it's my birthday, and this made me smile
I turned around while cleaning my office, to this. Guys, I think my death is imminent.
As a Hawks fan, after the game.
My daughter was teaching me how to make a sandwich. Did I do it right?
MRW I show up for an audition a week early
Sorry if repost. Surfing facebook when suddenly...
Guys, check out this massive earwig I found.
Great. Now Moon Moon thinks he's a pony.
going deeper still
TIL: My microwave has a dedicated bacon button.
Really guys! It's true!
Watching Suits with my roommate, and this happens. I thought of you all.