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CaptainJackSbarro
Whoever is trying to build that imgur dating site.... please, dude. please get on that. I'm getting fairly lonely here.
InsertSomethingFunny
I'm in an LDR and she is over 5,000 miles away. I think you just broke my heart OP. +1 and Favorited
PlayMeOffClassyPianoGuy
Here I am single, getting ready to go out and get drunk. But now for the wrong reasons
violentbunny
Here I am single, wanting to go out and get drunk, but I can't afford it....So I sit on Imgur
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Found out we had both gone to the same Weird Al concert about 6 years before we even met. We went to another one together recently <3
shadowlev
The farting while crying one is my facorite
DangerFluff
Absolutely. It made me laugh, believe in hope and feel miserable that i dont even have a farter.
Snooj
Our first Christmas together, my GF (now wife!) and I bought each other Silence of the Lambs. Our second Christmas, we each got wool socks.
Nobodyn0se
I broke my arm drunkenly one night, and she stayed up all night (on her birthday) putting ice 15 minutes on, 15 minutes off.
norsedork67
Were just friends & I got a debilitating auto immune disorder. He helped me toilet, bathe, & held my hair when I puked. Now married 1 year.
lynnefhyn
yeahh she feels the same we were in love i messed everything up then she moved away but im trying my best to fix it. ill never give up
jrunk
When we finalized the rules to our Boy Meets World drinking game
TopangaLawrence
Still waiting to meet my Cory Matthews.
sleete
Well..my nickname in highschool was Minkus, for reasons.
GuillotineGiraffe
I was in a game store reciting obscure spells from 2nd Edition AD&D, we got inot a "I know more than you contest"... I lost. <3
veganrunner
However, hitting a person with your car, because you are an impatient piece of crap, is illegal, and prison worthy.
danielsdesk
When we both realized we mutually hated onions; we'd pick them off of our supreme pizzas. I have a recent example: http://imgur.com/Jj7PWdd
LaDuzi
GOD I'M SO ALONE.
JellyBeansAreAwesome44
I'll be with you. *hugs*
evols
the olive theory
jospen
that is one of many we had...
eliianiitah
please explain
evols
http://how-i-met-your-mother.wikia.com/wiki/Olive_Theory
BigF0ig
Haha exactly what I was thinking when I read the brownie one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO8l_iCQfjI
Vicwood
I love lamp
bkconn
Still a better love story than Twilight.
BoromirDies
Do you really love the lamp?
Vicwood
I love desk now
yourhandinmine
It's weird and wonderful how one Imgur post can get you out of a bad place.
missduckfarmer
or put you in one :/
AwwYissMothaFuckinBreadCrumbs
Well, my friend I don't know if you are down, but in case you are, I just upvoted everything you've done from a month ago. Cheers.
missduckfarmer
AwwYiss you sweetie :) you've made me a happy lady today xx
AwwYissMothaFuckinBreadCrumbs
Mission accomplished
Iusethisforlaughs
When she saw me at my worst and said nothing, walked over, stood there and held my head against her chest and kissed me, I knew I loved her.
nerdprincess91
This made me feel so alone... But I loved reading it :) I love other people's happiness!
TastyButts
:D <3
AlwaysUpvoteHappyChickens
your happiness is around every corner if you look :)
OdinParadoxBane
This was freaking beautiful. What? I'm not crying. It's just raining on my face...
classicalned
No joke. First date we were at my place, told her to pick a movie. She chose the Adam West Batman. It'll be 11 years in january
toffitoff
I wish the happiness displayed here could reach every motherfucker in the world.
glitzville
I wish more people talked like you
McSTANKLE
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
ritacorny
When he told me, "You don't have to shave your legs for me," I knew he was the one. Been together for almost three years.
hzac
And its the hairiest youve ever been
carolinaj
And the happiest, hopefully. :)
tiam1985
I told my guy I needed to shave cause I felt gross, and he was like "But you're beautiful."
keyqueen
Me too lol
shank
Aww, that's nice. My husband is like, "Babe, I can't tell if I'm touching my leg or yours, so...you wanna handle that?"
bottlenecked
Said the same to my wife when we started dating.... 10 years ago.
Sludgeycore
And I'm just sitting here masturbating.
46137
I cut off my hair to pay for a watch chain. He sold his watch to buy me a comb. Just celebrated 107 years in April.
ForeeElectric
I haven't laughed out loud at a comment in a while. Thank you.
norsedork67
Always upvote O. Henry.
JediEwok
Why is this not top comment?
Strongbird
hahahaha YES!
cptngarlock
Can someone tell me what this references? It sounds really familiar.
Taciturnity
The Gift of the Magi
isolemnlyswearthatiamuptonogoodandshallnevermanagemymischief
Sounds like the mickey and minnie christmas cartoon.
RonWeasleyFromGryffindor
Saddest Disney cartoon ever. When Mickey plays his sad tune after failing to get Minnie her gift ;_;
SirGentleman
Can't tell if sarcasm or not, but that's what the cartoon was based off of. :)
isolemnlyswearthatiamuptonogoodandshallnevermanagemymischief
No, I'm serious. XD And yeah, stuff like that is so sweet.
iwasonceonlyalurker
YES. im not the only one.
theianography
I get it this time!
GirlWithTheDragonairTattoo
THANK you.
jmeyers1983
Why is this not the top response? Maybe we need more people to read at a bar and instagram it...
46137
As I recall, I first read it in a illustrated book. Can you imagine taking a kids book into a bar, with ironic glasses, and a craft beer?
jmeyers1983
You would win Brooklyn.
Vickicool8
+1 o'henry
DjJeproks
I read this story and several versions of it many times during the past 20 years...
hartmonica
Hahaha nice.
tanadarko
I laughed. +1
truetenorone
This comment was epic on a level that I am struggling to comprehend
toby1naz
up-voted, even though sadly reminded me that my "one" divorced me after 16 years
socrateshaditallright
rights in any way, and requiring women to not breastfeed would. I'm sure I could've put that more eloquently.
FlyingButtPliers
Fuuuuuu - my "one" is just told me she has no feelings for me after 16 years. Did you find another?
toby1naz
it's been two years and I haven't even wanted to look. At 55, I've resigned myself to being alone.
SwoundOfMusic
Hugs to you. Millions and millions of hugs, m'lady.
slapmyassandcallmesusan
You are never alone on imgur.
FangsFirst
So... no one's going to mention the name fecalkinesis appearing up there, huh?
LOlMyNameIs
All the single ladies, All the single ladies. Put your hands up so it will be easy to identify you in a crowded room.
furydeliverme
As a straight dude, this is fuckin adorable... Now back to my pint of ice cream and chick flicks
fennekineon
This sucks. I can almost guarantee that you live on the other side of the world from me. So I'll be here, alone, with my PS3 and ice cream.
furydeliverme
Ice cream makes everything better. Envious of your ps3 I'm stuck with an old wii and cable
furydeliverme
Not gonna lie, on Sundays I legitimately eat ice cream and watch chick flicks (or regular movies). Way to relax before Mondays and work
neatospeedo
this just makes me want to ask...what kind of ice cream & what cha watching?
furydeliverme
Today, on chick flick sunday, Haagen Dazs Dulce de Leche Ice Cream and the The Last Kiss. BOOM
neatospeedo
fancy...I hope both are absolutely delicious.
glitzville
As another straight dude.. mind if I join?
CrazyDaisy
And this is the moment you will write about two years from now when this thread is reposted :D
AugustusScuirus
That's gold. XD
furydeliverme
Two years from now? I see it being reported in a few weeks
furydeliverme
*Re posted
Mothergooch
I upvoted, but who prefers the middle brownies over the edge brownies?! That's madness.
tanadarko
Looks like you got a lot of potential soul mates, mothergooch.
shimmeries
Ooooh me me me me. They're so ooey gooey, it's the best.
Nobodyn0se
Middle brownies rule!
eronth
Middle is best.
RChrono
I love both.
gobraves
Middle= better for sure
sumstupidname
Madness? ...This is SPARTA!!!
kiivipallo
What?! I had no idea anyone actually liked the edges. They're always the pieces that are eaten last whenever I make brownies!
trippinoctopus
I don't like the edge. I don't like the edge-of-the-pan brownies either
MilDravin
vote for middle bits, if i wanted chocolate cookies i'd have baked that instead!
Fadedsun
Are you serious? I was the kid that used to cut the middle of the cake out because I was an asshole. Now I'm more socially aware.
nightmaremoonmoon
i do
marianaeatscake
I do! it's soft like cake! the edges are crusty and not as good :/
marikesh
Hate the edges. Love the soft gooey middle.
lurkyoulongtime
but they're so gooey and yummy and just perfect
xerax
this guy.
AlwaysUpvoteHappyChickens
me! I like gooey
fuckthisimout
this obviously means we cant date :(
maggiethecat
agreed... edges 4lyfe
legilimens
edges are great but CORNER BROWNIES FTW
Mothergooch
Truth
ImASexyUnicorn
I don't care what kind of brownie I get as long as it's topped with, what appears to be, caramel. NOMNOMNOM
imaxhighsky
can you please state if you are boy or girl ?
Mothergooch
Picture is in my profile, my friend.
Majorgrunt
Me. Middle all the way.
Jalase
I do! I don't like the hardened edge, I like the soft, chewy middle.
AcadianBacon
I upvoted 'cause of vandalized car-farts. :D
StormBurnX
2/3 apparently shouldn't have even been arrested, so I'm curious to see whether racism/inflamatory media/uninformed public won, or if the
chairmanmow
I fucking love edge brownies.
VoteDalek
Middle brownies are the best! they're the most chewy
HermioneGrangerAndARocketShip
I completely disagree, but love your username, so +1!
VoteDalek
Thanks, although I don't see how you could ever prefer the edge or corner brownies, they've got the hard bits
bibliophilic
The edges are crusty and gross! The middle is far superior.
Mothergooch
I value your opinion, no matter how WRONG it is.
bibliophilic
Thankfully our preferences are complimentary and we wouldn't ever be fighting for the same pieces.
Mothergooch
Plus, I usually have my ennui in the afternoon.
bibliophilic
It's meant to be.
ZombieEinstein
I fucking do, that's who. All yall "edge Brownie" motherfuckers are cray-zeh.
roomsofthehouse
RIGHT?
tehslolz
I love both for reasons. :| I take the edge when I feel like it, but I still overall like the middle.
catsareamusing
Who cuts their brownies? I mean, seriously, they're baked in that size pan for a reason...
dontlookformeplease
can't anyone see that they are both delicious in their own way!?
antielovena
I agree... so we are not meant to be.... *giggity*
ttchoubs
You guys don't understand the pure joy of biting into that soft, warm, smooth brownie goodness. The crunchy corner is just terrible.
WickedSteak
Not I, but I can understand. It would be much softer
CatsPitBullsAndBooksOhMy
you shut your face, the edges are crap!
GeeUknit
Here, I found this especially for you: http://takemydough.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/only-edges-brownie-pan1.jpg
Sarthaen
I do. Come at me bro
synthmarie
Why choose? Just eat the whole pan and enjoy the deliciousness.
thatpatguy
...can I just have a brownie?
Bestcat668
I think you just opened a door for people to connect with each other :)
totsmadawkobvi
madness?! I think not. Upvotes to all the middle-slice desciples
sixmonthsofwinter
my boyfriend, which is why we work
appaismyspiritanimal
I do! Perhaps we're each other's other half, Mothergooch?
SeansPictures
I love both. On a related note, buy these if you can. They taste just like edges. http://browniebrittle.com/products/chocolate-chip/
TheWulfrunian
...me
Mothergooch
I really want some brownies pretty bad now.
TheWulfrunian
Well, you can have the edge pieces and I'll have the middle pieces!
Mothergooch
You'll have to share with keishirae and I will have to share with chairmanmow.
keishirae
*raises hand in semi-ashamed fashion*
Scourge248
I've actually always hated the edges of brownies but the middle is like a chocolate orgasm.
CaptainJackSbarro
Why are you ashamed?! I'm damn proud! It's gooey, and warmer, and not burnt! Hell yea I like the middle more!
Mothergooch
Well, I suppose we can share this pan then.
keishirae
Yiissss :3
TheCanadianNerd
Don't be ashamed! As someone with sensitive teeth eating pretty much anything crunchy is bothersome. I also enjoy middle slices of pizza. ^^
keishirae
ooh, and cold things. biting into a popsicle or anything like that- oh no. can't do it.
TheCanadianNerd
Anything excessively sweet or like popsicles are the worrsstttt.
keishirae
In complete agreement with you on that one.
Tetranitrate
What is a middle slice of pizza?
TheCanadianNerd
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8078/8254031128_cda7f73c79_z.jpg The pieces that do not have crust. Queen sized pizza from Naples. o-o
sleete
The middle of a slice of pizza?
TheCanadianNerd
Also, not to advertise for them or anything, but. http://www.naplespizza.com/ <-- First ad that popped up for me was a queen for 24.99. :3
Tetranitrate
Ahh, I was not thinking sicilian style pizza.
OhStopItEwe
I am not even ashamed.
TastyButts
Care to share your story?
firekei
(from the wife) I had gone out, got drunk & sick, but got up, showered and took her out for a 9am breakfast date all while making her laugh
catzgirl
I got drunk at my bestfriend's house party and ended up puking on his porch. He held me, sang Free Bird to me, and tucked me in on his -->
YoSoFunny
She's been with me since i was born. She picks up everything i need and i feel as if we are inseparable. xx Hand xx
FoxQueen
I walked into his house to hang with another friend. we(4people) all got sushi..played Borderlands all night...(1)
crudebaron
Went for a drink and discovered a mutual love for Dr. Horrible. Went back to her place that night & watched Firefly. Wedding is in 30 days.
Ryanhubbard1992
Met her on facebook years ago I loved everything about her and she im assuming like my smile or something
GarthHavarian
She texted me: "The end of Cabin of the Woods when Sigourney is talking about the old gods, I bet we could remix that with some John Snow"
itriedtothinkofsomethingwittyandfailed
WE'RE ARE ALONE
Antfarmz
Yes. i too are are alone
YoSoFunny
She's been with me since i was born. She picks up everything i need and i feel as if we are inseperab
flamingflamingo
>> 5am. It's like the song Drops of Jupiter was about us. Even after three years, he forgave me for leaving and never stopped loving me.
jonestown
On our first date (this was a few years ago) she told me if she ever got the chance, she would bang Joe Montana. Said I could have Jennifer
MissH
Dated for a week - got cancer - told him - He took my hand and said "we are gonna make it together". 3 years now. and healthy!
xupmatoih
Best friends for 5 months, Introduced her to Pink Floyd and now she's an even bigger fan than me.
chemicallust
When I had a panic attack about him getting tired of me and just leaving and he held me as I cried and kept reassuring me for hours.
mutuallyrepulsive
RedeyeX
sure... fell in love with her in grade 11 (love at first sight, for her too)... 5 years later.. we started dating.. been a year now :D
DoNotForgetMyName
Not necessarily when I knew he was the ONE but a special moment still: we met briefly through a friend, the next day I spent a long time 1/3
solluxempora
I made my Now Boyfriend a papercraft pokeball for valentines day, and I said "I choose you to be my valentine" He Said "Of course!"
cnsmith
I met my hubby on a dating website. We had our first date at a Chinese buffet. I found out a month later when I met his family that
greenwhiskers
I was at the RenFaire with a group, including this one guy. A magician, working us to go see his show, decided I'd be a good person to use--
DasDovian
I knew he was the one the moment I fell in love with him. I can't explain it really, I just knew.
Popchipsandabar
I loved and then lost. She slept with one of her coworkers. Mine is not a nice story.
drinkupretty
Probably controversial: he left his girlfriend for me. No bad blood though, hey both knew it was at an end, this was the excuse they needed
OracleForCheap
I had one of these. Sadly, she had a similiar story for another guy, 1 year in.
flamingflamingo
>> asked me on Facebook if I wanted to start over again. He broke up with the girl he had been dating and met me at the train station at >>
yoyowowo
He's away for a week and I'm almost dying. It's like he took half of my heart with him. I never loved anyone like this. And he says the same
thekcar
He couldn't be surprised.I said, "I love you, too". Time froze. Cured awkwards by a leg sweep and deep kiss. We won.
Discreetnessity
I flew 600 miles, concurred my fear of planes only to find out we would be better as friends...so... yeah...
arcturox
Sometimes effort like that just isn't enough. Sorry it didn't work out.
Demmayyy
We used to go to a taco shop and get breakfast burritos weekly. The day we graduated, he set up the most romantic picnic with burritos and
tacosaurus1331
He set up 50 tea candles and rose petals everywhere in his apartment. Very beautiful. The best part was dinner. He got me my favorite meal
Ababymama
I was being just silly and he smiled, kissed me, and said that I give his heart boners. I knew then.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
No no, he said heart murmurs. You make his heart skip erratically but in a good way. Well...there's no good way actually....
codenamenothing
My wife's Ex once said to her "Your going to end up with him, he makes you laugh." we started dating 2 months later.
mylifeforhire
He sat by my hospital bed on the IV side of my body even though he hates needles for 5 hours at 3am once and didn't fall asleep when I did.
ThethiefthekingandI
One time I had a boyfriend and then we broke up. FIN.
Jeskabell
On our first date, I bought a Corona with a lime. I accidentally dropped the lime and didn't hesitate to pick it off the floor and eat it(1)
welltheysay
And then you fell in love with the lime OR imgur ate your (2) posting
Jeskabell
(2) My husband says that's when he knew he loved me.
RandyButternubz
I don't know the exact moment but I'm proposing this Friday :) She has no clue.
lawlysmoke
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Follow through and let us know how it goes!
featherstrike
Good luck! And congratulations in advance! :)
gagedlimits
congrats!!
AStainlessSteelRat
Good luck!!!
paperacer
5 months into dating, he spilled that he concocted up a detailed + precise plan to get me to be his from the very first moment he saw me.
BakeryBitch
I laughed during our first kiss and he responded by hugging me so hard we both fell over.
llli
d'ohh
TheRicM
I think this qualifies you to get that "Conversation Starter" imgur trophy
jellybean11
'Twas No Shave November. I casually mentioned that I don't enjoy scratchy faces. He shaved on the spot, then rubbed his face up against mine
solfulsoul
like a good bitch. im sorry.
MySecondAccount
If a man forsakes No Shave November for you, you must marry him and have his children. Many of them.
taabe
D'aawwww!
markemark513
that is horrible. you took away his manhood by making him shave
ItsCaptain0bvious
kouneli
My man had gotten a haircut earlier that day. We went out to eat, and while we were waiting for food, he had gone in the bathroom and shaved
Monzeekee
:D
blackletum
He just pulled out a razor and started shaving as you two were talking?
Jonnypan
That's when you know it's true love
TheonKilljoy
How else?
Termsofenrampagementobviouslyaworkingtitle
I carry one around at all times in case of moments like this.
spoileddentist
Omaigod.. i cant stop laughing.. imagine u are in a diner.. haha
tanadarko
Doesn't mowvember raise money for charity?
sleete
Only if you join the website and collect donations from people, and I'm pretty sure it is "Movember". I did it just to be trendy.
Jonnypan
i just do it cause i prefer not to shave and like my face with a beard! :D
ArsenoPyrite
I don't *think* they invented it (I may be wrong), but I think they just sort of took it on.
IWillUpvoteEveryDog
They did invent it. And then people started doing it just because and it sort of makes me sad because it's for such a good cause.
ArsenoPyrite
Apparently no-shave November and Movember really are distinct and non-associated, if wikipedia and this citation are to be trusted (1/2)
Mothergooch
When my wife and I were dating, we worked for the same place. They fired her for no reason and I resigned right on the spot.
Monzeekee
CHAMPION! Well done sir.
Otterlyfierce
Loyalty. Fucking excellent. Good man!
littleredhead
He lived in across the country & we talked for months. I flew to see him, then he moved to where I live 2 months later. We are now engaged.
sleete
Good luck! I admire people who can make LDR work, takes a lot of trust, patience and work.
SinceIFoundSerenity
We were watching a Marx Brothers movie & started laughing so hard we couldn't breath. We've been together for 4yrs, married for 2 & (1)
andrear2
met him in college after I'd given up on men. He showed me he was interested in my mind over my body. That was it. 25 years later..
welltheysay
When I realized that no matter what had happened that day I looked forward to seeing her and she has never not made me smile within minutes
Monzeekee
I always wanted to be that way for my recent beau... I think he wants it to be over now though, and I feel like I failed somewhere...
txengtchr
That doesn't sound like you failed; it sounds like he's not the one for you. Hang in there; it does get better.
PolkovnikNades
Sarah and I chase each other around on quadbikes, talk to each other like best friends and I've never felt happier. She is the one ^-^
FluffyCatButts
It was the day I found out my grandfather past away. He just held me as I ugly cried.
ilikepizzasteve
Mine did that when my dad died. We hadn't been together long, and he was amazing.
greenwhiskers
+1 for "ugly cry." That's when you know it's love, when they think you're beautiful even after they've seen you ugly cry.
megasaurusrex
varsil
I went on a date with my GF where everything went wrong--restaurant we were planning on going to was closed, movie was awful, they were (1)
shotbyaphysicits
I was broken and he took me to physical therapy, cooked me dinner, and helped me in a lot of ways without me even having to ask. 1/2
JamWaffles
My girlfriend recently broke up with me. These have made me realise that she wasn't actually the one, so thank you :)
kenzieriann
We weren't even dating yet. He asking me a question and I asked why, and he said, "Oh, no raisin" and I responded: http://imgur.com/s31glY0
gx67
She's in Iowa, I'm in NJ. We split the price of every plane ticket used to see each other. She's doing everything she can to save up to move
FlyingButtPliers
5 - The future of Cars omnidroid descendants is not clear because no humans were around but it's likely they migrated to space as well.
RedBlarg
Her mom was asleep on the couch and she decided it would be a good idea to stick gummi bears up her nose.
Thoughtmage
Yes, we were born on the same day and we have always been inseparable. She knows what I like and doesn't judge me for it. I love my hand :')
Arkonitez
Mine's the introvert one. First person I found I don't want to punch in the face after 5 minutes of talking.
Otterlyfierce
Me too :)
Sandpanda
I got the flu right before his birthday party and he told me to come anyway. We got in a silly string fight and I got massive amounts in 1/2
Sandpanda
my hair. As we were pulling bits of it out of my hair he kissed me. I stopped and said, "but I have the flu!" He said he didn't care 2/?
TheLovelyMissBeans
My husband bought a ring at age 16, to give to his future wife. Family was his #1 goal in life. When he told me that, my heart was his.
Carpedicks
The first time I knew I had something good was our first time having sex. We fell off the bed, laughed for 5 mins and got right back on.
Carpedicks
I knew I was in love when he drove me 2 hours to my fav restaurant in my home town for our 1 month and first Valentine's day.
kellyface
We worked together for a month before I left for college. He kept making up excuses to come to the area. 2 years later we're set to graduate
TheCheshireFox
Invited him over to watch Dr. Who, he insisted on making supper. I had worked a long day and fell asleep against his shoulder. He's amazing.
Umbrionisus
Went over to her place with my laptop in hand, she told me to hook it up and we saw movies for 6 hours, and talking about pokemon...
Umbrionisus
internet jokes and cute animals (such as cats and dogs). Friends for a year and a half.
MollyBloomsDeadDreams
I stated that I loved my pajamas so much, I'd love to do everything in them. Two weeks later he proposed while I was in my pajamas. ;)
laceygracey
He will sit with me when I am having bad migraines just so I don't have to be alone all day.
thefantasticzissou
On our second date (first one at his place) he made pasta and we both talked about how we loved the show jeopardy, after dinner he put 1/?
Antfarmz
...his penis in you and things were never the same. (i can't see the rest of the story, so this is the ending i'm giving it)
jojomarie
Hahahah!
thefantasticzissou
hahaha! love it! better than the actual ending, which was jeopardy then he read to me from a philosophy book he was reading.
Antfarmz
did...did he still put his penis in you?
Bombideer
She was a girl who would talk to me. Thank God things have turned out well in the last two years. Not a relationship, per say, but a friend.
Monzeekee
Friends like that are just as precious :) Happy for you.
Bombideer
Not to mention that she's not only my best friend, but pretty much my only friend. I just found out last night that I'm her best friend also
TheNSARemembers
I have this and let me tell you it really gets you through the difficult times.
Bombideer
Thank you, and yes, it's really a great thing. Unfortunately, my mother doesn't trust us to be alone with each other because gender. *shrug*
kykabu
At 14 he laid on the street of a four way stop at night. I laid next to him. Nothing else mattered.
Efreeti
26 years old, never been with anyone in any way. Not even kissed. That is my story.
featherstrike
Don't worry! It will happen when it is meant to, and when it does, it will be worth the wait :)
allthebaconandeggsyouhave
25, same boat. Glad to know I'm not alone.
thatonechickwiththethingthatonetimeatthatoneplacewiththestuff
One of our 1st conversations, I emailed him something & he told me in an IM "yay I got mail yay!" in Special Ed's voice. 10 years later...
thatonechickwiththethingthatonetimeatthatoneplacewiththestuff
he's the love of my life and still says some WTF shit on the daily.
ThatCelticGirl
I am very math and science oriented. My husband got me with failed math. Somehow worked out me+him=3. He was so goofy. Been together 7 yrs.
fartbender
We have a 6yr age difference; as teens thats a lot. We looked at each other and knew something was special. So we lived our lives, 1/2
IAskImportantQuestionsSometimes
He has been by my side through some of the most difficult things in my life, he's helped me face my fears. We make legos sets together.
SteevyT
First school dance of her freshman year of high school. My sophomore year. I asked her who she was going with. She flat out told me she was
Antfarmz
was what! i need to know...
SteevyT
going with me. 5 1/2 years later, we are engaged.
texbrat
We were down to our last few dollars and I was on my lady time. I didnt have anything for it. So while I was at work he went to walmart (1/2
LovelyLiesl
he hates staying up late (i have trouble sleeping), and took me to the beach in the dead of night just to hold my hand and look at the stars
coloradocloud9
Is your name really Liesl? It's my daughter's name (well, Liesel) and I love it!
Methenas
We walked into each other, she smiled at me and blushed as our eyes met. I invited her a cup of coffee, she agreed. Got a text from her 1/?
Antfarmz
boyfriend, so i went and killed him. she's lived in my basement ever since. (i'm finishing all of the stories that didn't post. :P)
Methenas
Odd I posted all the story.. :/
Methenas
There! All the story complete :P
Methenas
that same night saying she thought I was really handsome and cute. One week later she wouldnt answer my calls, found out that she (2/?)
Methenas
was at the hospital. Went to see her, she said she had cancer, that she knew it for a while, but that she didnt want to ruin our (3/?)
Methenas
date in that first moment.. after 1 year fighting cancer at her side.. she dumped me to get back with her ex who had dumped her when (4/5)
Methenas
she had first found out about her cancer, 2 months before meeting me. Bet you expected a happy ending
LiddleKitteh
We had been fighting a lot while I was pregnant. I thought he was only staying out of obligation eventually. And then, I had an...
LiddleKitteh
allergic reaction to something they gave me during a false alarm at the hospital, and my heart stopped. They got it going again, but our...
Larannosaurusrex
Where's the rest of the story?
LiddleKitteh
son went into distress. So, they carted me off for an emergency c-section, and he couldn't come. He cried, which is a big thing for him...
LiddleKitteh
figures it did that. my connection sucks.
Larannosaurusrex
Thanks! The suspense was killing me!
Sykotik
We had been climbing down small waterfalss, we got to a bigger one that I climbed down first, she was scared but she jumped and I caught her
suddenlyrelevant
He proposed to me while we were eating fried chicken on the steps of an abandoned church after a drunken night out.
bonohenn
We grew up together because of our parents, were separated for several years, from the second I saw her the second time I knew I was in love
TheBoomQueen
He was my best friend who knew EVERYTHING about me and visa versa. I was in love with him so I got him drunk and seduced him one night. (1)
TheBoomQueen
Over the next month he fell in love with me and finally asked me out. We've been together a year and going strong. He's my best friend. (2)
NorwegianVikingPower
working on it as we speak !
KIthas
LuckieHarms
When she made me a whole lb of bacon and four pieces of toast toasted to different levels just to find out what I liked. I get to marry her.
ThisIsTooHuman
That's just.. adorable
LuckieHarms
Yeah...I melted all over the place. Which is ok, because I'm a girl.
ThisIsTooHuman
being a girl ftw!
dontwantnoscrub
Well, I sharted in front of him and he didn't break up with me. So that's something.
minibaker
best story i've read on this thread.
WillCorrectInaccuraciesForFood
I was being silly on a school trip and all my friends abandoned me. He hung out with me and we talked for hours. Ten years in September...
proudkittymommy
When after revealing my deepest/darkest/saddest secret, he had me smiling and laughing within 5 minutes!
FreeRangeLeprechaun
When she would be with me always. Willing to go anywhere and do anything. Even if she didn't enjoy it. My right hand is the one for me.
Dollymoo
I had a sneezing fit all over his rice, and he didn't get mad.
kychan
ADORABLE!
derpyaya
He got a frozen chocchip eggo out & took a bite. I asked for a bite and he stared at me. We were both glad the other didn't find it weird.
Monzeekee
Mutual wierdness = love :)
robertallenzimmerman
When he told me I was the girl in high school that he didn't notice, but should and wished that he had.
ScrumdiddlyumptiousBar
I have autism and so does he. I got really over stimulated one day and he got nervous and played with my hair. He knows how to calm me down.
greenwhiskers
I hope my sister (with Asbergers) finds someone like this; someone who can handle her quirkiness and help her calm down in the hard moments.
TheGreatResurrectorofThreads
I have it as well....I wish I could find a guy to handle mine as well
JurassicJamie
My bf has it. Honest about it from the start and it's fine. As long as she can talk about her needs, it's nothing a good guy can't handle.
greenwhiskers
She struggles with communication a lot and she's been acting like she wants to be a recluse...but she adores love stories and affection.
JurassicJamie
Yea it's hard. My bf had to teach himself how to make eye contact and read body language. I still have to help him "read between the lines".
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TastyButts
:( I'm sorry
VLeebattin0107
We met in high school, he was leaving in the Air Force in a few months. I said "that's fine I'll wait" We'll be married 1 year in 15 days
f123979
When we went on a drive for a couple hours and I glanced over and realized that just being near her feels better than anything else does.
SteeveRodgers
Had a girlfriend that did this for me... she left me 4 months after that experience. Every day still hurts.
thatguyinthecomments
She lived in the apartment next to mine. One day I was playing piano and singing. She walked in quietly, sat down, and sang harmony.
thatguyinthecomments
Unfortunately, we dated for a year and a half. She broke up with me, started dating my close friend, and got engaged all within a year.
kukubrew
Oh, what the fuck, man? Come on!
thatguyinthecomments
Nobody hates it more than I do. Sorry. I guess I could have left it as it was.
strangeuterus
I sent him a video link to a documentary about men fucking donkeys. No lie. And he didn't freak out or think I was weird. We watch it & (1)
Antfarmz
masturbate violently to it together. :') true love. (i can't see the rest of the story, so i finished it for you.)
nowyousieme
We were at school when I found out my aunt had unexpectedly passed away. He skipped his lab, took me to my apartment, put in Hercules, 1/2
klaur
I had just moved away to school and mentioned how much I love getting mail. He bribed the front desk to slip a note into my mailbox
GuardGirl
We had been dating for over a year when we decided to end it. We both realized a few months later that our lives were better together
Fierfly
Very hard to find an SO when you spend a lot of time at home on the internet.
Amtherion
When, on the second time we were out with friends, she mentioned wanting to do study abroad and I was already scared of being without her.
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
My ex stabbed me, the end.
llamasockpotatobacon
He lives 983 miles away and flew down for two days just to see me, even though money's tight. We play LoL together nearly every day. (1/2)
llamasockpotatobacon
The first time I ever hugged him, I knew I was home. We have so much in common it's really like we're two halves of a whole. I miss him. 2/2
kungfuskunk
She eats the wings, I eat the drumsticks.
artym
The sex must be amazing.
kungfuskunk
Oh, it can get pretty...saucy.
artym
I laughed for so long my dog came over like something was wrong. Bravo.
kungfuskunk
Thank you, thank you. Give your dog a little pat for me! :)
MightyMightyMoose
Knew straight away I had found the one when could casually talk with her, never been able to talk to girls for more than a few awkward mins.
DementedSaint
1 One night when we were done hanging out with friends, everyone went home except for us. We had been talking about planning a camping trip
viasapientis
I was friends with him for a long time, but only online. He expressed interest in me and I said I couldn't date someone I had never met. He
SpecialTrampDanaScullyFBI
We were best friends. Spent Black Friday together and on the way home saw a shooting star. My wish was "that every day could be as perfect."
Grizzlydave
I haven't had a relationship that's lasted longer than a month. So i don't know what "love" is but it sounds lovely.
NotSoFlyDutchman
First evening at a party. Hooked up with a friend of her earlier, like face-eating, she thought it was hilarious. I thought she was sweet.
TheBioNerd
We were together for eleven months when he wanted to have a break, after some months we met, and went for a cup of coffee. I began ==>
missbrenna
It started thunderstorming really badly while I was running. He drove around trying to find me to make sure I was safe.
chocolatiers
I've been single for sixteen years, living in the most jugdemental town in Norway. Not a single day passes without envying my taken friends.
kirbycoffey
When he sent me a huge flower arrangement while I was hospitalized, although we were both dating other people, just to make me feel better.
salriella
I'd feel too sad telling you how I fell in love with someone I can't be with anymore :(
armeggedonCounselor
I haven't had a relationship in two years. That's my story.
thehighpriestess
its the same as the poop/shower one except add a third person brushing their teeth and you have my roomies and i lol. match made in heaven
archirat
I hate a few of my favorite books that I was trying to convince my friends to read. He asked for recommendations and read them all.
shotbyaphysicits
How do you hate your favorite books?
archirat
stupid me... messed up the "t" and the "v" keys.
shotbyaphysicits
Ah yes. Ah yes. I was really confused for a second
archirat
Don't you randomly hate favorite things?
mixtapepanda
The first night I met him, we were quite drunk and hooked up, and I told him casually that I liked it when guys sucked on my toes, which (1)
taxiviolence
which what? where is (2)?
mixtapepanda
..I would have NEVER admitted sober. He just started sucking on my toes and I was like "you REALLY don't have to because I was suddenly (2)
mixtapepanda
embarrassed, and he replied "I don't do anything I don't want to do!" .....so in love.
thebeerbabe
At a mutual friend's house, he remarked that he loved Vincent Van Gogh. Invited him to my place to listen to Don McLean's "Vincent" (1 of 2)
xliarosx
me and my boyfriends play xbox and watch netflix together :)
Hoeloe
We met as two friend groups on a school trip. We all tried to meet up over Christmas, but only two of us could make it. A year and a half.
syber11
I got a bad cold, he drove over to spend the nights with me to make me tea with honey when I woke up coughing and to make me laugh
xundercoverxpunk
We met in Chicago, two days before I was moving to Portland. He lives in CA. He flew to Portland to surprise me ten days after we met.
ThisIsTooHuman
OMG that's so cute!
xundercoverxpunk
Awww, thanks. :)
iampucker
I was at a friends house when I see a silhouette get out of a car, I knew who it was because of stories (He was in the Army so we never...
oheina
He lost the engraved ring I had made for him. This little piece of metal being lost has him so upset, so torn up, because it meant the world
quantacostacerveza
ANAL BEADS!
believetheheit
She dated a good friend of mine. When he introduced her to me I knew. He broke up with her 6 months later and we're still together.
sarahndipitee
Liked him in HS, FB friends for years, started talking again a lot 10 yrs later, he just moved 900 miles to be with me. True love.
kaffefilter
I realized when he was scheduled to board a train and go home to Gothenburg, 620 miles away, and he just couldn't. That's 9 years ago now.
lilpoops
I don't know if he's "the one", but when he started crying and said he didn't know how he could possibly love me more
aznhntr
There's a girl I'm in love with, spend a LOT of time with, but she isn't dating anyone til after school. But I'm still in love with her.
artym
My BF and I met at a King of Fighters 13 tournament, our next date, he suggested we sit at home and watch Metalocalypse on his 60" HDTVYeah
lawlysmoke
We met online via Counterstrike: Source in 2006. Finally met irl in 2009, started dating in 2010, getting married this November :)
Zanarknd
Fuvk yeah CS:S!
DancingButterfly
Of course! We dated for 3 years, got engaged, I found out he was messing around, I was heart broken. This happenned 2 week week ago.
blaineevans
She jokingly said.. "What's your dill pickle?" I instantly responded.. "Nothing, everything's kosher." I'm usually not so witty.
Larannosaurusrex
He was reffing a croquet game at a college social. Caught me cheating. Didn't say a word. He proposed 10 days later. That was 13 years ago.
Antfarmz
I feel like this story should've ended differently than it did. like if it were a movie, it'd movie goers'd go, "that didn't make me happy."
Larannosaurusrex
Not sure I understand? n day proposal = 13 years of marriage?
Larannosaurusrex
Not sure I understand? 10 days of dating = spontaneous proposal = 13 yrs of marriage = sad?
Antfarmz
OOHHHHH...i saw ''caught me cheating.'' as you were already together and you were cheating on him & he didn't care, then proposed.
Larannosaurusrex
Cheating at croquet! Haha!
TheStickyWicket
We used to sit in our church nursery and eat animal crackers together (as friends). One Sunday, he just threw them at me while we talked. <3
thatsbadmmkay
All the times I was with her and thought "what did I just say? That was so stupid" and looked over at her and she was way cool with it
NuckFuggets
When I kept getting those hard earned promotions and didn't know how to spend the money, she was always there for me.
JurassicJamie
I lol'd. +1
Ryanhubbard1992
This! Just so much win!
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
Met on an MMO. I begged him to meet me in person. He started saving almost immediately after and moved 400 miles to be with me...even
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
though my parents threw a hissy fit. We moved in together after 2 weeks. We've been together 2 years. Also..according to him..
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
My comments keep disappearing..
mysisterwentnorthofthewallandalligotwasatshirt
Interesting story but what was the comment that disappeared?
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
he knew when he saw me cutting his corn on the cob. He got in a bad wreck, lost all of his teeth, and wears dentures.
NosferMarki
I knew when my girlfriend cut up steak into tiny bits for me. Accident for me as well, now have implants, but didn't then.
BakeryBitch
Wait wait wait, I have another. I'm allergic to bug stings/bites. I got stung by a wasp in my leg and he carried me home while freaking out.
mattsmithDW
I met the most amazing woman in the world. Beautiful, nerdy, and overall perfect for me. But I broke up with her. I have no idea why.
DFTBA
online, we stayed up the entire night because we were laughing so hard. My 'one' can make me that happy from 500 miles away. [2/2]
TokiDokiWartooth
(1) When we moved in together, having been in an LDR for 2 years, homesickness hit me hard. On our first Easter, he set up an egg hunt
OliverOcelot
I was laying on the couch naked and the look he gave me made me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.
TheUnbearableLightnessOfPooping
I'm in a LDR & when we finally saw each other after a long break i didnt want to leave him even to poop so he came in & sat with me hahaha
arcturox
Thats weird as fuck, but hey if thats your tune, keep it metal.
solfulsoul
OP you would be king if you could collect these too.. there seems to be a lot of love to take in all at once..
iaminsanityprawnboyandiamonthemoon
We were on a road trip, and the coffee shop we'd stopped at gave him two muffins instead of the one he asked for. They were sitting...
MountainRedbeard
We were doing homework on her bed in her dorm. I was doing calc and she had already finished hers so she fell asleep with her head on my leg
MountainRedbeard
Another time we were watching Green Lantern with her parents in her family room. She fell asleep on me during one of the action scenes.
iBraidMyPubes
He said, "This might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed-berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired.
arcturox
Thats amazing
oshkoshmygosh
We'd been dating for two months (2010) and he went back home to Alaska for Christmas. The distance made me realize. We got married last May.
PatrickStarTheFABULOUS
He brushes his teeth for me so I can enjoy us kissing
Antfarmz
are....are you dating your dog
PatrickStarTheFABULOUS
valid question, what I mean is after he's eaten or if he's just come home from work.
ishouldbestyding
When angry pitbull jumped over his fence and wanted to attack us,he pushed me away and said run.Walked 5m behind me untill we reached home.
ishouldbestyding
And we went to this great market place and started choosing furniture when he said "for our house" and showed me amazing japanese garden.
Crate38
First Date and we kept making excuses not to go home. I went to a party and couldn't stop smiling. 3 years together; 4 months married
migettee
I have the sle form of lupus and end up in the er pretty often. I only let my mother come with me. I hate people seeing me in real pain 1/3
migettee
My bf was away at drill so I had no issue telling him I was in the hospital. Within 45 minutes of me telling him he showed up in uniform 2/3
Coonninja
17 years ago, when we were both banned from the same MUD on the same day for separate instances of harassment. :D
Berethian
I'm alone, and the woman I thought I was going to marry left. Sometimes I wonder what the point is, anymore. ~fin~
thehundredandfirstpercentile
Stay strong, you'll find someone worthy :)
danicaliflow
Falling asleep together one night. I usually ask for a backrub, but I didn't this time (it had been a long day, I was ready to just fall
danicaliflow
asleep). Right as I'm starting to drift off, I feel his hand on my back, his lips on my head. A quick little "I love you" before bedtime (:
DeadlyRicochet
I had something like this, and then she betrayed me. We have been apart ever since.
audeino
I hope you can one day overcome any bitterness and find someone new and better. Best of luck.
DeadlyRicochet
Thank you :)
MutantTurd
Halloween party. I'm Ned Flanders, she's a sexy librarian. I pull her into my lap as a joke. Eye's lock, both of us shrug, and we start 1/3
MutantTurd
kissing. Few days later at a party somebody says the word "flash" as the last word in a sentence. Silence follows for a second. 2/3
Antfarmz
you successfully have grabbed my attention. finish the story
kuura
I fell in love with the boy next door during a summer 6 years ago when we went to explore an abandoned saw mill and found mutual attraction.
GoodGirlImgurian
Moved to Montreal from Australia, when I met him he said 'I'll be your personal tour guide', I'm now applying for permanent residency :)
TastyButts
<3 Mtl
flamingflamingo
I left him after two years to bum around on the west coast with no plans of returning. After three years I decided to come home, and he >>
methistopholes
drove his zebra striped pirate ship straight down to fly me home.
masterpants
She was the kind of girl who looked great in a bikini, but who prefered to wear sweatpants, a flower in her hair and play D&D.
demmorra
Talked online for 2yr, transatlantic, met up as friends while on vacation in the states, that was six yr ago, we got married 2 months ago :)
JurassicJamie
I was separated, broke and homeless. He was divorced. He has money but never made me feel bad about my situation. Took me in, together 2yrs.
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JurassicJamie
AW that's awesome. :)
Otterlyfierce
When we sat in my college dorm after our 1st date&just talked for hours. I wanted to be around him, just be his friend. 6yrs strong&engaged!
RaultxO
The only girl I really loved came out as a lesbian. I had a short relation with another girl some time later. I haven't fell in love again.
Brightestfairyinalltherelml
2/2 witnessing my then husband beat the crap out of me he beat the crap outta him and we have been playing magic sense married for 6years
Brightestfairyinalltherelml
together for 8 (previous marriage lasted for less then one )
Picobeat
saw her crying sitting behind a car, comforted her, gave her something to eat and took her home, we been together 1 year now i love my dog!!
AquaGirl
::slow clap::
JurassicJamie
TIL I'm a dog, lol. ;)
Brightestfairyinalltherelml
1/2 I was with my then husband and I met my now husband through a mutual friend who also plays magic the gathering . One night after
gifbears
I slept in, was late for the coffee date. He'd waited. We went for dinner. He got food poisoning. Vomited twice after. Engaged now.
zagaz
(1/?) It was in early December, and the real snow storms had just begun. That morning I had read that the inner-city buses were cancelled,
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
...or lack thereof, in my case.
zagaz
(1/?) It was in early December, and the real snow storms had just begun. That morning I had read that the inner-city buses were cancelled
SpaceTimer8032
IM SO ALONE
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CantBrainHaveDumb
Smooth!!!!!
Snarfmonster
Haven't gotten to the married part yet, but getting there :)
Aveira
I have Asperger's and I have more compulsions/sensory issues than I can count. He knows every single one, most without me telling him.
tottlebud
I met my boyfriend at 3 am outside a club. He came over, shook my hand and said (1/2)
solfulsoul
When we ran into each other on the highway (not literally) and I caught her singing at the top of her lungs behind the wheel...
GlitterSores
We met online in a chat room at a time when my Mom was really sick. He moved to the US from South Korea (1)
GlitterSores
after only knowing me 2 months. I'd catch him sometimes in her room listening to her cry and telling her he loved her and that she (2)
GlitterSores
wasn't a burden to anyone. The day she died, he cried just as hard as I did. We've been together for 9 years now. (3)
bakhar
I asked her straight out if she needed to be rescued. She told me she could take care of herself.
LyssaTheLlama
"I don't want you to save me. I want you to stand with me as I save myself." A quote that reminds me of this. :)
kychan
Rescued from what? Context plesa!
bakhar
She was/is the only financially responsible one in her family of 14. We still help them out but we don't support them fully anymore.
bakhar
To be fair to her I was also taking care of my family in the same way just 6 months prior to meeting her.
ilikerustyspoons
He carried me up a flight of stairs, and held me as I cried when I had a panic attack caused by ants.
Iwantazoo
2/3 he came up to me, held my face and said I don't want you to go.. I love you. We have been together since. We now have a son together
BeifongMetalbendingAcademy
Thew first time was when I realized that he thought the exact same as I did, but we could never predict each other. The second was when(1/2)
PrincessKatrin
Grrrrr!!! no matter how I type it the story is too long!!! Anyway we're married now and he is my happily ever after.
Trollerton
FML...Kill me.
Samdee
Our first date a woman berated him for his language in the cafe. Absorbed in our date, we didnt even care enough to even think it was funny.
memeallthethings
I watched him taking care of his 3-week old sister (he was 23 at the time). We're getting married next June.
dammitcaboose
I plead the fifth your honor.
DoubleSixes
When she watched me kiteboarding. In 30 mph winds. While being sandblasted on a beach.
ArchonIlladrya
Like one of these. I realized one day that I'm miserable when she's not around. I even have trouble falling asleep if she's not in bed.
OmNomNombie
I have insomnia, woke up one morning to my gf sitting on the floor on her computer wrapped in a sheet bc I'd cuddled her out of bed and 1/2
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
Last night, I was ticked off at my bf. After reading this post I realized I was being dumb. I climbed back in bed and was trying to figure..
Iwantazoo
3/3 and can't wait till when we can make it official and tie the knot. He is my best friend, my other half (:
dasrudi
I love these story's! This is mine.
. Hope it's not TL;DR
Iwantazoo
1/3 My fiance and I were the oddest match. Completely different, but we became best friends. One day I was getting ready to go on a date and
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
I was deployed: she fucked two different men in our bed, in our house, with our daughter in the next room over. I'll die alone.
wittleguyandi
Dude, sorry about that man.
iamsatanthejesusofhell
That happened to my dad with his first wife when he came back from Iraq. But now he has my sister and I with our mom who loves him! :D
Demmayyy
Laid out the burritos in the park we first said I love you. I knew he was the one. And he just happened to propose then. 4.5 years (:
kychan
I walked away from the fight we were having so he wouldn't see me cry. He ran after me and held me, and asked that I never walk away again<3
NervousJay23
I was with this horrible girl and nothing was ever going right with us. I always talked to her about it and constantly she would give me
shadowex3
Remember that guy from Serenity? Some of us don't get happy endings, and we know it.
princesskageebageeba
thanks for the onions
Ironblitz
Washe found his happiness in his "warrior-woman" wife. It's just unfortunate that his heart was ripped out by a 12 foot spike.
shadowex3
Not the guy I was talking about.
thedevil
I have a million of these stories. Only problem is they all end with her cheating on me while i was engagement ring shopping.
sharkbaitoouhaha
hug
K418
All???
CrazyDaisy
I think he means it was one girl but there were so many moments where he knew she was right for him? Not sure though
thedevil
Yes, because they all lead into one another, and the story only ends when we ended. No happily ever after, no story book ending. Just pain
Nobodyn0se
I drunkenly broke my arm on her birthday. She stayed up all night putting ice on/off every 15 minutes while I whimpered in my sleep.
alienesque
I invited him over to dinner at my place, he never left and we´re living together since 2½ years.
EverythingITouchHasAProbabilityToExplode
My equation: high standards + self-despise = loneliness. I don't wanna let people I love date me, because I want them to have happy lives :p
tanadarko
I knew I was in love with my guy when he was talking about mayflies. He said "they're a fisherman's dream. Er... fisherpersons." Adorable.
Monzeekee
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
remcycle
Ahahaha. Perfect comment.