has some of those metal tipped lawn darts. Man they're a blast to play. I hope I inherit them someday.
sviennen
I want that atomic energy kit... for science...
WhitneyHoustonWeHaveAProblem
Oh man I remember the cabbage patch dolls that ate stuff. I remember I wanted one so bad but my mom already knew it was bad news bears.
kaliaia
my mom told me it was recalled and then just let me keep it...."keep your hair out of it!" hahaha
IwishIwasamermaid
+1 for bad news bears!! I love that saying!
ZayCastellanos
Lesson of the day: It takes one idiot to get themselves killed to ruin the childhood of everyone else
TheRicM
ERECTOR
sheshazelnuts
Hey - I loved my erector set!
TheRicM
Same! I didn't know what was up until later in life, then I got the chuckles and was like, "yeah, they knew what they were doing".
TheRicM
I used to make some bitchin' swords with those sets. Reinforced front and back, handles, everything. Sweet. Good times :)
jarable
After burning my fingers on a toy steam engine, my dad's only comment was "I told you it was hot..."
pinballwizard89
I can't get past the lawn darts. Someone really hated their kids.
WilsonFisk
https://vampyrefangs.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/lawn-darts.jpg what could go wrong?
gondring
Yeah, to ban those things was ridiculous. They were great.
buttscommasteve
Bring back lawn darts, the population needs more Darwinism!
bentwrenches
We had them as kids. Just pay attention and stay the fuck out the way!
pinballwizard89
Did it say on the box "Not for blind kids"?
bentwrenches
No, it said "Fun for the hole family!"
HiggsBosonorGSpot
Plastic Rockets..just add water..and pump as much air as you could into the bugger...launch...sometimes they even went vertical...sometimes
blitherypoop
I had Click Clacks and slap bracelets. My sister had the chewing doll and a Sky Dancer. We're not exactly OK now, but that's not why.
TheuserformerlyknownasDan
i got clackers from a book fair in like 2005 they were def. not banned in 85
blitherypoop
I think they changed the material. The originals weren't plastic.
LordOfTheIdiots
This is why kids today are pussies
GiftRap
The "Craft Playset" or "Aqua Dots " had a similar effects as GHB when swalloed.
abirdcalledconnie
Also Beados
CutChemist
GHB is literally the vitamin of drugs. Think non-hangover happier alcohol with muscle building and memory enhancement properties.
daletvak
Except it is extremely physically addictive...
Narushima
How the Hell did you find out?
SassyBaconStrip
That's what I want to know o. o
nzey
It was all over the news at the time. I remember this fact from that as well.
ZebraCockSandwich
I remember this being on the news when it came out- my sister had bought one for her kids and promptly thrown it away
23Freakk
holy shit, i nibbled on some once because they reminded me of the ones you ironed, they were nasty....
ZebraCockSandwich
Everyone I know who had those plastic iron ones chewed on them at some point lol
nzey
I was always disappointed that "Aqua dots" didn't ever catch on as slang for date rape pills
meiadox
srsly?
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
For those who don't know, basically the glue was the date rape drug
RedStarBeograd
Damn.
wheelzy
It was 1.4 b (similar to GHB). A common recreational drug that is 'sometimes' used for the purposes of date rape.
Romanticist
I thought you only had to use water?
illogicalphallusies
I thought you sprayed them with water....not a 'toxic adhesive'
Berekhalf
That's the new version. I'm slightly sad I didn't get the old version in my 'druggie' phase.
kungfuman
That was not expected.
DEADPOOLDEADPOOLDEADPOOLDEADPOOL
Wasn't that only the glow in the dark ones or something?
Reallygettingtiredofthis
Interestingly enough, a similar product is on shelves these days... http://www.amazon.com/Aquabeads-59034-Aqua-Beads-Starter/dp/B00359P3GO
geeenuhh
The U.S. college-level mock trial case was inspired by these a few years ago. Interesting and completely absurd.
IAmHarrisonFord
But could you digest them?
infernopg
Didn't know that, my little stepsister had that shit when she was around 6 >.< so they ain't banned in Hungary
purplebex
They re-released them without the adhesive
Slotherin
they have since re released them. this time you just use plain water haha
Higeki
I had one of the cabbage patch dolls. My hair got caught in it and my mom had to cut it.
DerpyHerpies
where does the "food" go?
Higeki
Into a back pack that was attached to it.
Higeki
Into a little backpack that was attached to it
LisaMegatron
I remember seeing this on the news! The food (and hair) would go into the doll's backpack!
apparentlyapparently
I still have mine and she still works!
Higeki
I still have mine but it doesn't work anymore. I think my hair is still lodged in its throat.
beckadoomsday
Me too, she lives in my closet to prepare for the impending robot wars.
Alphax45
Put your dick in it :D ;)
tyrannoSARAusrex
My hair got caught in it too. My baby cousin got his finger stuck...
Dline95
Did it bleed? I was really wondering what those things did to fingers...ouch
tyrannoSARAusrex
I don't remember if it bled, I do remember it was stuck though. They were afraid to pull his finger out. They had a nurse get it off.
Dline95
Ok thanks, when it said fingers got stuck in them it really made me thing just how hard it could "chew"
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
What happened to your cousin?!
tyrannoSARAusrex
He's fine. His finger was stuck for a bit, they had a nurse get it off.
Winterous
His mom had to cut it.
coffekid
Beat me to it.
JORULZ92
This sounds like an infomercial waiting to happen.
hello91
the nightmare i had of these dolls D:
Mannythebearpig
Remember the small swing sets that would raise off the ground if you swung too hard? A crash and burn accident waiting to happen.
sheezyOG
Good god, the haunting memories of pushing my nieces and nephews on those.. every time it'd lift, I'd have a mini heart attack.
CHUBMARINES
Dad ended up securing it to a cement block because we ripped it out of the original cement holds.
MagentaHawk
Remember? I have one in the backyard I push the niece and nephew on. I just make sure to time it so they balance each other out.
megatronn
My dad cemented mine into the ground. He had a lot of fun redigging it up a few years ago when no one had used it for years.
bentwrenches
My brother and I crashed our swingset so many times.
SaintMaceToTheFace
Well that was simply because everyone was too lazy to pour the concrete anchor.
PrahaPrincess
I still remember my Mam going ballastic with two giant concrete blocks in her garden....
cleverplaydoh
Yep. My dad even lost some screws when putting it together. The 90's were a golden time.
AngryHumanoid
Yeah that is NOT the reason I thought the pelvic thrust gun would be banned....
Feralkyn
The pelvic thrust gun's from a joke (dream) sequence in some show I think, not the actual "belt buckle" gun toy xD
bentwrenches
There was also one in Tarantino's From dusk till dawn.
TheLivinLegend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jts0xxg7P8I
Simonc0pt3r
It's from the swedish film "Kopps" and this particular clip is from a police officers daydream.
GabbyCat
Roxz80
...AND THEN IT CAME BACK OUT, ON FIRE, AND LIT EVERYTHING ABLAZE!!!
BuiltToSpill535
I expect to see irrelevantgif use this at some point.
HungryPumpkn
YES! GO BACK FROM WHERE YOU CAME FROM DEMON SPAWN!!
havz
BURN!
luminousbeing
"Made of flammable hydrocarbons." I think I know where this is going. "Causes strangulation." Oh. Didn't see that coming.
TehClicky
Not surprising.. I was burned by one of those things when it leaked & to this day I cant write well.
Maniacbob
I feel like any child dumb enough to strangle themself kinda deserves it.
Jetz72
Natural selection!
ThisIsMyOtherAccountIHopeYouDontMind
Anything can cause strangulation if you're brave enough.
NeoHelios
Many of us SURVIVED this dark age of toys instead of today's dumbed down uber-safety crap. What's that make us? :) Is Santa Darwinist??
Bammit
Apparently some children didn't see it coming either
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ThankYouDonnie
Is it def the same product? There's a $10,000 penalty the first time, y fuck wit it? ftp://www.njleg.state.nj.us/20062007/PL07/224_.PDF
dontforgetyourtowel42
Same with the Clackers, just let my daughter buy them at a store on the Ocean City Boardwalk.
Gfreak
Right? I used to love those things. Had no idea I was almost strangling myself the whole time!
Luvvie
Man, smacking each other at recess with them was awesome.
kamisan
A school near us had a kid nearly die. being elastic, once it was tangled it was incredibly hard to get scissors into play
Gfreak
Wow, that's crazy lol.
delaneige
Okay, but to be fair, kids can almost strangle themselves, choke, or otherwise endanger themselves with about anything.
FernMayoooo
You can still get these in some asian countries!
themissingventure
Keep talking dirty to me.....
mingotheflamingo
worst strangler weapon ever
TrijezniMujo
I still have one of those. Can I sell it on the black market?
SiIverSoul
How the fuck can you strangle yourself with one of those? It barely goes around your neck, perhaps if stretched like hell.
caralily
I was just like, no shit, it's a plastic/polymer toy. That stuff generally is flammable hydrocarbons.
Zaranthan
I think there's a difference between flammable like a plastic army man and flammable like aerosolised plastic.
caralily
That is true. Aerosolized anything flammable = bad news/hella fun. But it wasn't specific enough.
LicensedAdHominem
I'm trying to think of non-flammable hydrocarbons. No success so far. Any ideas?
wartoaster
I'm trying to think of anything that WON'T burn, given enough energy
ThatShiftyMonkey
a diamond
Maboroshi1994
actually with a diamonds can"burn"if you use the old magnifying glass in sunlight trick.an important property of diamond was found bc ofthis
LicensedAdHominem
That's not burning then. Burning is exothermic. You described endothermic oxidation or whatever. Anyway, oxozone?
iliketorunnoidontyesidomaybe
I can smeelllllllll the rubbery scent that thing gives off.
Jmeel14
"scent"... right.
FeralBiohazard
I now want to buy a bunch of them and a lighter. And some duct tape for handling purposes.
totallynotabandonedaccount
I remember an episode of Mythbusters where they poured diesel on burning gasoline and put the fire out with it. It's difficult to light it.
CodependantHumpDeBumps
I had one that I accidentally popped with centrifugal force, but I can't remember how exactly I did it.
Tylendal
I still have the one I bought back in 2003, somewhere.
NotoriousDuchess
Yea that one was a disaster from start to finish.
StarkRG
Except that diesel isn't flammable.
LicensedToChill
I had 3 of these- I don't know how I'm alive today, a game of lawn darts with a bunch of 12 year-olds is terrifying in hindsight
Winterous
Only if the 12-year-olds are as stupid as children.
rtotheizzo
I definitely got hit in the head with a lawn dart when I was 8. It was thrown by my 11 year old sister...
smgth
I remember when EVERYONE in elementary school was wearing slap bracelets....
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smgth
Was it metal inside, or plastic?
vibrantlightsaber
The old ones were sharp and best worn with a hypercolor shirt and zubaz
Misora
Ahhh hypercolor shirts! Loved them until puberty hit and the armpits permanently changed color. :P
melveys
I just got 4 for free yesterday for buying Halloween candy. They are reflectors for trick or treating.
BouchTickiTicki
In Canada they now have snap bracelet rulers in the school supplies... We like our children to live dangerously
melveys
I was going to say that! One of my kids got one from Staples for back to school. It's rubbery though.
dannythemad
Same here! And Swatches.
sh33pgyrl
I do too! and those clacker ball things
nakedladybugsdidthis
They still sell them. In fact the one pictured is sold at Home Depot.
gekkepoes
They were made to sharp, if the cover was removed it could cause cuts.
HungryPumpkn
I still have one that I got from Chili's one time when they did a promotional thing for a children's hospital.
P4TIENTZ3R0
They are still sold here in California, I saw some at a store on City Walk.
smgth
The classics never die.
girlonimgur
I work at a dentist office and we give them away in our toy chest. :/
noodleshoe
I think only the metal ones are banned. They made new ones from plastic
RoundThreeFIGHT
Didn't someone post a picture that they're actually made of cut up measuring tapes?
ZacMuerte
it depends on where you got them, but yes, someone did post a picture like that. mine weren't.
smgth
They kinda are. But after a bunch of lacerations, they figured out how to make them of plastic.
EspionageBear
http://imgur.com/Thy2f
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
Seems like a very cheap one, tbh.
blitherypoop
1992
FunnyItWorkedLastTime
Closer to '88 I reckon.
genengineer
huh. interesting to see different trends. I also remember 92-93 as a big year for slap bracelets at school
smgth
No, I was in high school in 1992.
blitherypoop
Odd. They were -everywhere- in 1992. I guess they made a comeback?
smgth
I'm sure they had a different distribution by time period and place. Did you go to school on the West Coast?
blitherypoop
Nope. PA.
the9man
Pussies! I had a Vac-U-Form. Molten lava in a heated metal tray. And incredible edibles. Make spiders and eat them.
RafaRiot88
OMG! I remember those! The edible spiders n shit! From the makers of Creepy Crawlers!
WildBillsUsedCoffinEmporium
I loved the Molten lava! I made a checkers set.
the9man
http://www.spookshows.com/toys/vacuform/vacuform-front-of-box.jpg
twostepsfromlost
I had creepy crawlers. Burnt the fuck out of myself regularly but I had the coolest plastic scorpions on the block
NiteFury
Me too! i still have a scar on my leg from when i dropped the metal tray on myself!
dannythemad
Fuckin'-A! I hated ToyMax for slowing down, then stopping, production of the plastigoop.
the9man
http://www.spookshows.com/toys/vacuform/vacuform-front-of-box.jpg
ZebraCockSandwich
same. other girls wanted easy bake ovens. I wanted creepy crawlers. I had so much fun with that thing
NiteFury
I had both. yeah i was "that" kid
ZebraCockSandwich
lol well its not like i didnt WANT an easy bake oven... its just i was only allowed to pick *one* LOL
eromitlab
I took a lawn dart to the leg once. The struggle was real out in suburbia, yo.
chukichi
Sorry you had to give up adventuring :(
TokenAtheist
There were a lot of deaths,too.Some ㏌volⅵng kids.If they were thrown up ㏌to the air,they come down with enough force to penetrate the skull.
TokenAtheist
that is, throwing the lawn darts up into the air. not the kids.
Sundrop
I took one to the head, right above my left eye, when I was almost three. It stuck too lol no idea how I didn't die from that.
eromitlab
I didn't even think it was a big deal when I got mine. Don't even remember it bleeding. Lawn darts were banned not too long after.
Sundrop
I don't remember mine at all cause I was too young. I only got three stitches from it though.
aeomis09
we were about 3 inches from taking out my little cousin. he said he'd move if it came too close. dipstick got distracted by a butterfly.
esgelrothion
Not to the knee?
eromitlab
Nope. Though I did inadvertently stab myself just above my right knee with a really sharp pencil. Still have the mark after all these years.
FineMasonry
What is the purpose of a lawn dart?
jhny
To cause bodily harm, duh (used for a game)
FineMasonry
They don't have them in the UK, sorry >.<
Stina530
I had clackers in the 90's
otakudan
I had metal clackers when I was kid. It was fun to see other kids hit themselves because they didn't know how to use them.
Klingon00
I broke my first semi-nice watch with one once.
Efreeti
In Norway we had a clackers popularity surge around 99-2002. Can't remember hearing about anyone's clackers shattering though.
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
Where I live, you can still buy them, just as slap bracelets
heterocera
Must have been old. I haven't seen them since the late 70s.
sesamharold
As a German: I had clackers (Klick-Klack-Kugeln) in the late 70s. Though I am a boy (only girls used to have them).
AuntieMeat
I saw them for sale at a toy store just the other day. So much for "banned since 1985".
heterocera
Where? I want them!
AuntieMeat
Toy Joy in downtown Austin.
MongoloidFARTexplosion
I hope you saw a doctor about that. :-)
blackletum
I was born in 86 and had them when I was like 10. My mom must've bought it at a yard sale or something. I loved that thing.
TomVeilTomVeil
The metal and string ones are banned, but OP should have clarified that the all-plastic ones are still sold.
Stina530
they used to be metal? \m/ damn.
dannythemad
Wasn't there a set that had some sort of mild explosive in them, like cap guns?
ivegottwolegs
I don't remember a set with the string but I had a pair of balls (heh) that snapped like caps when they hit each other. They were coated 1/2
ivegottwolegs
in a hard black powder sort of material. The site where they hit each other would have a little black scorch mark.
dannythemad
I remember them being on this cheap plastic thing, so that they swung back and forth on it rather than strings.
DiscomfortZone
I have clackers NOW. My brother won them in a carnival game or something last year.
Arcfade
Brb going to 1951
malbec
Praise be Allahramadingdong
themissingventure
At least you'll get the plutonium to get back
LatrellFg10
1 more point to 88 upvotes. You win.
MasterOfEntropy
I seriously want that set!
codenamenothing
Great scott!
MidnyteStar
I want that. For...science. No really.
shirtlessteo
Don't need no Libyans
MrFlamacue
You can make your own cloud chamber quite easily: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=400xfGmSlqQ
daxx0r
I wish it was legal to build my own nuclear plant. Would be so awesome.
millenniumf
It's perfectly legal, actually. You just have to make sure to go through all the proper paperwork. Universities do it all the time.
SioulSeRef
Doc Brown! You can't get plutonium in Grocery stores!
GoBlue
No need, just buy uranium on Amazon http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000796XXM?psc=1
Diax1324
I have a feeling that is something the NSA uses to put trackers on people...
LordZant
I'm actually tempted to order some just to see if my House gets raided.
notapreppie
I'd bet a banana or granite counter top gives more CPM than that.
PhilFrox
OH GOD THE Q&A
CharlesFinley
[Deleted by the CIA on October 27, 2014 11:02 PM PST]
YouWannaGoToWarBuhlakay
[Deleted by MI6 on October 28, 2014 12:38 AM UDT]
DannyTheSloth
[Deleted by the CIA on Jan 14, 2018 2:48 AM EST]
CharlesFinley
Glad to see the CIA ... [Redacted on Jan 27, 2018 1:47 PM PST]
CitizenCrane
Those reviews are fucking hysterical, but maybe I'm just easily amused. I wonder if it's a real product though, or just another "air guitar"
GoBlue
Yep, it's real.
Link007
OMG THE Q&A'S!!!
DisguisedAsAnAdult
Aaaand now we are all on the CIA watchlist. Thanks a lot @GoBlue , you are an absolute pancake
DoctorWatchamacallit
fyi, CIA doesn't do watchlists unless you are a foreigner. domestic is FBI
DisguisedAsAnAdult
Yeah, Norwegian terrorgurites go on the CIA I guess. Why did I have to go watch for radioactive uranium?
LKduck
Sky dancers were the shit! My brother and I waged war against each other with them all the time
SmashleyReznor
They still make them, just under a different name. Flutterbye Flying Fairy.
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
FUCKING LOVED SKY DANCERS!!!!!!! GAHHHHHH!!!!!!
ohdeepthought
I had them too! As child who got their haur stuck in manny fans and stuff I never hurt myself with these...
lunaisbestprincess
I had a fairy and my brother had spiderman. They were awesome
OtherBarryDylan
One idiot hitting themselves in the face can cause thousands to be deprived of an awesome thing.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
I had a version of sky dancers called DRAGONFLIES. MAXIMIZE. (I'ma shit if anyone actually watched that cartoon/gets my reference.)
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
There can only be one sky dancer
maybeacupcakewouldhelp
My skydancers are still hanging out at my parents. My nieces play with them! Mine had foam wings though so maybe they're knockoffs?
PamelaSplooshPoovey
I didn't return mine. #ballin
XanDunn
They were aaaaawesome.
fluffleupagus
I got a Sky Dancer for Christmas one year. Very first thing that happened? My sister launched it and hit me in the eye.
sangue
These were recalled? My sister just bought me one a couple years ago. I used to lose them on the roof as a child.
beckadoomsday
Yeah, they're cheap, easily broken pieces of shit now. I can still use my original sky dancer.
Winterous
I had one that was like a cybernetic dude or something, dragonflyz or something like that. I dunno, but it was cooler than barbie.
Cobaltios
*Dragon Flyz. Also, who the hell spelled it like that?
ohidksomethingfunny
We used to shoot these things at each other for the sole purpose of causing injury.... Then they get banned for that happening accidentally?
umbrellamaker
oh I had one of those.
EchosFromTheStaticVoid
Thank you, I could not remember that name for the life of me
brosagi
Mine came with a movie on VHS, I watched that shit so many times.
JackofallJacks
It was the 90's bro, you're lucky they didn't toss an "X" in there.
umbrellamaker
I just had to shoot a friend with a sky dancer while setting up a rummage sale after he asked why they were recalled.
ALLOFTHEBACON
I had these dragon men that had a similar deal
NerdN1
Me too, but, if I remember correctly, those were much smaller and lighter. Less likely to injure children that way.
ALLOFTHEBACON
yeah and foam wings if i remember correctly
kittengnomies
Dragon flyers!
Nota20yearoldgirl
I seriously just had a conversation about these with a friend two days ago.
donnalama
i had those! and the clackers too! sometimes me and my sister got hit by those, but we had a lot of fun anyway.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Literally the reason why we cannot have nice things.
FudgingHell
Me and my sisters did the same. Hours of fun!
kawiisugoi
my friend actually still has one
SCOTTSTERLINGthemanthemythandthelegend
I got the dude versions, which were some kind of dragon fly rider guys!
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
But seriously, I had them too. What the hell do you need to do with them to cause BROKEN TEETH AND LACERATIONS?!
Carnist
Probably some fucking retard kids put their mouths over them.
tooshbaboosh
Mine took a good chunk of my hair out
ReccaDark
(1/2) If I had to guess, the recall likely had more to do with big brand Barbie' generosity towards the members of CPSC. That...
ReccaDark
(2/2) ...(agency bribing) happens more often than you'd like to believe.You only hear about it when someone calls them outon taking a bribe.
altimatum
I took a sky dancer to the eye once, I nearly lost the eye and looked like a pirate for about a month!
pancreas
Have you ever seen Toy Story. Sometimes a toy has to smack a bitch.
Delphineee
Eat them.
bringusashrubbery
my brother launched them at me all the time getting them tangled in my hair and/ or hitting me in the face.
InsomniaKitten
Weren't the wings made out of some type of foam? I seriously don't understand how you could break a tooth from that.
Imghurrr
no the wings were attached to the body as solid hard plastic
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
The arm is plastic but the wing is foam, so basically a small plastic line going down one side of the foam to give it durability.
moldymaude
The wings on mine were sort of a hard foam, but the arm they're attached to is plastic like the rest of it.
moldymaude
That being said, I got hit in the face with mine at full speed a few times and nothing ever happened to me.
bigbadchris
http://imgur.com/60ZdzPG
Marolite
The focus of Dad's instincts kills me
limabeans
Was looking for this
Noahryan50
Exactly! I bought this for my daughter.. it hit so many things.
bluewaterbridgetroll
THIS IS WONDERFUL
limabeans
Suicide Dancer
MrPredator
*sigh* Ok all. I'll modify this and post up results. I have a little time today to make OC shits and giggles.
bullym0ng
I was hoping I would find this in the comments.
gourdshavemorefun
At least of these toys are still available in NZ. It's hard to sue here. Come party, kids!
aquatanica
Target now has a Spiderman version and my husband won't let me buy it because he said there are cooler Spiderman toys out there...
UserSubrero
Lol so get it anyways and don't let him play with it once you get it
ermahgerdawoman
:( I would buy you one, but I'm poor. Maybe Santa will get you one.
aquatanica
I hope so...times have changed from "Mooom it's only $12!" to "Damn! It's $12?!" But Santa will always be a viable option.