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Apr 18, 2015 4:12 PM
RepostKing420
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rikisrad
I SAID bird leaf the other day! First thing that came out of my mouth, before "feather" even crossed my mind
Repsar
In German, gloves are literally called "Hand-shoes"
howtoname
am i relevant?
hayddawg
Jetski=Boatercycle
thran87
i am completely behind t-rex deer. I have been trying to taeach it to the first year students at my university
thran87
in fairness, I have been trying to teach them a lot of weird stuff...
ThickCutPremiumBacon
I feel like someone got, how the kids call "high" and started relabeling everything
quackisalive
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-3447-Aziz-Ansari-smile-gif-Imgur-Tu-kcy1.gif
DocSki
Teeth= Smile Bones. As seen on Teen Titans Go!
decorativemooseknuckle
Tortillas = Bean Blankies, Eggs = Future Birds, Noodles = Long Ass Rice, Cakes = Big ol Cookies, Forks = Food Rakes - Tom Haverford
ThenWhereDidIGetThisMuffin
Lol @ Long Ass Rice
neilluminate
marijuana is devil lettuce
LetsPlay2D
Had to come back to upvote this
thatswhatshesaidtwice
420 is right around the corner
tehboush
A fork's a food rake!
bubbity
A dinglehopper, perhaps?
ecclesiast
chicky chicky parm parm
MrMcCrunch
Read cockless watches
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
selfsucker
pedal motorbike? Even better: pedal motorcycle. or double unicycle... sideways wheelchair? wingless air-skimmer? useful exercise bike?
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
Silent motorbike?
IamTheTeapot
Fucking land clouds. Oh gosh. That's... something. xD .... Be careful of rain.
aslightlylowerleftboob
Wyoming found a new use for Sheep - it's called wool!
IamTheTeapot
Montana could learn a thing or two.
mellowdrama
Keep going!
jpdd
horseless carriage = car. ... . oh, wait.
caffeineandentropy
Never forget: Merry-go-round = horse tornado.
batmansunderpants
Acoustic motorbike? Are you retarded?
WhySewSirius
Look at all that wool.
lookatthepicnothere
Raw Sweater
Whetu
That's shrek, he's a New Zealand hero. True story.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
More like a New Zealand whore amirite?
myexpectationsaresuperlow
I love land clouds.
GeraltazRivii
That makes peta happy
nation543
that sheep actually ran away and survived by itself for five years. when it finally wandered back, it had something like 50 lbs
LumberjackCommando
It was named shrek iirc.
nation543
haha, was it?
shoopdawoop2000
Shrek is love
HeidiandFrankforlife
Yes. Yes it was.
ghostofryuchan
yes
WiseLittleTurtle
no
thatswhatshesaidtwice
Am I the only one that read it cockless watches?
Watchoutitsaflyingcatcactus
I prefer wall watches.
drewcy
Well that's not exactly wrong either
MrPredator
With how small I am, I should be called a cockless man.
jalapenochip
never read clock until this comment. they weren't wrong so just went to the next image.
brandnew94
Butttttt since the bracelets had no clocks they were not watches, and therefore were not cockless watches, either.
IWasInsufferableIn2017
inb4 someone posts a picture of a watch with 'special' hands.
Blaised
http://g04.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1ZD2SGVXXXXa0XXXXq6xXFXXXp/221710879/HTB1ZD2SGVXXXXa0XXXXq6xXFXXXp.jpg
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
I can't. I wanted to google it, but then I started thinking about the horrors that I might encounter. I'm sorry I failed you!
IWasInsufferableIn2017
At an unspecified time in the future I will demand another service from you. Do not fail me again.
Blaised
http://g04.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1ZD2SGVXXXXa0XXXXq6xXFXXXp/221710879/HTB1ZD2SGVXXXXa0XXXXq6xXFXXXp.jpg
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
That's.... exactly right!
thegreaterdane
took me a couple seconds too
Luvvie
Yeah, but what would be the point of those?
labrat
I read it cockles watches. Then cockless. THEN clockless.
lapus
I was reading it to my 10 year old son as I caught myself before I said "cock" out loud.
TheyCallMeTheHiphopopotamusIgotFlowsThatGlowLikePhosphorous
Can you read my watch?
Proxy404
Nope.
SivadYar
Literally just had a mini-giggle over this!
KMQuinl2019flute
I read it as cockless watches but read yours as clockless.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
I actually read it as read and not read.
thatswhatshesaidtwice
Weirdly enough I understood that
Proxy404
But read is read, even when read is read and read is read. Unless read is read in which case read isn't read.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
For every read you typed in this comment, I read them all as read. Except for the last read which I read as read.
IAintSaiyanShit
I real yours "clock less watches"
ceelo131
I HAVE BEEN CALLING BREAD "RAW TOAST" FOR LITERALLY YEARS! This is a great day
GaryFreakinOak
Foot... bag...
pretendimgoodatthis
This sounds like descriptions a really stoned person might use when they forget words. I'm just saying.
illovellamas
Reindeer = Christmas llama
trophygeek
Recycled post
guitarguy0223
WORLDSTARRR!!!
chefryank
Better swing on the next person you see if you hear that. You don't want to be that guy that got knocked the fuck out
elgordo889
Tom Haverford's repost
Danielmakesmusicitsgreat
Long ass rice
Dreamare
Now featuring H2Flow.
Brokenwings21
Rekt
ReptilianOverlord
http://www.instantrapairhorn.com/
ReptilianOverlord
http://www.instantrapairhorn.com/
Stuntajai
Acoustic motorbike makes no sense. Acoustic relates to audio....Manual motorbike makes more sense just saying..
TheBiggestDinosaurYouHaveEverSeen
I know, right?? It's a motorless motorbike. Better known as a bike. Nothing acoustic about it.
nicolas17
https://xkcd.com/1322/
PhysicsAndRomance
Hey hey I referenced that with another post like 4 days ago and was going to do it again, good job.
HanktheHeliotropeShank
This is one of my favorite xkcd comics.
2717101295
There's an xkcd strip for every damn post.. Good job finding the right one for this post, good being.
sloshy3
Again-picture
graehall
Hah. I like it.
Amajor
You won the internet 2 days ago.
snackmanistan
If i could favorite this I would. +1
muchomacho
Well, that's what the favorite button is for...
zaffrecrb
Doublethink
HanktheHeliotropeShank
OP is a British cigarette.
Killerby
Hello my favorite comment today.
sloshy3
hahahaha thank you!
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Revolving door = doornado
muppetfingers
You win at everything.
Zanhan
Serious reply.
Quest4Life
Quick, someone call syfy.
SomeRandomKat
I would watch the shit out of that
JAVR02
How long did you wait for this opportunity? Haha
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
About 9 months to be honest
TheGameSofter
Doornado 2: Doornado strikes again
PlutoForPresident2016
Doornado 3: Return of the Hinge
IsDisassembled
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11/111114/2094378-watchmendollarlarge.jpg
Node1112
Don't tell the discovery channel. They might make another movie
AvatarofPi
The font there made that look like doomado, which honestly sounds like most tornadoes.
DragonOnSteroids
Reverse Fireman = Arsonist
finallyinfinite
Can't upvote this ebough
Vulspyr
Doornado: The doom from within.
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
Carousel = horse cyclone
GeneHunt
Horse tornado
TheVampireDante
Right, that's the syfy channel stocked up on movie and sequel ideas for the next 5 years...
Domehammer
Doornado 2: Horse Cyclone vs Sharknado the movie.
Kerns
Horsicane!
IMadeThisForAddy
Horsnado
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Sharknado 3?
TheRagingTypist
Equine cyclone, perhaps?
DragonBrigade
Foot... Bag. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4KyA0ddKuo
wwwwwwhatcuwant
JENTREN! *falls off of chair on to harsh unforgiving floor out of pure excitement*
oaque
ECH
IllogicalPine
"What are you, some kinda Street Hech?" -JahnTrahn 2015
ISOMETIMESWRITEINCAPS
"What are you, some kinda Street Hock?" -JahnTrahn 2015
FredTwo
ECH, you dee-ent geeeeeht ehhhht
ISOMETIMESWRITEINCAPS
Clearly