TheyEatThePoopoo
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Jun 24, 2016 11:29 AM
TheyEatThePoopoo
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ArtMadeofYourComment
Like...I agree with you and all, but how are we not talking about your username?
TezcatlipocaStroker
The Billy Bob Thornton thing threw me off. Since then, meh.
Davoneous
I thought she was cute in Hackers. But then again, I was 9, so...
borfest28
shouldn't this be the puffin meme?
nick11570
She never found you attractive either?
plakiaty
Fair's fair
Schmedes
Yeah well you live in Georgia and she's not your relative so I understand.
DearCorn
damn straight.
tharrison3
This is barely a confession, could be a unpopular opinion but an average one at that
LordCommanderTomSnow
Her natural features are why people get plastic surgery, to look like her.
IITallyhoII
She has a lot of body issues and suffers from depression. I've always felt sorry that shes famous with those dark clouds hanging over her.
redjokerzero
I thought the breast augmentation was after she had recovered from breast cancer
Tamzzzzzz
She didn't even have breast cancer...she removed them to prevent it since it ran in her family
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Wow. riveting. -1
Purplegakiswack
This
Coyote8
Watch hackers
eyesopenedandarmed
I always think she smells like an old garage
BangBangLuckyLuke
I have very fond memories of that shower/side boob scene in Tomb Raider. For a young adolescent male it was very much a divine experience.
SerialKitten666
...You know she's actually fully topless in other films, though...right? And yes, she blessed.
BangBangLuckyLuke
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pBNKarJukms
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
my first sighting was all i needed
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crann
hackers.... more like jackers! am i right!
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
AlejandroQuezada
Don't worry I don't think she's gonna lose any sleep over it.
SaladFingersUpMyButt
I smacked toboggan to her a hundred times as a teenager when her movie "Original Sin" came out.
KayneArcheron
why would you smack a toboggan around when you could smack your p-OOOOOOOOOOOH!
Fuzzynubz
Wow. Are you sure you wanted to share that deep confession? Bold move @TheyEatThePoopoo.
GonzoTom
yea.. isnt this more of a puffin piece... hah
Makeitclap
Those lips, I'm a sucker for her lips
catch22bs
Hackers when she was just starting out was a childhood crush of mine.
mykneesaremeatarmsspaghetti
I had a huge boner for her in Tomb Raider as a kid. Then again, I also had a boner for the triangle tits PS1 version of Croft...
Cheomesh
She was found to be "genetically susceptible" to breast cancer so she had her real ones removed and replaced.
JustYourAverageNerd
I would use the thank you gif but i cant find it
Wolffenblitz
Drewscifer
Rewatch Gia, Taking Lives, and Hackers and tell me if you feel the same way.
flamingflamingo
@OP The lips are legit. My friend (white girl also with huge lips) has always loved her because Jolie made her feel beautiful, not weird.
jetstream588
Big lips are hot af as long as they aren't fake
LadyWillCutABitchArya
I personally am a white girl with big lips and looked up to her for the same reason!
GoodDieMostlyOverBullshit
Not saying she hasn't had something done to them but yeah, I've seen pics of her as a kid and they took up half her face!
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AlkeneThiol
You sound really bitter
BigTittyGothKitty
Not really lol
ingelri
But maybe he just thinks her lips are nasty.
AlkeneThiol
It was a female
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
DSLs bruh
nipplepanties
This isn't about brexit.....?
Dynamo72
Now it is!
WillJeSuis
Oh but it is! She wanted the UK to remain.
CatBlaster5000
Best fucking comment I've seen in weeks. I wish I could give you more upvotes.
resonatingvoice
hahahaha just awesome
Thanatoastyyy
What in the hell is this Brexit thing??
temyu
I dont understand why you're being downvoted?
Thanatoastyyy
Same, I woke up that day and I was completely confused on what was going on, I live under a rock, sorta
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
Brexit = Britain + Exit. The UK left the EU about 12 hours ago. Partisan people going hyperbolic as is predictable.
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
(2) Shit very well could hit the fan, but proclaiming the end of the world as some are doing may be a bit extreme.
ncbluek9
Let it end!! All those doomsday preppers will be ecstatic!!!!
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
My dad and I have joked about building a bunker in the side of the hill in the woods behind their house. WE NEED TO STOCK UP! NOW!!!
TINYRIIIIICK
The only movie i thought of her sexually in was wanted... Something about the way she drove that car and didn't talk
HappyCapybara
This is just my own personal opinion, but in the movie wanted, I thought she looked unhealthy skinny to be that action packed
Mayhaveshatmyself
I thought she was pretty sexy in A girl interrupted
GameOfLiesAndDeath
Yeah. Women that don't talk are the best.
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
Same for Gone in 60 Seconds
ThySausagePrince
Gia. Hackers. Original Sin. ...most anything pre-Brad Pitt.
gistyle
Original sin with Banderas
HalloweenAintTillManana
What's that movie where she plays a Lesbian artist and has a ton of lesbian sex? That's a good one.
1metalnation
Gia
thorkild91
Mr and mrs smith. The fighting sex scene makes me drool.
BrowncoatFromNirn
I think she's incredibly beautiful, personally. It might just be because of her philanthropy, but she has an incredible smile, too.
joeyjojosharknado
Her lips are freakishly huge. When she smiles it looks like someone inflating an inner tube.
CliffWindham
And those eyes too! They make me weak in the knees
Coyote8
Dude. Hackers. That was the best
cruz881
Cause you get to see her boobs?
Adderall
HACK THE PLANET!
dhays86
YES. I watched that movie for the first time ever a year ago, and that's the only time I've found her attractive.
wealthychef
Acid burn
dmoore182
Tomb raider
lilres
That post shower sideboob
ncbluek9
Gia
dmoore182
wasn't she a drug addict in that? That is the only time I've ever seen her smile though.
DreamCatcher01
I never did understand why so many thought she was the pinnacle of female beauty.
CherryEmpress
She is to me. Her eyes, bone structure, lips, all perfect. Most beautiful woman of all time.
DreamCatcher01
I'm a chick so I'm not a great judge of female beauty but if you think she's the bee's knee's than that's all that matters :)
AlkeneThiol
I prefer women with gigantic boobs and butts
CherryEmpress
Cool beans.
FeelMoreLikeIdoRightNowThanIdidAwhileAgo
No beans, only butts.
AlkeneThiol
Giant ones