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Mar 14, 2016 5:24 PM
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schopier
Lost it at Rumspringa…that's an obscure reference in much of the world...
SurrealGorilla
One "library card renewal" please.
Hebes867
[insert top comment from last time]
MahlonJames
Got me on Rumspringa + 1
rebillion76
The eyebrow toner lady you can just tell she lives in the uk
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
These are all just shitty stabs in the dark. "Roasting" is bullshit if you don't actually know anything about the person.
GoodGraces
I don't get it. It just seems like a convenient way to degrade women and make rape seem like it's not the horrific that that it is.
rebeliousboob
Notice how the pretty girls always get dissed with slut jokes too? It's like when they can't find shit on them that's their last resort.
Syng420
They're angry because they know those pretty girls wouldn't let them lay a finger on her.
Ilieoften
Raoste me
Alavar
That kids a fucking boot lmao
MandaloreTheODST
Why'd you get downvoted for calling him a boot lmfao
marine0351w
Could be a salty lance that is mid transition from his busted down state to terminal butterfly.
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
I don't like being roasted I prefer to be pan-seared
Goldenbeer
"I coach Marines how to shoot", has no rank on. FFS, boots lie about anything now days.
TimtegrityGT
Yeah... never had a PMI that was 12 years old. That didn't pass the sniff test.
whatthehell13
Glad I'm not the only one too notice this.
Serega81
Private Butler coaching boots how to shoot.. LFMAO
stonedcloud
I know the guy in the background... I'm about to roast this guy in real life.
TimtegrityGT
Not going to lie - I'd be pissed if my PMI was a boot.
OuroborosX
Can we make honey roasts a thing? That's when someone posts a photo, and people just say nice things about them. Is that fun?
likeasixoutoften
There is a sub-reddit for this, it's called toast me. :D
Syng420
More fun than making people feel like shit, imo.
anothernguyen
I honestly, definitely, never want to be roasted! ????
wotemer
Sad thing is, whenever an attractive girl wants to be Roasted, all these eternal virgins can come up with is 'lol u look like slut!'
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
And for attractive dudes it's a slightly clever variation of "you're gay." It's hard to insult people superficially when they're attractive
blairmichod
It's the standard insult for attractive girls with no obvious physical flaws. It's winning the roast.
OverpricedCrayon
Or about how they get fucked
XLswordswallowingjock
Let's see what you come up with. Go ahead. Standing by.
LeaderBeans
Um..uh....swallow any XL "swords" lately?
rpger9756
Most of these are old, but the first few were now to me and JFC they're some of the most savage I've seen.
Becky66
I think the Vladimir's son is my favourite...
thelovechildofhitlerandstalin
DONT DISS THE TRAINS MAG
SerialChillinSpree
Choo Choo MFucker
KaJuN
http://imgur.com/uBBw3lg
throwawaylurkeracct
Why are there always so many reposts with roastme dumps?
tanadarko
A larger question - why on earth would you want people to roast you? Because you feel good about yourself for a minute?
ravnicrasol
Because really good roasts are a combination of the right face and the right commenter, a very rare event.
bombsly
Cause they are hardly ever good...
tpgreyknight
So we have to squeeze every last bitter drop of "entertainment" out of them by reposting until they run dry.
LadyWidebottom
It's extremely hard to find anything good in the subreddit, and you don't want to be the one picking through all the shitty comments.
throwawaylurkeracct
I don't reddit at all - are the submissions bad or the roasts bad? or just not enough submissions?
LadyWidebottom
Both, really. Some of the better ones get upvoted to the top, others die in obscurity. Most submissions have a handful of replies only.
HappyEngineer
Woman - "You have too much sex, loser". Man - "You don't have enough sex, loser".
ChocloMan
Muslim - "you are terrorist". Black - "you are poor/a criminal". Asian "nerd"
Canneverthinkofagoodname
Yeah its these roasts are getting very repetitive.
kurwaspierdalaj
Everytime.
Equanimous
Nailed it.
elucidatefurther
Damn, you fucking nailed it.
DontTazeMeBrah
more like hot = too much, ugly = too little
HappyEngineer
True, though I doubt a hot guy would be roasted for sleeping around. Maybe "you're gay, lol"
muffinissi
Pffft. Amateurs. These are all compliments in comparison to the emotionally devastating shit I say about myself. I'm ruthless D:
AuxiliaryScarecrow
<3
FireNationGuy
I recently posted to roastme they only could come up with racist jokes (and none of them guessed the nationality right) it made me confident
madetheaccountjustforyou
Don't brag when you have such easy subject matter.
scientificburrito
MrGhrey
bruh! +1
Scorb1
Damn
muffinissi
Could someone please apply some burn cream to my bum :'(
SusanGoGetMyPants
Aw, chin up kid. We are our own worst critic.
NotACanadian
I don't get the marine picture?
LifeAsISee8
There are homeless people out there with signs that say somewhere along the lines of Homeless Vets, God bless and such.
NotACanadian
Oh, I see.
spuderminpls
#5 looks like a certain high school girl whose best friend is too gay to function
younghero25
#13 is actually one of my friends in school
MandaloreTheODST
Right ok
younghero25
/a/qlV59
MandaloreTheODST
Hmm maybe....maybe for once a user is telling the truth...:
younghero25
:)
MandaloreTheODST
Either way you get an upvote. I'm sure you understand muh skepticism
IHadAMoustacheOnceThatWasAGoodTime
I've got loads of overdue books.
johnantelope
Same
SamTheBook
But are any of them as sexy as me?
RegisXV
Time to unload
thenonworkinglight
Bring a thicker sweater too, she's clearly cold
Anarric
A quick glance suggest piercing
noturaveragepunk
The left one looks pierced, but the right one looks like it's just poking through.
IHadAMoustacheOnceThatWasAGoodTime
I think that's just a shadow. I inspected the image thoroughly.
SanraS
Well man, she is not cold, she is waiting for those over due books
Sm00th615
Loads...
KillingTheJoke1
Yeah, that's not really a roast. She got off easy
Snuggletummy
So did I.
unamailer
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
IHadAMoustacheOnceThatWasAGoodTime
Way to kill the jo-....oh.
chrishallett83
Damn - she's young, pretty, and stacked. I'd like to spit-roast her with my girlfriend.
bbkagasu
She's also got loads... of something
BewareTheCrocigator
Tracts of land?
Acylic
I just remembered I have to renew my library card. Thanks!
SoupEConch
Loads
Orpheus
overdue *boobs
UncleBuckkake
Never seen the "rape whistle/referee" roast before. Therefore +1 to you.
Conflict
The oil on her forehead one was decent.
gorillaClutch
that's where I lost it.
IsSnatchPaleo
I hope you find whatever it is you lost!
eetsumkaus
if it's virginity, just go ahead and look at the University of Washington guy's pic to get it back apparently
khaleesimotherofkittycats
Why don't people do the opposite of roasts, getting compliments from strangers would make a lot of peoples' days
MultipleDads
I'm pretty sure there is one and it's called /r/boastme
GenieBus
It should be called #toastme
aPokal
http://i.giphy.com/BNjLM5WNcVyM0.gif
SheevGuillotine
https://www.reddit.com/r/toastme
SheevGuillotine
https://www.reddit.com/r/toastme
Bahiano1993
Lesbi-honest, we'd all go to the library of wherever the last one works in
MandaloreTheODST
Agreed
Imherefortheanimalpics
I still find it disturbing that ppl ask to get bullied like this. There's no difference.
Imherefortheanimalpics
Man, words can be super hard even on thick skin....
BumwipeMcGee
I guess that's the difference between you and them, they have thick skin. Let them make their own choices.
MandaloreTheODST
Damn right, just like some people choose to smoke
TheGrounded
Some people enjoy letting others hurt them. I believe they're called masochists.
Dawnstempest
I still find it disturbing that you get on peoples cases for doing what they want -- and what they want is attention and/ or a good laugh.
tpgreyknight
I guess if it gives vicious people an outlet other than bullying people who *didn't* ask for it, that's... an improvement? I guess?
JacksPulsatingUrethra
That first one seems funny. Never seen a pvt be a coach.
RikerFighter
You don't wear rank at the range
InformalProof
In the army marksmanship program you take turns, one shoots and the other coaches, really just pointing out the things you cant see
InformalProof
But that Marine, yea bragging about coaching is about the same as bragging about being a road guard that POG piece of shit
thedharmabums
You really think someone would go on the internet and lie?
mkonlech
He got it backwards and gave his rank to the expert shooters.
MornieAlantie
He's on ammo detail, so it's kinda like coaching. I mean there's numbers bigger than 10 involved.
sniperdude
take these 10 round clips and use this peice of metal and fill a 30 round magazine. Ammo detail isnt hard :D
MornieAlantie
Like I said, numbers bigger than 10 lol.
MornieAlantie
Also, it's such a knee-jerk reaction at this point that I almost corrected your correct use of clips....
sniperdude
was waiting for someone to say its not a clip :D 3 stripper clips go into the mag :p
chris123butler
Hey it's me. I'm the first one. 2 NJPs will make a coach be a Private http://imgur.com/jmR9TLT
Coopacabra
Don't think of it as getting busted down, think of it as "Private, Second Award"
haroldsax
Well I'll be damned.
JumpingJackFlash
Nice bro. Gotta love the njps.
JacksPulsatingUrethra
Well shit, after looking at it again I saw your haircut and thought there might be some salt there and thought I may have to eat my words
chris123butler
Hahah all good dude! I posted it to get roasted anyway.
swatdattwat
@jackspulsatingurethra owes somebody an apology
JacksPulsatingUrethra
I just said it seemed funny at least I wasn't a dick about it like some people were.
combatwombat9966
That boot fuck is lying his ass off
TIMoonShine
I know him, but I won't disagree with your claim.
GhostInTheMachine89
Yes he is.
redmetalhead12
I would love to say the same but he actually isn't.
BangGoesThePistol
How do you know?
redmetalhead12
He is engaged to my sister.
germerica
Look back at the comment tree, the guy posted proof. He's legit.
germerica
You're right
letsbodlygomotherfuckers
But guyyysss its the internet!do people lie on the internet?
Ryebread91
How do we know? And what's with the car window?
TheWorstPirateYouHaveEverHeardOf
Referencing how our soldiers come home jobless and therefore he begs on a corner for one or for food.
HeavyMetalMonk
Yup. Why the fuck does he have a rifle if he's coaching too?
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
More likely the coach said "here, hold this" then posted it since you basically do whatever anyone tells you to as a boot.