Re-imagined Names For Everyday Objects

Apr 18, 2015 4:12 PM

RepostKing420

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I SAID bird leaf the other day! First thing that came out of my mouth, before "feather" even crossed my mind

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In German, gloves are literally called "Hand-shoes"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

am i relevant?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jetski=Boatercycle

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i am completely behind t-rex deer. I have been trying to taeach it to the first year students at my university

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

in fairness, I have been trying to teach them a lot of weird stuff...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like someone got, how the kids call "high" and started relabeling everything

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Teeth= Smile Bones. As seen on Teen Titans Go!

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Tortillas = Bean Blankies, Eggs = Future Birds, Noodles = Long Ass Rice, Cakes = Big ol Cookies, Forks = Food Rakes - Tom Haverford

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lol @ Long Ass Rice

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

marijuana is devil lettuce

11 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

Had to come back to upvote this

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

420 is right around the corner

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A fork's a food rake!

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

A dinglehopper, perhaps?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

chicky chicky parm parm

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Read cockless watches

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If anything, a motorbike is more acoustic than a regular bike. Manual motorbike, maybe?

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pedal motorbike? Even better: pedal motorcycle. or double unicycle... sideways wheelchair? wingless air-skimmer? useful exercise bike?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Silent motorbike?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fucking land clouds. Oh gosh. That's... something. xD .... Be careful of rain.

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

Wyoming found a new use for Sheep - it's called wool!

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Montana could learn a thing or two.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keep going!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

horseless carriage = car. ... . oh, wait.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never forget: Merry-go-round = horse tornado.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Acoustic motorbike? Are you retarded?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at all that wool.

11 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 1

Raw Sweater

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's shrek, he's a New Zealand hero. True story.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

More like a New Zealand whore amirite?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I love land clouds.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That makes peta happy

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that sheep actually ran away and survived by itself for five years. when it finally wandered back, it had something like 50 lbs

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

It was named shrek iirc.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

haha, was it?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Shrek is love

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Yes it was.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yes

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no

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Am I the only one that read it cockless watches?

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I prefer wall watches.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that's not exactly wrong either

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With how small I am, I should be called a cockless man.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

never read clock until this comment. they weren't wrong so just went to the next image.

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Butttttt since the bracelets had no clocks they were not watches, and therefore were not cockless watches, either.

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inb4 someone posts a picture of a watch with 'special' hands.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I can't. I wanted to google it, but then I started thinking about the horrors that I might encounter. I'm sorry I failed you!

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At an unspecified time in the future I will demand another service from you. Do not fail me again.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

took me a couple seconds too

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Yeah, but what would be the point of those?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read it cockles watches. Then cockless. THEN clockless.

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I was reading it to my 10 year old son as I caught myself before I said "cock" out loud.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you read my watch?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally just had a mini-giggle over this!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read it as cockless watches but read yours as clockless.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually read it as read and not read.

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Weirdly enough I understood that

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But read is read, even when read is read and read is read. Unless read is read in which case read isn't read.

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For every read you typed in this comment, I read them all as read. Except for the last read which I read as read.

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I real yours "clock less watches"

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I HAVE BEEN CALLING BREAD "RAW TOAST" FOR LITERALLY YEARS! This is a great day

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Foot... bag...

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This sounds like descriptions a really stoned person might use when they forget words. I'm just saying.

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Reindeer = Christmas llama

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Recycled post

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WORLDSTARRR!!!

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Better swing on the next person you see if you hear that. You don't want to be that guy that got knocked the fuck out

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tom Haverford's repost

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Long ass rice

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Now featuring H2Flow.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Acoustic motorbike makes no sense. Acoustic relates to audio....Manual motorbike makes more sense just saying..

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I know, right?? It's a motorless motorbike. Better known as a bike. Nothing acoustic about it.

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https://xkcd.com/1322/

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Hey hey I referenced that with another post like 4 days ago and was going to do it again, good job.

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This is one of my favorite xkcd comics.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's an xkcd strip for every damn post.. Good job finding the right one for this post, good being.

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Again-picture

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Hah. I like it.

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You won the internet 2 days ago.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If i could favorite this I would. +1

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Well, that's what the favorite button is for...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Doublethink

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OP is a British cigarette.

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Hello my favorite comment today.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

hahahaha thank you!

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Revolving door = doornado

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You win at everything.

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Serious reply.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quick, someone call syfy.

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I would watch the shit out of that

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How long did you wait for this opportunity? Haha

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About 9 months to be honest

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Doornado 2: Doornado strikes again

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Don't tell the discovery channel. They might make another movie

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The font there made that look like doomado, which honestly sounds like most tornadoes.

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Reverse Fireman = Arsonist

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Can't upvote this ebough

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Doornado: The doom from within.

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Carousel = horse cyclone

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Horse tornado

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Right, that's the syfy channel stocked up on movie and sequel ideas for the next 5 years...

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Doornado 2: Horse Cyclone vs Sharknado the movie.

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Horsicane!

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Horsnado

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Sharknado 3?

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Equine cyclone, perhaps?

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Foot... Bag. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4KyA0ddKuo

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JENTREN! *falls off of chair on to harsh unforgiving floor out of pure excitement*

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ECH

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"What are you, some kinda Street Hech?" -JahnTrahn 2015

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"What are you, some kinda Street Hock?" -JahnTrahn 2015

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ECH, you dee-ent geeeeeht ehhhht

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Clearly

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