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The best tumblr is the tumblr that subtly makes fun of tumblr
Feb 11, 2016 6:21 AM
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mynameisnotalice
Fucking heteronomativity, assuming OP is a man just because he asks for a girlfriend. Prick.
JhericFury
First person is either trolling or is 16 and has just discovered veganism.
Yodaloid
Sometimes I can't tell if these are jokes where tumblr makes fun of tumblr or it's serious.
Konradsfar
If someone would kill a animal just for me, my panties would hit the floor so hard. BTW Im a 33 year old 120 kg guy with a massive fullbeard
JeaPi
I'll do it. Then steal your panties and sell them on the web for a quick 50$
srscour
Wouldn't you be fine if you got hit by a slow-moving steamroller though?
jdkrueger
FINALLY! Someone who writes "r" like me! Take THAT, Ms. Barter. I haven't even used cursive once since third grade. Thanks for nothing!
goldensky
Please take her out behind the shed. I think it's terminal.
CaptainCaptObvious
I would eat the pizza first then think about it.
snupher
People like sassypriest69 are a large reason why I know tell people I'm in a hetero relationship and I eat meat.
snupher
I'm in a hetero relationship and I eat meat.
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
i want animal family pizza now
CarrotSharpener
If you believe that first post is written genuinely, you're officially too dumb to use the internet.
geekily
But its tumblr, therefor it must be a real butthurt feminist that speaks for al of us instead of you know, sane women.
Maximumerhamster
Or maybe we've been here too long to tell the difference anymore.
NickyNoodlez
Believe it or not but some people have that exact view.
CarrotSharpener
Possibly, but that text is just so full of red flags.
OolonColuphid
Fakity fake fake.
derschwigg
sassypriest69 confuses "sass" with "salt."
HandsomeSwede
You do realize they're a troll account, yes?
derschwigg
It's fucking tumblr. You may as well rebrand it "trollr"
PHANTOMCUDA
Uhmmm how does Sassypriest69 think they were born......
Hendlton
Im pretty sure the last time someone slaughtered my family and put them on a pizza was like 20 years ago but they got better.
LaurelFox
Also, is probably real, but who cares. If ur smart you'll stop reading it at first two sentences and go back to wishing u had pizza rn
LaurelFox
Eh big boy, no such thing as too cheesy... there ya go yes. .. put it in my mouth. Like that yes- me
WileEQuixote
Found the vegan.
SketchyStraya
Ayyyy shhh hahahaha
whyarealltheusernamestaken
I had this friend once that would ask girls "wanna get some pizza and fuck?" and when they said no he'd say "what you don't like pizza? "
freebeerandmildwings
People like that don't really exist... Do they?
FatmanSaul
Hahhahaha get it. Card because the pizza box is made of card.
metalmaniac
By the look of the writing a guy most certainly didn't put that on the box
bikeytom
I think it'd be funnier if both comments were by the same person.
thedirtyscando
since english nor veganfeminist is not my first language, can someone explain "I hope you get struck MY a slow moving steamroller"
TysoniusMaximusThePatronSaintofOffBrandBreakfastCereals
it's a typo they meant to type BY
enigmathethird
I like the bitch who is complaining username is sassypriest68
BaldGang
Can anyone ID which company is that? That pizza looks amazing!
aprilludgateduire
It kind of looks like domino's to me
TheRiattAct
im going to go with pizza but pan pizza
DrMardini
Now what's funny to me is that I thought cows enjoyed being milked, and go to the stall voluntarily. But that's not my problem
srslydude
Plus harming the cow's teats would make them lose profit, so they'd take better care of them, but that's none of my business.
DrMardini
Seriously all it takes to see that no harm is done is to watch a cow get milked. You can see the smile
srslydude
Yes. In fact, if they're NOT milked, it causes them great discomfort because it's too much. Like a human mother never nursing.
DreamCrushed
Wait so the crusader for social equality is sassypriest69? Something seems off...
graehall
What they are saying appeals to people who want to be outraged at people being outraged, so, good chance it's a troll account.
JacketOff
Troll account
MobileUserGundam
Everyone's saying "troll account" but it's pretty obvious it's a joke. Subtle difference, but it's there.
kapp70
I agree w/ you. Too over the top to be taken seriously, it is obvious that they were making fun of social justice warriors.
DickPicsForTitPics
The best tumblr is the tumblr that subtly makes fun of tumblr
Repiglican
These people can't actually be serious
Somanyquestions
"subtly"???
DickPicsForTitPics
...tumblr
jeffreybaratheon
Say crack again.
uskglass
It was funny, but not funny enough to overcome the sad that the first comment person exists.
axiomatik
The first comment is satire.
JohnnyDoveto
People like the first comment exist on tumblr in bunches though.
Mazzon
The problem is that it's impossible to make a satire that some people wouldn't take seriously and agree with.
MileHighLivin
I think what annoys me more, is people thinking it's serious and disagreeing.
IDoNotBelieveYou
POE'S LAW MOTHA FUCKA
Atalung
As such it's best to just not care
PoindexterQMantan
I'm still waiting for my baby soft leather gloves (if anyone gets that reference I'll buy them a pizza)
raccoonteur219
Even if you buy the pizza you won't find anyone that delivers on Imgur.
venomraptor
A Modest Proposal by Johnathan Swift...
PoindexterQMantan
I hope you're an american because I'm a man of my word.
venomraptor
I am, and as an American I demand only the largest and unhealthiest of pizzas.
disodiumbenzoate
i often wonder what a person of such hate for the world must do for a living, then i recall the DMV exists
cartmanstits
Theres an art to being a troll, you cant lay it down to thick and sassypriest69 youre thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
futureman3000
Well, one of them is running for president.
Ashtacular
You're implying their degree in the history of female oppression landed them an actual job?
BigisDickis
Is redditology a degree now?
SugarSmack
All my experiences at the DMV suddenly makes sense now. They have to have a degree in oppressing me to even get a job there.
deebr
supradedupra
One of my good friends works for the DMV. I love hearing her stories of the stupid people she deals with on a daily basis :)
3u41a614
I just got through the DMV. Made an appointment, went in, left 30 minutes later. Overall, a pleasant experience.
JohnnyDeformed
Their hate comes from their lack of sex. Notice how they define "relationship". Someone is real bitter.
cfgtech
YES the DMV and the IRS
ITalkAboutGoats
comcast customer service.
OneDayIWillBeBeatToDeathOverAPunButTodayIsKnotThatDay
pretty much any government position really
SmellyPotatoMan
I believe it, with how worthless and corrupt the irs is
storebrandproductmascot
It's a joke. It was a joke 2 years ago and it's still a joke now.
Logmister10
But there are people out there who are filled with hate to that extent, so I mean :/
babybryce
About .01% of people maybe.
BaconWrappedRainbowTrout
Go to r/Ghazi
OutlawAggie
That's still 7 million people
Logmister10
You, my friend, haven't been exposed to the world enough
babybryce
I worked in a prison for 5 years. I've seen the low of the low.
CuntyBastard
I admire your optimism.